death tribble Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Where can I find pornogra[hy AND high explosives? A: If that doesn't solve the problem, use a bigger club. Q: So Thag, wisest of all cavemen, in order to get the girl of my dreams you say I need to go up to her and hit her with my club ? A: Categorized, or easily referenced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So Thag, wisest of all cavemen, in order to get the girl of my dreams you say I need to go up to her and hit her with my club ? A: Categorized, or easily referenced. Q: What's the difference between competent and incompetent librarians? A: Sirius, Uranus and Ptah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sirius' date=' Uranus and Ptah.[/quote'] Q: Hey, I hear there's a new clinic in town that has a sinus specialist, a proctologist, and a salivary gland expert. Have you heard of it? A: If you say "Reverse the polarity", I'm gonna beat you into another incarnation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, I hear there's a new clinic in town that has a sinus specialist, a proctologist, and a salivary gland expert. Have you heard of it? A: If you say "Reverse the polarity", I'm gonna beat you into another incarnation. Q: "Captain, I've got it! If we take the main deflector and..." A: This is even better. It's an "I" Bomb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is even better. It's an "I" Bomb. Q: And why should we finance your film, Herr Boll, after the "F" bomb that was Bloodrayne? A: Because dropping F-bombs on them isn't going to beat the Iranians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: And why should we finance your film' date=' Herr Boll, after the "F" bomb that was [i']Bloodrayne[/i]? A: Because dropping F-bombs on them isn't going to beat the Iranians. Q: So, other than as a gift to all humanity, why did you shoot Uwe Boll? A: A 300 pound singing Meatloaf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: A 300 pound singing Meatloaf. Q: What's cookin', Doctor Frank N. Furter? A: Because everybody else was having so much fun doing their own singing, I couldn't bear to be left out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's cookin', Doctor Frank N. Furter? A: Because everybody else was having so much fun doing their own singing, I couldn't bear to be left out. Q: Jool, why did you slag Moya's control console? A: Obscure Publications. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Obscure Publications. Q: Did you hear who's publishing transcripts of every single Farscape episode? A: Two cups whole wheat flour, 1.5 cups brown sugar, a teaspoon of cinnamon, and 3.6 grams of weapons grade plutonium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Two cups whole wheat flour' date=' 1.5 cups brown sugar, a teaspoon of cinnamon, and 3.6 grams of weapons grade plutonium.[/quote'] Q: What wholesome ingredients go into every box of Hulk Action Flakes? A: You call this a downpour? Why I remember way back in the great Flood of 5,000 B.C. how even the high ground wasn't high ground! We had to tread water for forty days and forty nights, without even water wings, and we liked it that way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What wholesome ingredients go into every box of Hulk Action Flakes? A: You call this a downpour? Why I remember way back in the great Flood of 5,000 B.C. how even the high ground wasn't high ground! We had to tread water for forty days and forty nights, without even water wings, and we liked it that way! Q: Aw, gran'pa Gilgamesh, it's too wet to go looking for eternal life today! It's a downpour! A: Comparative numerology. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Comparative numerology. Q: "Compare and contrast the spiritual and prophetic properties of 11011, XVII, and 27"? What class is this for, anyway? A: Not a chance. YOU put on the red cape and the top hat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not a chance. YOU put on the red cape and the top hat! Q: Here. I want to be Ginger Rogers, you can be Fred Astaire. A: He really ought to learn to dress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: He really ought to learn to dress. Q: Our CIO's portrait on the company website is blacked out from the neck down. Why? A: Tonight we make history, friends! But first, an interpretive dance! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Tonight we make history' date=' friends! But first, an interpretive dance![/quote'] Q: Now that we have a division of the Moscow Ballet Company in the Red Army, is it time to invade the West? A: Only the heir to the throne of the kingdom of idiots would think that's a good idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 29, 2007 Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Only the heir to the throne of the kingdom of idiots would think that's a good idea. Q: Say, don't you think it's d help our cause with the Muslim world to drop an atomic bomb on Mecca at the height of the hajj? A: I look forward to your pathetic attempts to cook my goose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 29, 2007 Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Say' date=' don't you think it's d help our cause with the Muslim world to drop an atomic bomb on Mecca at the height of the [i']hajj[/i]? A: I look forward to your pathetic attempts to cook my goose. Q: Okay, hand me the bird - why are you laughing? A: Squawker - Shadow of Thanksgiving Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 29, 2007 Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Okay, hand me the bird - why are you laughing? A: Squawker - Shadow of Thanksgiving Q: What Troma release is so bad it is only ever whispered about ? A: Well, then we'll go over their heads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 29, 2007 Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Well' date=' then we'll go over their heads[/quote'] Q: The Underminer and his minions have the city subway system completely blocked up! How will we get ever downtown now? A: Black and green, and it weighs about 5 kilos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 29, 2007 Report Share Posted June 29, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Black and green' date=' and it weighs about 5 kilos.[/quote'] Q: How will we recognize Grond now that he's been hit with that Shrink Ray? A: I sense you ave a lot of unresolved issues, which we may be able to resolve were you to stop stabbing me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How will we recognize Grond now that he's been hit with that Shrink Ray? A: I sense you ave a lot of unresolved issues, which we may be able to resolve were you to stop stabbing me. Q: Hey Doc, what do you think of my alternate payment plan? A: Little metal spiky bits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 30, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Little metal spiky bits. Q: What are you left with when you toss a CD into a paper shredder? A: I still don't find it funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I still don't find it funny. Q: What was Steve's reaction to the revamping of CLOWN? A: A lot of flashing lights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: A lot of flashing lights. Q: How do you know your driving might, perhaps, be in need of just a wee hint of a little bit of improvement? A: Why ever not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Why ever not? Q: Why should I allow you to buy a 6d6 Cosmetic Transform: Flesh to Vanilla Pudding? A: It's players like you that make GMs like me take up Guild Wars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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