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Do a three-dimensional FFT of Roter Baron with 100-micron rectilateral sampling, taper it through a Hamming window, transpose the coordinate axes. Overlay 0.02% of the resultant values with random noise filtered through a low-pass filter at 10^-9 cm^-1, add two well-beaten eggs and a teaspoon of grated nutmeg, then transform back into the spatial domain. What comes out bears an uncanny resemblance to the Nike of Samothrace on which a muskmelon has been placed for a head.

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death tribble once dated Dana Scully, only to find out it was a clone of her sister Melissa who had plastic surgury to look like her.

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Are you implying that OddHat is fat ? :mad: ;-)

 

When I say Killer Whale, I mean Killer Whale. If Oddhat dresses up in black and white and the costume looks like it has flippers, that's none of my business as what you two do as a married couple is entirely up to you.

 

Anyway, Bazza tried to impersonate one of the soldiers in the Chinese Emporer's Terracotta army only to be exposed by Lemming.

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Bazza moonlights as GOD while GOD is out to create something useful to clean up the mess after he has drowned homo sapiens AGAIN in a great flood.

 

But to spare true believers the confusion when praying be informed about GOD's new offfice hours:

 

Tuesdays-Friday: whole day

Saturday: 1 a.m. to 8 p.m.

Sunday: 6.30 a.m. to 12.30 p.m.

Monday: off

 

To all other hours and on Mondays please address your prayers to:

 

Holiest Bazza c/o GOD, Holy Spirit Lane 1, 101010 Trinity Ville, Heaven

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As an official avatar of an unnamed Fertility God, everywhere CAncer walked grass started to grow. He gave it up soon after an embaressing incident in a public swimming pool and still refuses to name the diety involved.

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SatinKitty is voluptuous and makes every man jealous' date=' except one, when she and Oddhat hit the town at night.[/quote']

 

 

Someone rep this Gentleman for me ! :D

 

Roter Baron isn't really a Zombie, he's just a Groupie.

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Satin Kitty slapped death tribble he was last seen heading for Krypton. We now know the real reason why Krypton was destroyed -- a tribble hurling through space like a meteor.

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