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You want a cross genre nightmare? Viola! (And I know some of you are going to have nightmares after seeing this...)

 

Nah, I cut my teeth on THAT, my dear boy :)

 

I vote Captain Marvel as Rocky and The Chief for Dr Scott! Phantom Stranger as The Narrator, I think. Now, that only leaves Eddie...

 

OT: Static Shock Treatment?

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Cross posted

 

Sung to the tune of Monster Mash

 

 

I was playing at the game store, late one night

When my eyes beheld an eerie sight

For the dungeon master met all our eyes

And suddenly to my surprise

 

He did the mash, he did the genre mash

The genre mash, it was a gaming smash

He did the mash, it caught on in a flash

He did the mash, he did the genre mash

 

We used martial arts from the far flung east

From Lovecraft came an eldritch beast

gunslingers, swordswingers, spellsingers, all

Got together and had a ball

 

They did the mash, they did the genre mash

The genre mash, it was a gaming smash

They did the mash, it caught on in a flash

They did the mash, they did the genre mash

 

The zombies were having fun

The party had just begun

The guests included Batman,

Fu Manchu, and his son

 

The scene was rockin', all were digging the game,

Our campaigns will never be the same

We want police procedurals in ancient Rome

And Indiana Jones re-imagined as a Gnome

 

They played the mash, they played the genre mash

The genre mash, it was a gaming smash

They played the mash, it caught on in a flash

They played the mash, they played the genre mash

 

There was one old grognard who voiced complaint

Seems he was a genre purist who didn't like to taint

His old school dungeon crawling hack and slash time.

'Til we asked about gelatinous cubes, monks, and green slime.

 

It's now the mash, it's now the genre mash

The genre mash, it was gaming smash

It's now the mash, it caught on in a flash

It's now the mash, it's now the genre mash

 

Now everything's cool, the grognard's a part of the band

And our genre Mash is the hit of the land

For you, all gamers, this mash was meant too

When you get to my door, tell them Lucius sent you

 

Then you can mash, then you can genre mash

The genre mash, and do my gaming smash

Then you can mash, you'll catch on in a flash

Then you can mash, then you can genre mash

 

 

Lucius Alexander

 

The palindromedary does the mash

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Let's mix the ideas of JRR Tolkien and Gregory Widen!

 

He is immortal

Born in the highlands of Arthedain 400 years ago

He is not alone

There are others like him

Some good, some evil.

 

For centuries he has battled the forces of darkness

With holy ground his only refuge.

He cannot die unless you take his head,

And with it his power.

 

In the end, there can be only one.

 

He is Duncan MacLeod, the Dunadan.

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