Roter Baron Posted August 10, 2007 Report Share Posted August 10, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble rides on a bear to his job. A genetical engineered burning bear. A genetical engineered burning bear from hell. A genetical engineered burning bear from hell shooting exploding sharks. The shark are burning, too and spit napalm. He calls that a "nice ride to work" and sings "London town is burning down, burning down, burning down" all the while. His fellow Englishmen just ignore these shenenigans and continue to drink tea (in the middle of flying napalm-death shark exploding in in wonderful colors ...). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 10, 2007 Report Share Posted August 10, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Der Roter Baron is haunted by the ghost of Marlene Dietrich who will always embarrass him by singing 'Falling in love again' while drunkenly lurching about the place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted August 11, 2007 Report Share Posted August 11, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above During his student days death tribble proved to Xeno that an angry tribble can indeed reach its target, with no concerns about all that half the distance travelled nonsense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted August 11, 2007 Report Share Posted August 11, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio is the first and last in a semi-glorious line of Khazak Great-Khans of Thailand! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 11, 2007 Report Share Posted August 11, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Roter Baron coined the phrase "Achtung, bitte!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 13, 2007 Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus was once sold at a 25% discount. He has never forgiven this outrage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted August 13, 2007 Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Once a year, Death Tribble disappears from these boards for two weeks. He tells us it's because he's going on holiday. In truth, he is the one thing that stands between an unsuspecting Earth and an annual alien invasion. Two weeks of ceaseless, pitiless war in the inky blackness of outer space! Thank goodness he gets paid vacations, or else we would right now be subjegated under the merciless tentacles of the Andromedans! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 13, 2007 Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Keyes_bill holds two jobs: IT support in the pron industry by day, hard-rock linguine miner by night. What keeps him going? his vision of X-rated pasta for the millions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 13, 2007 Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer's doctoral thesis was rated X for mature content. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above L.Marcus was once offered a modelling spot. He was to be the new face of "Fruit of the Loom" underwear. He resigned from the job after one modelling session. Nobody knows why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio was once engaged to be married to the country of Luxembourg. Tragically the United States Senate objected and he has never seen Luxembourg since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble was Newt Gingrich at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above After my separation from Luxembourg I often saw it in the company of L.Marcus. They'd be visiting circuses, walking on the beach, once I even saw them ice skating together. They looked so happy. Damn that US Senate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Well, Narratio presents himself as a victim here and the honorable U.S. Senate as the bogeyman. NOT TRUE! Actually the U.S. Senate was only acting in the best interest of the American people and against Narratio's selfishness, because while he was fooling around with Ms. Luxemburg she was engaged with Liechtenstein and he was at the same time dating Brazil, Botswana and south-western Kashmir (the hotter of the two twins!). So, war was in the air but by courageously stepping in and doing its best the Senate spared the USA from being steam-rolled, blitzkrieged and totally devasted by the wild hordes of the Coalition of Dread consisting of the bloodcrazed warrior-berserkers of Liechtenstein (the fiancee), Argentina (Brazil's tango-date), Namibia (Botswana's aunt) and Big Papa Punjab! All Hail the Senate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above And who was it who led the Senate in stopping my affair with Luxemborg eh? Der Rotor Baron's political power allows him to severely punish those who cross him,. (Luxembourg, Oh Luxembourg! Those long clear water streams, the gently rising hills and the luxuriant foliage! The way it straddles so many borders and yet is so untouched... Oh Luxembourg, I miss you so!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above During the 1960s Narratio was beaten up by both the Kray twins after he persisted in singing 'She Drives Me Crazy' as an insult to them. How he knew the words and music to a song that would only be a hit 20 years later is a mystery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble invented Annie Lennox and released it to an unsuspecting public. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above I was working in my lab, late one night, when my eyes beheld an eerie sight. For my monster from his slab began to rise and suddenly, to my surprise, he did the Mash! He did the Monster Mash! .. Such simple words, and very few know that this is based upon L.Marcus' usual Sunday morning wake up routine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio was one of the A-Team episodes. He vehemently denies it was the one with Boy George. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio was one of the A-Team episodes. He vehemently denies it was the one with Boy George. Death Tribble went into a bookshop in London and 'accidentally' stole a book. Naturally he was nabbed and he exclaimed "darn, Foyled again" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Last New Years Eve, Bazza got kinda drunk and ended up being intimate with Ayer's Rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above One day, when L.Marcus and I were discussing Bazza's moment of ecstacy in the middle of Australia, he told me that he too had experienced passion with that same rock. Although I agreed that the rock was a slut, I felt L.marcus should have warned Bazza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio nurses a deep grevience that his idea of Bacterial Conflict was outvoted for Germ Warfare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio nurses a deep grevience that his idea of Bacterial Conflict was outvoted for Germ Warfare. lolth mistook death tribble for frodo baggins. It was humourous hearing death tribble plead to his best friend that he wasn't who she thought him being. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza once lent me a used trout for the weekend. I've had a soft spot for him ever since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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