Michael Hopcroft Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Ina-Godda-Da-Veda played backwards at 78 RPM. Q: Why did your phonograph just implode? A: It's a National Shrine, and you can't deface it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a National Shrine' date=' and you can't deface it.[/quote'] Q: Why did they stop me from removing the faces from Mount Rushmore? A: When the cows come home... and crow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did they stop me from removing the faces from Mount Rushmore? A: When the cows come home... and crow. Q: When's Teleios' favourite time of day? A: Steel rods, chains, clamps, and bars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Steel rods' date=' chains, clamps, and bars.[/quote'] Q: What kinds of props do we see in Magneto's naughty home video? A: A gallon of chocolate milk, half a kilo of C-4, and a book of poetry written in Sanskrit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: A gallon of chocolate milk' date=' half a kilo of C-4, and a book of poetry written in Sanskrit.[/quote'] Q: So, Batman, what's in that utility belt slot? A: Petroleum jelly has many more uses than people are willing to admit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Petroleum jelly has many more uses than people are willing to admit. Q: How on earth does Nite Owl squeeze into that outfit? A: I see. THAT'S who you think I am. Well, I'm not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 10, 2008 Report Share Posted March 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How on earth does Nite Owl squeeze into that outfit? A: I see. THAT'S who you think I am. Well, I'm not. Q: Are you Ming the Merciless' body double? A: No, I wasn't expecting the laser blast to the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted March 10, 2008 Report Share Posted March 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Are you Ming the Merciless' body double? A: No, I wasn't expecting the laser blast to the face. Q: I'm sorry.. were you here for the collagen implants or the laser abrasion? A: Because I summoned him... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 10, 2008 Report Share Posted March 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Because I summoned him... Q: Why is this Demon Duck of Dreadful Doom here? A: I never bothered to ask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 10, 2008 Report Share Posted March 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I never bothered to ask. Q: Why is this Demon Duck of Dreadful Doom here? A: I said, 'Duck'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 10, 2008 Report Share Posted March 10, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I said' date=' 'Duck'.[/quote'] Q: What is that flying over head? A: It's where old wrestlers go to die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is that flying over head? A: It's where old wrestlers go to die. Q: What do real sports fans call television? A: I'm not finished yet...but you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm not finished yet...but you are. Q: What did Darkseid say to President Bush? A: The answer my friend is blowing in the wind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did Darkseid say to President Bush? A: The answer my friend is blowing in the wind. Q: Somebody, quick, grab that sheet of paper! It's got my dissertation on it! A: No, I really don't care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' I really don't care.[/quote'] Q: So, do you have an opinion on the Geraldine Ferrarro flap? A: An idiot in three different languages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, do you have an opinion on the Geraldine Ferrarro flap? A: An idiot in three different languages. Q) So, what do you make of me changing my name to Anthonis Manuel Reichbach? A) Because if we did that it would make your tongue blue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A) Because if we did that it would make your tongue blue. Q) What do you mean, I can't have an Otter Pop? A: This is REALLY gonna hurt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q) What do you mean, I can't have an Otter Pop? A: This is REALLY gonna hurt! Q: You need an emergency root canal, and the dentist is out of anesthetic? A: And then there was the time those drunken soccer hooligans mistook the TARDIS for a porta-potty... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 14, 2008 Report Share Posted March 14, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: And then there was the time those drunken soccer hooligans mistook the TARDIS for a porta-potty... Q: What do you find on page 643 of The Unauthorized Biography of Doctor Who? A: I will not eat them as a snack. I will not eat them in this shack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 15, 2008 Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I will not eat them as a snack. I will not eat them in this shack. Q: Would you eat them in a bar? Would you eat them on a star? A: For your information, Voice from the Drainpipe, I live in Portland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted March 15, 2008 Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Would you eat them in a bar? Would you eat them on a star? A: For your information, Voice from the Drainpipe, I live in Portland. Q: Excuse me, do you live in Never Never Land? A:Hercules! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 15, 2008 Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A:Hercules! Q: Miss Jane? A: And thus Mister Obscure Cultural Reference announces his presence once again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 15, 2008 Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: And thus Mister Obscure Cultural Reference announces his presence once again. Q: My new PC's Secret ID name is Clive. He works at a Staples store in Lewiston, Idaho. What do you think? A: It's like dog years, but in reverse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted March 15, 2008 Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: My new PC's Secret ID name is Clive. He works at a Staples store in Lewiston, Idaho. What do you think? A: It's like dog years, but in reverse. Q: So you've owned this cat for 7 years and it's still a kitten? A: I don't think fire is supposed to come out of THERE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 15, 2008 Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't think fire is supposed to come out of THERE! Q: The fire is coming from the infernal ice blaster. Is that supposed to happen? A: This purple rose was left for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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