Cancer Posted December 23, 2005 Report Share Posted December 23, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer84, mad rocker though he is, has never, ever, done yet another schlocky electric guitar rendition of "Santa Claus is Coming To Town". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 23, 2005 Report Share Posted December 23, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Ever wondered who invented tassels to wear over nipples ? It was Cancer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 24, 2005 Report Share Posted December 24, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble once took part in a production of The Scottish Play as second stunt codpiece. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 24, 2005 Report Share Posted December 24, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus. He really is a Christmas Tree. Would you rather he was a Christmas pudding ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh Head Posted December 25, 2005 Report Share Posted December 25, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble is motorcycle mechanic "C.C. Ryder" who hooks up with "The Heads," a bad-as-they-come, outlaw biker gang. Things roll along just fine, until the gang menaces a fashion reporter whose limo has broken down in the desert. When Death Tribble comes to her rescue and a spark ignites between them, the gang leader turns on him and the action really gets revved up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 25, 2005 Report Share Posted December 25, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Elvis!!! It's Elvis, I tell you!!! He's alive!!! No, I swear to God, he just posted, just up there!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superskrull Posted December 25, 2005 Report Share Posted December 25, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Tragically, L. Marcus then realized he was trapped in a world of living tabloid headlines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 25, 2005 Report Share Posted December 25, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Superskrull. He actually defeated the Fantastic Four every time they met but for the comics agreed that they could beat him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 27, 2005 Report Share Posted December 27, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Many features of death tribble's peculiar behavior make a lot more sense when you learn that although his species is mammalian, "lactating" females do not produce milk. Instead they produce a variety of alcoholic liquids, the precise flavoring depending upon what the mother has been eating lately. Consequently, a sober young tribble is a starving young tribble. The famous potables native to the British Isles are attempts to mass-produce these. (Can you imagine trying to hook a tribble up to a milking machine? No, neither can I.) Scotch comes from feeding a tribble peat; Irish from potatoes; stout from oats; ESB from barley. There was a horrible mistake, however, when it comes to lagers; that's actually an imitation of tribble urine that gained popularity before someone made a more careful examination of the original. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 27, 2005 Report Share Posted December 27, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Like Summer? Be nice to Cancer or none for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 27, 2005 Report Share Posted December 27, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Drag artists are an illusion perpetuated by Enforcer84 from a secret recipe handed down by stranger to stranger through the generations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted December 27, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 27, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above When Chuck Norris thinks macho, he thinks Death Tribble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 27, 2005 Report Share Posted December 27, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above When Marcel Marceau thinks Chapeaux, he thinks Odd Hat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savinien Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Once upon a time, E84 was known as a kind and just Man. Following the standard rules of engagement. Now, he's a heinous hooligan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above The Puritan wayfarer named Savinien journeyed from England to the Holy Land wiping out EVIL in the name of the "Order of the Solemn Heart". The Templars met their match. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted December 28, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Savinien, Master of Verse, once set out to fight injustice as The People's Poet! Then he noticed that criminals are often big men with guns, so he decided to get more into his day job. Still, it was a noble effort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted December 28, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza: Space Adventurer, Cybernetic Prosthesis Wearer. He's not just a member of the Bionic Arm Club for Men, he's also the founder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thia Halmades Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Oddhat: having recently been thawed out, his first words were "Og, og og og" and he had to shave, lose the club, and eventually went on to marry. Truth be told, he was better with the club. OddHat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Thia, the only warrior Oddhat likes to go clubbing with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thia Halmades Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer84 is secretly dating Freya, and according to her, his current status is EXCELLENT. I understand from him that she's a bit on the cold side, though. Takes some warming up. He's considering being promoted to a god of fire to get the appropriate balance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Thia Halmades serves Lenneth as her second in command in her battles against Loki. Truth be told, his destiny is to be the "New Man" when the world is reborn from ragnarok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thia Halmades Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer84 is jealous because Lenneth is hotter than Freya, but he secretly years to see the two of them in a deep down'n'dirty jello fight to the finish. It shall be engraved upon your soul! Divine assault... NIBELUNG VALESTI! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above There is no such person as Thia Halmades. It is actually the latest nom de plume of Cleopatra (yes that Cleopatra) whose beauty remains undiminished by the passing of centuries. She has however got a lot smarter and even more deadlier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble once set me up with Ishtar; goddess of love and war. It was a frighteningly satisfying experience. His little black book fills a wing of the London Public Library. You need a key card to get in. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Wonder why you never see the E. in the tabloids anymore? That's because no paparazzi will go anywhere near him since one of them took a nudie pic of E. down on the Riviera. What was done with the wide-angle lense is just horrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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