Roter Baron Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bunny, nunny - what's the difference??? Only Bazza knows. And the Shadow, maybe. Yeah, the SHADOW KNOWS! . . . . OH MY GOSH!!! BAZZA IS THE SHADOW!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Do a three-dimensional FFT of Roter Baron with 100-micron rectilateral sampling, taper it through a Hamming window, transpose the coordinate axes. Overlay 0.02% of the resultant values with random noise filtered through a low-pass filter at 10^-9 cm^-1, add two well-beaten eggs and a teaspoon of grated nutmeg, then transform back into the spatial domain. What comes out bears an uncanny resemblance to the Nike of Samothrace on which a muskmelon has been placed for a head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 14, 2007 Report Share Posted September 14, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer once confused stars. He gave them a lecture on astronomy. One of them never recovered. Hint: Her last name is Lohan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 14, 2007 Report Share Posted September 14, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble once dated Dana Scully, only to find out it was a clone of her sister Melissa who had plastic surgury to look like her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Satinkitty inspired the jealousy of dolphins everywhere by seducing a Killer Whale. Are you implying that OddHat is fat ? ;-) Bazza is the only Mime to do "Send in the Clowns" silently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above SatinKitty is voluptuous and makes every man jealous, except one, when she and Oddhat hit the town at night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Are you implying that OddHat is fat ? ;-) When I say Killer Whale, I mean Killer Whale. If Oddhat dresses up in black and white and the costume looks like it has flippers, that's none of my business as what you two do as a married couple is entirely up to you. Anyway, Bazza tried to impersonate one of the soldiers in the Chinese Emporer's Terracotta army only to be exposed by Lemming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble's picture was posted to youtube Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza once made a bet that he could empty the Mediterranean with a straw. He hasn't conceded defeat yet, and it's been, what, ten years now? He's nothing if not persistent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus once lost a drinking contest to Jodie Foster. And it was Lemonade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParagonAlpha Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble is directly responsible for the Klingon's genetic drift that caused them to lose their ridges. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above ParagonAlpha moonlights as Zod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza moonlights as GOD while GOD is out to create something useful to clean up the mess after he has drowned homo sapiens AGAIN in a great flood. But to spare true believers the confusion when praying be informed about GOD's new offfice hours: Tuesdays-Friday: whole day Saturday: 1 a.m. to 8 p.m. Sunday: 6.30 a.m. to 12.30 p.m. Monday: off To all other hours and on Mondays please address your prayers to: Holiest Bazza c/o GOD, Holy Spirit Lane 1, 101010 Trinity Ville, Heaven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Roter Baron has crimson luminescent buttocks, which explains both his name and certain aspects of his wardrobe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 19, 2007 Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer beats to death any of his students who bring up the Floaters and their song Float On. He has a dispensation to do this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 19, 2007 Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble paints crying kittens for fun and profit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 19, 2007 Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above After L. Marcus pees on the soil around them, hydrangeas bloom bright metallic gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 20, 2007 Report Share Posted September 20, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above As an official avatar of an unnamed Fertility God, everywhere CAncer walked grass started to grow. He gave it up soon after an embaressing incident in a public swimming pool and still refuses to name the diety involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 20, 2007 Report Share Posted September 20, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio was once mistaken for a melon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 20, 2007 Report Share Posted September 20, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble was once mistaken for zornwil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted September 20, 2007 Report Share Posted September 20, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza's first, middle and family name is Wilbur. Like his brother. And both sisters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted September 21, 2007 Report Share Posted September 21, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above SatinKitty is voluptuous and makes every man jealous' date=' except one, when she and Oddhat hit the town at night.[/quote'] Someone rep this Gentleman for me ! Roter Baron isn't really a Zombie, he's just a Groupie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 21, 2007 Report Share Posted September 21, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Satinkitty hated by dolphins the world over as she won't seduce them the way she seduced the Killer Whale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 21, 2007 Report Share Posted September 21, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Satin Kitty slapped death tribble he was last seen heading for Krypton. We now know the real reason why Krypton was destroyed -- a tribble hurling through space like a meteor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 21, 2007 Report Share Posted September 21, 2007 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza makes ice lollies for fun and profit. In the Antarctic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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