Tim Posted March 4, 2007 Report Share Posted March 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: smells like poo gas. Q: What is this honey oder drifting throught he 100 acre wood? A: It's why things fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: The mean teachers seem to be breeding? A: I'm a doctor, not a code monkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: But can you reprogram his brain while you reattach it, Bones? A: And yet, I'm left with a sinking feeling that Dr. Destructo might not have the doomsday device. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: All the evidence points to Dr. Destructo. Can you believe that? A:Mars and Venus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: All the evidence points to Dr. Destructo. Can you believe that? A:Mars and Venus Q: Who would have gotten clean away with it if it hadn't been for that meddling Planet Earth ? A: Well, looks like eighty-six is your lucky number Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Well' date=' looks like eighty-six is your lucky number[/quote'] Q: I just dropped thirty thousand dollars on your nickel slots! Why are you kicking me out of the casino? A: The only thing worse than losing first prize is winning first prize. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: The only thing worse than losing first prize is winning first prize. Q: So do you like my "Win a datein a sheep costume with Mightybec"? A: No one told me the road would be easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: No one told me the road would be easy. Q: We got that Interstate built in a week! Why are you so disappointed? A: This is the last train to Clarksville. Ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is the last train to Clarksville. Ever. Q: What did the Monkees fail to point out? A: We need a larger book. NOW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: We need a larger book. NOW! Q: The Library is under siege! What have we got to hit the Orc Chieftain with? A: So that's what an exploding caribou looks like. Eeew! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted March 6, 2007 Report Share Posted March 6, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: So that's what an exploding caribou looks like. Eeew! Q: Behold my attack on Canada's leading natural resource! ¹ A: Maybe I should've used bears. ¹ No actual Canadians, or Canadian resources, were harmed in the making of this post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted March 6, 2007 Report Share Posted March 6, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Your attack deer are getting killed!? A: I'm pretty sure that's a house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 6, 2007 Report Share Posted March 6, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Maybe I should've used bears. Q: Why did you get the prionsers drunk? Weren't you supposed to give them to wild beast to be eaten? A: I'm pretty sure that's a house. Q: What's that white thing in the middle of the field with the fence around it? A: You keep saying "Treacherous, lecherous, murderous damned Dane" as though it were a bad thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 6, 2007 Report Share Posted March 6, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did you get the prionsers drunk? Weren't you supposed to give them to wild beast to be eaten? Q: What's that white thing in the middle of the field with the fence around it? A: You keep saying "Treacherous, lecherous, murderous damned Dane" as though it were a bad thing. Q: Why are you laughing at my review of Hamlet? A: Seven Dwarfs, stuffed, mounted and posed in obscene positions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 6, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Seven Dwarfs' date=' stuffed, mounted and posed in obscene positions.[/quote'] Q: What revenge did the Queen have planned for those who sheltered Snow White? A: A kitten named Kizmet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 6, 2007 Report Share Posted March 6, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did you eat for lunch? A: The green M&Ms. Not the red ones. The green ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 6, 2007 Report Share Posted March 6, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: The green M&Ms. Not the red ones. The green ones. Q: Can you show me how deep the rabbit hole really goes with these? A: Spartans! Tonight we dine in Hell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 7, 2007 Report Share Posted March 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Can you show me how deep the rabbit hole really goes with these? A: Spartans! Tonight we dine in Hell! Q: King Leonidas, Gordon Ramsey's kitchen is now ready to serve you. Will you tell your men ? A: A meeting has been set, tonight in London to determine a course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon Posted March 7, 2007 Report Share Posted March 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: When are we going to meet the Fantastic Four? A: Ride on dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 7, 2007 Report Share Posted March 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: When are we going to meet the Fantastic Four? A: Ride on dude. Q: What's the worst job at a Dude Ranch? A: Ride on nude! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted March 7, 2007 Report Share Posted March 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the worst job at a Dude Ranch? A: Ride on nude! Q: What does Lady Gadiva's (sp?) bumper sticker read? A: Have my servants clean her up and put her in my quarters. As for her companions, take them to our..."guest accommedations." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 7, 2007 Report Share Posted March 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What does Lady Gadiva's (sp?) bumper sticker read? A: Have my servants clean her up and put her in my quarters. As for her companions, take them to our..."guest accommedations." Q: And the winner for this years' "Most cliched sentence in a fantasy publication" is... A: Nuns on Buns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 7, 2007 Report Share Posted March 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Nuns on Buns. Q: Welcome to McIstopheles'. Can I take your order? A: Buns on Nuns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 7, 2007 Report Share Posted March 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Buns on Nuns. Q: They have their bakery in the convent, and then the sisters sell the fresh goods out on the street from vendors' trays. What should the business be called? A: Tarts on Carts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 7, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Tarts on Carts. Q: How can you tell when prostitution in this town has gotten out of hand? A: Snake-blight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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