Sundog Posted June 19, 2007 Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Name the theological construct that claims God is a hot bisexual Russian Jewish woman with permanent PMS. A: To be is to do, to do is to be. Do be do be do. Q: What are the philosophical underpinnings of Rock and Roll? A: Well, she wasn't sure the rectal thermometer was giving an accurate reading... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 19, 2007 Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Well' date=' she wasn't sure the rectal thermometer was giving an accurate reading...[/quote'] Q: There appears to be an LCD readout over your sternum. What's the deal? A: I would never have believed it if I hadn't smelled it for myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 19, 2007 Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I would never have believed it if I hadn't smelled it for myself. Q: Is that Tauntaun Stew? A: Please stop stepping in my dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted June 20, 2007 Report Share Posted June 20, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Is that Tauntaun Stew? A: Please stop stepping in my dog. Q: Yip?... Yip? Yip? Yip? YIPYIP??? A: I don't think I understand.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 20, 2007 Report Share Posted June 20, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't think I understand.... Q: Glabrl qwakilako sitaku? Doba? DOBA? A: Sorry, I seem to have misplaced my Brooklynese/English dictionary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 20, 2007 Report Share Posted June 20, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Glabrl qwakilako sitaku? Doba? DOBA? A: Sorry, I seem to have misplaced my Brooklynese/English dictionary. Q: Hey! Youse *****, Youse done ***** alll over my **** ****!!! A: Mechanical genitalia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 20, 2007 Report Share Posted June 20, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Mechanical genitalia. Q: Why did the bionic Woman leave the six million dollar man? A:The last we saw he was going 100. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 21, 2007 Report Share Posted June 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A:The last we saw he was going 100. Q: My Grandpa was just here at the top of this hill in his wheelchair. Where the heck did he go? A: A peanut butter, mustard, and onion sandwich, on rye bread. Lightly toasted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 21, 2007 Report Share Posted June 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: My Grandpa was just here at the top of this hill in his wheelchair. Where the heck did he go? A: A peanut butter, mustard, and onion sandwich, on rye bread. Lightly toasted. Q: What would you prefer to induce vomiting? A: Now, that's fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 21, 2007 Report Share Posted June 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Now' date=' [i']that's [/i]fast. Q: Did you just see that Amphetamine-crazed Roadrunner get absorbed into the Speed Force? A: It's gotta be good! It's ACME! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 21, 2007 Report Share Posted June 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's gotta be good! It's ACME! Q: "ACME Brand hallucinogenic enema. Now with twice the LSD!" Y'know, I can't imagine anyone wanting this product, can you? A: Not enough agony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 21, 2007 Report Share Posted June 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: "ACME Brand hallucinogenic enema. Now with twice the LSD!" Y'know, I can't imagine anyone wanting this product, can you? A: Not enough agony. Q: What's wrong with sending Paris Hilton back to prison, nailing her ears to her head and letting poisonous snakes bite her ? A: They'll never believe you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 21, 2007 Report Share Posted June 21, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: They'll never believe you Q: I'm telling you, the rats and cockroaches have developed nuclear capability and are planting a bomb under Kansas City! Why haven't you called the FBI? A: Food now, questions later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I'm telling you, the rats and cockroaches have developed nuclear capability and are planting a bomb under Kansas City! Why haven't you called the FBI? A: Food now, questions later. Q: Um, how is it you have the entire cast of Iron Chef making you breakfast? A:You only wish it was a computer game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A:You only wish it was a computer game. Q: Angelina Jolie's in my bedroom and she's got pistols, and she's REALLY starting to creep me out... A: Down the hall, up two flights of stairs, and through the waist-deep toxic sludge. It's the first door on the left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Down the hall' date=' up two flights of stairs, and through the waist-deep toxic sludge. It's the first door on the left.[/quote'] Q: Excuse me, barmaid, where can I find the Little Monster's Room? A: Sorry, sir, the barista is not on the menu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 24, 2007 Report Share Posted June 24, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Excuse me, barmaid, where can I find the Little Monster's Room? A: Sorry, sir, the barista is not on the menu. Q: How much for the coffee, and how much for you to come home with me? A: Cats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 24, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How much for the coffee, and how much for you to come home with me? A: Cats. Q: What was on the menu that had you running and screaming out of the restaurant? A: Ft. Lauderdale, Russia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Ft. Lauderdale' date=' Russia.[/quote'] Q: What was your first clue that Southwest.com now points to Aeroflot? A: Those dam beavers did it again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Those dam beavers did it again! Q: WHy is the entire back yard a lake? A: Fur Hats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: WHy is the entire back yard a lake? A: Fur Hats. Q: What makes you think that Cossacks have infiltrated the PETA convention ? A: Not unless your story can be programmed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not unless your story can be programmed Q: C++ Symposium? I thought this was the Oral History Society Convention. Could I just go ahead and tell my story anyway? A: I'd give it a 12.6 out of 14. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'd give it a 12.6 out of 14. Q: How was the Incest Convention? A: They are a parliamentary System. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How was the Incest Convention? A: They are a parliamentary System. Q: Captain, I don't understand. Why are half of the enemy's planets on one side of the star, and the other half lined up on the other? A: Big Booms, inc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 Re: Answers & Questions A: Big Booms' date=' inc.[/quote'] Q: Where can I find pornogra[hy AND high explosives? A: If that doesn't solve the problem, use a bigger club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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