Cancer Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 Death Tribble does mud wrasslin' with Orion slave girls and Daleks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 ...with Cancer acting as chief paparazzo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 As a child, Pariah never built a blanket fort. No, it was a full-on hill fort or nothing. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 The secret to L. Marcus's winning all the lumberjack tree-felling time competitions is simple: Antimatter blades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 Cancer's latest invention is poised to redefine the construction industry: megascale concrete Legos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 Pariah invented construction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 Death tribble knows what's really buried under Stilton ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 L Marcus knows what is really buried under Svarlbard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 Death tribble is a wholly-owned subsidiary of the Minnesota Vikings, Incorporated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 Pariah viking'd Ontario. A navigation mishap, he said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 23, 2022 Report Share Posted January 23, 2022 L Marcus led Vikings that found Denmark. Now that was a navigation error. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 23, 2022 Report Share Posted January 23, 2022 A painful segment from Death Tribble's younger days was when he ended up paying the bills by playing the, ah, object to be eliminated in a series of TV ads for a hairball remedy for cats. Ya gotta do what ya gotta do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 24, 2022 Report Share Posted January 24, 2022 Cancer was the original editor of the Almagest. Unfortunately for him a second editor gets all the credit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 24, 2022 Report Share Posted January 24, 2022 Bazza is secretly the great-great-great grandnephew of Franz Liszt's illegitimate younger sister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 24, 2022 Report Share Posted January 24, 2022 Pariah likes to make Liszts, and he's checking them twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 24, 2022 Report Share Posted January 24, 2022 L Marcus's book on Great Composers of Finland is considered heresy by the people of Poland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 25, 2022 Report Share Posted January 25, 2022 If you roll Death Tribble in bear grease, and then connect him to a big Van de Graaf generator for a few minutes to build up an electric charge, his fur extends out all over in greasy spikes and he looks rather like one of those models of the pandemic coronavirus, minus the arbitrary coloring they put in the models for ease of seeing the structure. To get the colors, you'd have to crush a bushel of Tide pods and roll him in that after the bear grease but before the static electricity. DT likes this idea; it recalls to him his younger days as a nude hairball model. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 25, 2022 Report Share Posted January 25, 2022 Know what produced all the gas on Jupiter ? Give yourself a point if you correctly said Cancer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 5, 2022 Report Share Posted February 5, 2022 Death Tribble can tell you where to go to get a good yak lard and durian knish. Most days, it's not through a door that drops you through a chute fitted with rotating knives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 5, 2022 Report Share Posted February 5, 2022 Cancer has sworn off donuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 5, 2022 Report Share Posted February 5, 2022 L Marcus only posted there because he knows Death Tribble is AFK for a couple days, so he won't be accused of inventing edible panties or some such. Even when said accusations are true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 6, 2022 Report Share Posted February 6, 2022 Know why you have never seen Mars and the moons of Jupiter in the same room ? Cancer is responsible ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 Death Tribble wants to teach a seminar in the horrors of inter-species abuse and human vivisection and composting. He wants to start with the "how-to" rather than the "why". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 22, 2022 Report Share Posted February 22, 2022 The seminar Cancer and Uranus was banned as being liable to misunderstandings at the very best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted February 24, 2022 Report Share Posted February 24, 2022 Kitten Kong from The Goodies expelled a hair ball which gain sentience and called itself “death tribble”. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitten_Kong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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