Klytus Posted June 30, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's players like you that make GMs like me take up Guild Wars. Q: Can't you see that without a 200 point Cosmic Power Pool, my character concept just won't work? A: The baby in the bathwater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: The baby in the bathwater. Q: Who is next spiritual leader of the free world? A: Well is shook my shorts clean off! And they're Bermudas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions AA: Well is shook my shorts clean off! And they're Bermudas! Q: So, what did YOu think of Dr. triangle's Earthquake machine. A: Right now, I'd consider being dead the least of his problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Right now' date=' I'd consider being dead the [i']least[/i] of his problems. Q: So Dracula's been linked to Dick Cheney and Halliburton...so what? He's dead, isn't he? A: Three minutes with pure nitroglycerine. Adjust the time accordingly for other mixtures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 1, 2007 Report Share Posted July 1, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Three minutes with pure nitroglycerine. Adjust the time accordingly for other mixtures. Q: How long have I got to get away? A: I may only be a tough old bird in a gilded cage, but I'm still smarter than the Prime Minister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted July 1, 2007 Report Share Posted July 1, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How long have I got to get away? A: I may only be a tough old bird in a gilded cage, but I'm still smarter than the Prime Minister. Q: What was that quote from the Queen again? A: It's a Merge Lane! AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 1, 2007 Report Share Posted July 1, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a Merge Lane! AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Q: I got ya the Shadow's main squeeze, Boss. Happy? A: No doubt about it -- that's a nasty cold sore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 1, 2007 Report Share Posted July 1, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: No doubt about it -- that's a nasty cold sore. Q: Doc, my face just fell off. What's your diagnosis? A: Well, maybe it is just a tooth ache. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 2, 2007 Report Share Posted July 2, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Well' date=' maybe it [u']is[/u] just a tooth ache. Q: My canines keep wanting to extend themselves every night and -- hey, wait a minute! Where are you going? A: If I don't love food, I can't swallow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted July 2, 2007 Report Share Posted July 2, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: My canines keep wanting to extend themselves every night and -- hey, wait a minute! Where are you going? A: If I don't love food, I can't swallow. Q: Why are you carrying your dinner into your bedroom? A: Because arachnophilia can be very painful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amber Nytstar Posted July 2, 2007 Report Share Posted July 2, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why didn't you come for some lovin' until after I dealt with this problem with my spider morph? A: Don't point that blade at me. It might be loaded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, Crichton, would you like to take a closer look at D'Argo's sword? A: Frick on a stick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Frick on a stick! Q: So you've got a campaign going to defile all the former Commissioners of Baseball. You exhumed Kennesaw Mountain Landis's bones and smeared them with manure, and fed Bowie Kuhn's corpse to the swine. What twisted idea do you have next? A: I think we'll stand here and listen to them play some Sousa marches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 3, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I think we'll stand here and listen to them play some Sousa marches. Q: The Nine Hells SYmphony Orchestra is on the rampage and uterly unstoppable! What will we do? A: Its like that - only dirtier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Its like that - only dirtier. Q: Will the skills I learned as a jello wrestler be applicable to my new job as a mud wrestler? A: And this, class, is the concentration at which gelatin and concrete become effectively the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Will the skills I learned as a jello wrestler be applicable to my new job as a mud wrestler? A: And this, class, is the concentration at which gelatin and concrete become effectively the same. Q: Um, sir, I think I'm stuck... A: He's now working on lunar energy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: He's now working on lunar energy. Q: And what makes you believe Professor Orslovsky has now become a werewolf? A: I can't set the whole world on fire, so I'll have to settle for Laramie, Kansas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: And what makes you believe Professor Orslovsky has now become a werewolf? A: I can't set the whole world on fire, so I'll have to settle for Laramie, Kansas. Q: I'm sorry, sir, by law I can only sell you 10 Kilos of Napalm. What will you do with it? A: All day and all of the night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I'm sorry, sir, by law I can only sell you 10 Kilos of Napalm. What will you do with it? A: All day and all of the night. Q: I'm Dr. Dozo, insomnia specialist. Glad to see you, sir. How long have you been up? A: If only conquering all of Azaroth were that simple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: If only conquering all of Azaroth were that simple. Q: We can just ask them politely to surrender, n'est ce pa? A: It's not the end of the world, but you can see it from there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: We can just ask them politely to surrender' date=' [i']n'est ce pa[/i]? A: It's not the end of the world, but you can see it from there. Q: I've got my Hawaiian shirt, Bermuda short, zinc for my nose, my two beer can sippy hat, flip-flops, personal fan with mister... am i missing anything? A: It's time, Mr. Anderson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's time' date=' Mr. Anderson.[/quote'] Q: So, Agent Smith, you're telling me there's a force that can slay kings, ruin towns and bring high mountains down? A: I think you paid too much for that book, Suzie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I think you paid too much for that book, Suzie. Q: He took a pint of blood, my first born child and the shirt off my back, but I think it was worth it for a signed copy of new Harry Potter book, don't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I think you paid too much for that book, Suzie. Q: He took a pint of blood, my first born child and the shirt off my back, but I think it was worth it for a signed copy of new Harry Potter book, don't you? Rebecca, new Answer please... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Rebecca' date=' new Answer please...[/quote'] A: OOOPPPPSSS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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