Michael Hopcroft Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' I'm not going to repeat myself.[/quote'] Q: Why aren't you taking that job at the Department of Redundancy Department? A: This is why we don't allow weasels into class, young man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: MightBec, what is your idea of safe sex practices? A: No, I'm not going to repeat myself. Q: MightyBec, what is you idea of safe sex practices? A: OK, so I did. So sue me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why aren't you taking that job at the Department of Redundancy Department? A: This is why we don't allow weasels into class, young man! Q: Miss, can I go to the plastic surgeon's office, please? A: OK, so I did. So sue me. Q: Tell me you didn't do that without a licence. A: The very large man with the sharktooth club doesn't think so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: The very large man with the sharktooth club doesn't think so. Q: This is a desert island! I can't possibly be trespassing! How can I? A: Don't take that bet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Don't take that bet. Q: Wanna bet that the very large man with the sharktooth club doesn't really want to hurt us? A: An abortion ahead of its time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted June 9, 2007 Report Share Posted June 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Describe Paris Hilton? A: Unsolved Mysteries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Describe Paris Hilton? A: Unsolved Mysteries. Q: Describe Paris Hilton? A: A firebird... only without the wings, feathers and flames. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 9, 2007 Report Share Posted June 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Describe Paris Hilton? A: A firebird... only without the wings, feathers and flames. Q: What is a chicken? A: It was pure unadulterated insanity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 9, 2007 Report Share Posted June 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It was pure unadulterated insanity. Q: How was your first day on the job at at Arkham, Dr. Quinzel? A: Sorry, thought you were an ant for a second. Let me just scrape you off my shoe and we'll call it even. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 9, 2007 Report Share Posted June 9, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sorry' date=' thought you were an ant for a second. Let me just scrape you off my shoe and we'll call it even.[/quote'] Q: What do the teammates of UltraGigantoMan get tired of hearing him say. A: It's new, but it's the same old thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 10, 2007 Report Share Posted June 10, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do the teammates of UltraGigantoMan get tired of hearing him say. A: It's new, but it's the same old thing. Q: What's the worst advertising slogan yet tried? A: BECAUSE MY KEY BOARD IS BUSTED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 10, 2007 Report Share Posted June 10, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: BECAUSE MY KEY BOARD IS BUSTED. Q: Why did you miss your gig with Duran Duran tonight? A: It's 8:47PM and I have no idea where Carmen Sandiego is. But I've found Martha Cleveland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 10, 2007 Report Share Posted June 10, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's 8:47PM and I have no idea where Carmen Sandiego is. But I've found Martha Cleveland. Q: You were supposed to be here at 8:30! And who is that tramp you've brought with you, anyway? A: No woman in her right mind would do that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 10, 2007 Report Share Posted June 10, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: No woman in her right mind would do that! Q: Hey, babe, wanna come over to my tortu -- I mean apartment? A: Don't bother me, Tomo -- I'm trying to find the value of 2 for which 2+2=5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 10, 2007 Report Share Posted June 10, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Don't bother me' date=' Tomo -- I'm trying to find the value of 2 for which 2+2=5.[/quote'] Q: Why is your entire apartment buried in paper, each piece covered in scribbled mathematical symbols? A: But left handed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 11, 2007 Report Share Posted June 11, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is your entire apartment buried in paper, each piece covered in scribbled mathematical symbols? A: But left handed! Q: This gun has less capacity, slower rate of fire and less accuracy...so why..? A: It is unconditioned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 11, 2007 Report Share Posted June 11, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: This gun has less capacity, slower rate of fire and less accuracy...so why..? A: It is unconditioned. Q: So your house systems are so sensitive you won't allow any emotions inside, c'mon where is the love ? A: They're just going to dig a new hole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 11, 2007 Report Share Posted June 11, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: They're just going to dig a new hole Q: You realize it'll actually come out in the middle of the paciifc, not Shanghai, so why don't you fill in that hole? A: Because Gorgeous Mad Scientist Babe + Triple Mocha Espresso + Strawberry Cheesecake Pie = BRAND NEW STARSHIP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 11, 2007 Report Share Posted June 11, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You realize it'll actually come out in the middle of the paciifc, not Shanghai, so why don't you fill in that hole? A: Because Gorgeous Mad Scientist Babe + Triple Mocha Espresso + Strawberry Cheesecake Pie = BRAND NEW STARSHIP! Q: Why do you want to have sex while coated in chocolate and coffee while a bad '80's cartoon is playing? A: You're quite mad. And I should know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 11, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: You're quite mad. And I should know. Q: Joker... why did you send me to Arkham Asylum? A: Doe snot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Joker... why did you send me to Arkham Asylum? A: Doe snot. Q: If girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice, what is Paris Hilton made of ? A: Cover it up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: If girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice, what is Paris Hilton made of ? A: Cover it up Q: What do you think of my "I'm gunna git yu sucka" tattoo? A: Hitting an all time low. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you think of my "I'm gunna git yu sucka" tattoo? A: Hitting an all time low. Q: How do you describe Fox News coverage of Paris Hilton's jail time ? A: Everything I know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, what's this written on this Post-It? A: You should'a seen it, all wobbly, like! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: You should'a seen it' date=' all wobbly, like![/quote'] Q: How did you like the Leslie Fish concert? A: If I weren't drunk right now, you'd be dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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