Klytus Posted February 13, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - It's a large number. A very' date=' very large number.[/quote'] Q: Just how many "issues" do you have, anyway? A: Goldfish is not all that glitters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Goldfish is not all that glitters. Q: My clownfish is sparkling! Is this a problem? A: It's times like these that make me glad I bought that howitzer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted February 14, 2010 Report Share Posted February 14, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: My clownfish is sparkling! Is this a problem? A: It's times like these that make me glad I bought that howitzer. Q: The neighbor's dog is pooping on our lawn again. Now what do we do about it? A: Do ursine mammals defecate in aboreal regions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 14, 2010 Report Share Posted February 14, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Do ursine mammals defecate in aboreal regions? Q: So you enjoy your job at the Department of Obfuscatory Verbiage? A: The mutilation of efficiency and the circumnavigation of work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted February 14, 2010 Report Share Posted February 14, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So you enjoy your job at the Department of Obfuscatory Verbiage? A: The mutilation of efficiency and the circumnavigation of work. Q: So what's your primary duties here at this company? A: ...He really does have pointy hair! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 14, 2010 Report Share Posted February 14, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: ...He really does have pointy hair! Q - Is that guy seriously Lady Gaga's father? A - Sits and squirms all day long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - Sits and squirms all day long. Q: What does the average kindergartner do in class, anyway? A: Got it in twelve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 14, 2010 Report Share Posted February 14, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Got it in twelve. Q: What makes you think I'm not qualified to be a contestant on Name That Tune? A: I can Name That Tune in no notes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I can Name That Tune in no notes. Q - Are you familiar with "The Sounds of Silence"? A - Wheel of misfortune. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q - Are you familiar with "The Sounds of Silence"? A - Wheel of misfortune. Q: So what makes this casino more evil than all the others? A: ...That's funny. Those loud crashing sounds have stopped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: ...That's funny. Those loud crashing sounds have stopped. Q - Wasn't Grond rampaging around here somewhere? A - Profanities and other unmentionable language. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - Profanities and other unmentionable language. Q: So that's really all the Esperanto you know? A: He speaks Esperanto like a native. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: He speaks Esperanto like a native. Q - Is the cathedral's new bell ringer really a mute? A - I had no idea something so small could create such a huge mess! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - I had no idea something so small could create such a huge mess! Q: You dropped a marble on the Interstate during rush hour? A: I'm off to go get my face volumized now. Dinners' in the micro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm off to go get my face volumized now. Dinners' in the micro. Q: What did your 6-year-old son say to make you think he needs therapy? A: Nothing is truly ever secure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Nothing is truly ever secure. Q: What makes you the world's greatest cat-burglar? A: And if you shout it long and loud enough, people will come to think you're telling the truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: And if you shout it long and loud enough' date=' people will come to think you're telling the truth.[/quote'] Q: What is the philosophy of any right-wing-nut television pundit? A: Do not go directly to jail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Do not go directly to jail. Q: What do you mean I'm "under release"? A: The city is alive! And I aim to kill it! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: The city is alive! And I aim to kill it! Q: What does that letter from The Joker, say? A: A check for $0.04. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: A check for $0.04. Q: Describe a typical day's wages in Iran. A: I don't care if it does make the people happy. It's still Unconstitutional. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Describe a typical day's wages in Iran. A: I don't care if it does make the people happy. It's still Unconstitutional. Q: Let's take guns away from law-abiding citizens! A: Noooo, it's not controversial at all... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Let's take guns away from law-abiding citizens! A: Noooo, it's not controversial at all... Q: Isn't your law requiring the death of all left handed people a little... controversial? A: I blame the media. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I blame the media. Q: SO they've tarred, feathered and run you out of town over that incident with the duck. Happy now? A: He'll never attack, water rolls off his back -- if you wanna talk to him, better learn how to quack! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: He'll never attack' date=' water rolls off his back -- if you wanna talk to him, better learn how to quack![/quote'] Q - Did I hear somebody say, "Let's get dangerous!"? A - You know my name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - You know my name. Q: And what's that number you wanted me to look up? A: Wearing the face that she keeps in the jar by the door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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