rebeccared50 Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Will it be fun to torture this bowl of fruit? A: Piles and piles of it. Q: how much massage oil, honey and colada mix do they need over in the Double Entendre thread? A: Oh my Goddess she's..... glowing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Oh my Goddess she's..... glowing! Q: So you think Urd-san just got laid? A: The Death of a Thousand Fluffy Kittens with Big Sharp Teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So you think Urd-san just got laid? A: The Death of a Thousand Fluffy Kittens with Big Sharp Teeth. Q: Name the least-feared torture method of the Inquisition. A: He is NOT cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amber Nytstar Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q:At least give me one good reason why I can't keep this stray Acrokitten? A:I don't know what it is either, but it's about to bite your head off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q:At least give me one good reason why I can't keep this stray Acrokitten? A:I don't know what it is either, but it's about to bite your head off. Q: What has your mother so riled up? A: A Bubble Gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: A Bubble Gun. Q: What weapon was used to give a 21-gun salute at Don Ho's funeral? A: The Main Street Diner in Briggsdale, Colorado. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Main Street Diner in Briggsdale' date=' Colorado.[/quote'] Q: Where are you most likely to be pressed to try the Rocky Mountai9n Oysters? A: Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1899! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clonus Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1899! Q: We've got no power and the toilets don't work. What are we going to do? A: No, that's my chiropracter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: We've got no power and the toilets don't work. What are we going to do? A: No, that's my chiropracter. Q: Why aren't you running? Can't you see the escaped Gorilla? A: It's just not working. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's just not working. Q: Do you have some wonderfully dense pseudo-sociological excuse for your being unemployed? A: Every dog has his day. This ain't yours, Rover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Every dog has his day. This ain't yours' date=' Rover.[/quote'] Q: My normally happy Labrador retriever is acting depressed. What'd you say to him, anyway? A: Today's my birthday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Mhoram Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions What is one of the few good reasons to miss gaming? A 1992 Corisica. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: A 1992 Corisica. Q: The hyperdrive's shot. What are our other options? A: According to quantum electrodynamics, no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: The hyperdrive's shot. What are our other options? A: According to quantum electrodynamics, no. Q: Is there any reason I shouldn't smack you silly? A: A lawnmower, a hammock and a Penguin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who are Batman's next villains? A: Batman and Wonder Woman, sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Batman and Wonder Woman' date=' sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g.[/quote'] Q: Flash, what are you doing in that full-body cast? A: I'm not your little kitty. Put me down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Flash' date=' what are you doing in that full-body cast?[/quote'] Mr. Hopcroft, that was hilarious. I owe you Rep (again). A: I'm not your little kitty. Put me down. Q: Won't you please lick my nose? Just a little? Please? A: A shiny new anvil and a big bucket of antidepressants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: A shiny new anvil and a big bucket of antidepressants. Q: What are the highlights of Wile E. Coyote's Letter to Santa? A: There are some things Man Was not Meant to Know. Like this one. And that one over there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: There are some things Man Was not Meant to Know. Like this one. And that one over there. Q: Those are two of the most beautiful women I've ever seen! Why do I have to stay away from them?! A: This is Rhode Island, you nitwit, not the Bespin Holiday Inn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Those are two of the most beautiful women I've ever seen! Why do I have to stay away from them?! A: This is Rhode Island, you nitwit, not the Bespin Holiday Inn! Q: Hey, concierge, you wouldn't have any Ughnauts available for, er, unusual activities, yaknowwhatImean? A: Luke, I am your hairdresser! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Luke, I am your hairdresser! Q: Damn, My hair got all messed up. Bo, who is that guy with you? A: They're coming to take your website away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Damn, My hair got all messed up. Bo, who is that guy with you? A: They're coming to take your website away. Q: You wouldn't happen to know why the entire US Marine Corps are on my lawn would you ? A: There's an interesting work of fiction on page 24 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: There's an interesting work of fiction on page 24 Q: You're reading Playgirl again?! A: Hold me now. It's hard for me to say I'm sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You're reading Playgirl again?! A: Hold me now. It's hard for me to say I'm sorry. Q: What did George W Bush say to the Queen of England that forced his and her bodyguards to beat him unconscious ? A: Mysteriously, our names have been omitted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did George W Bush say to the Queen of England that forced his and her bodyguards to beat him unconscious ? A: Mysteriously, our names have been omitted Q: I thought you said the Apocalype was your crowing achievement! Why are the papers blaming Clinton? A: I'm not a shoulder to cry on, but I digress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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