Klytus Posted February 28, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: And this is why it's a bad idea to give thermonuclear devices to household pets. Q: You mean Chicago got blow off the map because Spot was trying to take out the cat next door?! A: Oh, that's just birth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 1, 2010 Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Oh' date=' that's just birth.[/quote'] Q: My wife is producing our new child. What is that process called again? A: That is the economics of failure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted March 1, 2010 Report Share Posted March 1, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: My wife is producing our new child. What is that process called again? A: That is the economics of failure. Q: What do you call it when you cut income, increase spending, and then claim that it will reduce the amount of money you owe? A: Shoot first, then shoot some more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you call it when you cut income' date=' increase spending, and then claim that it will reduce the amount of money you owe?[/quote'] Is this not actually the federal government? A: Shoot first' date=' then shoot some more.[/quote'] Q: What is the motto of the U.S. Army? A: The third rock from the Sun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: The third rock from the Sun. Q: That is the evidence that Apollo is trying to kill you? What is it? A: He's just an Average Un-American Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: He's just an Average Un-American Q: Did you know that guy at the fast food place? Who is he? A: I shed my blood for the Ionath Krakens! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I shed my blood for the Ionath Krakens! Q: It's college football season! Can we beat the Miskatonic Cephalopods? A: Killing the guy would make things much too easy on him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Killing the guy would make things much too easy on him. Q: Why did they call off the strike on the terrorist leader? A: He figured that it wasn't important. Since the group that was hunting him had three of the top 10 most powerful metahumans in the world, he doubted that they'd all come for him at once. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: He figured that it wasn't important. Since the group that was hunting him had three of the top 10 most powerful metahumans in the world' date=' he doubted that they'd all come for him at once.[/quote'] Q: You've captured Foxbat! How did you pull it off? A: Same Foxbat-time, same Foxbat-channel! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Same Foxbat-time' date=' same Foxbat-channel![/quote'] Q - Hey, where can I find out what Foxbat's been up to recently? A - It's more than that - it's science! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - It's more than that - it's science! Q: Isn't that just crazy? A: Much like the Junior Varsity team playing the Chicago Bulls at the height of their glory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Much like the Junior Varsity team playing the Chicago Bulls at the height of their glory. Q: You brought D&D 3.0 rules to a Champions session? Isn't that like bringing a peashooter to a gunfight? A: Load them up in a smoothbore cannon and fire them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You brought D&D 3.0 rules to a Champions session? Isn't that like bringing a peashooter to a gunfight? A: Load them up in a smoothbore cannon and fire them. Q: What is the best way to get rid of Dr. Destroyer's minions? A: Just get on with the climax and get everything over with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Just get on with the climax and get everything over with. Q: What did she say that made you think she didn't really care for you? A: I'm turning Japanese... around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm turning Japanese... around. Q: What do Tokyo bus drivers say whenever they see Godzilla? A: This looks like a job for a romance-novel cover model! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: This looks like a job for a romance-novel cover model! Q: Um,... uh,...that woman over there says she wants her bodice ripped...... A: Do it with your teeth!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Do it with your teeth!! Q: You want me to help you with this pickle jar? A: I'm sorry, but that's the only crayon left in the box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm sorry' date=' but that's the only crayon left in the box.[/quote'] Q - Chartreuse?! A - And you tell yourself it was just a dream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q - Chartreuse?! A - And you tell yourself it was just a dream. Q: Childhood ends, adulthood begins; you give up your dreams for a crust of bread and you tell yourself... A: I defy your "Impossible". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I defy your "Impossible". Q: Bi-partisan consensus? Impossible! A: Right when I get to the good part, the network goes down! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Right when I get to the good part' date=' the network goes down![/quote'] Q: How can you tell it's Hell's Porn Chat? A: I know when I am, where I am, and where I'm going. I can't relate that to anything else in the Universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How can you tell it's Hell's Porn Chat? A: I know when I am, where I am, and where I'm going. I can't relate that to anything else in the Universe. Q: Professor! Did you finally resolve Quantum Physics? A: No, no Quantum Physicists. I doubt they could handle this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' no Quantum Physicists. I doubt they could handle [i']this![/i] Q: Welcome to the MIT Intramural Billiards finals! Is the Physics department fielding a team? A: I've remembered everything you taught us, but the problems I can't do, and I can't think why! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Welcome to the MIT Intramural Billiards finals! Is the Physics department fielding a team? A: I've remembered everything you taught us, but the problems I can't do, and I can't think why! Q: It's the day before finals. What do you remember? A: This is a tense situation. I've never seen it's like before, not even in the other B-Movies I was an extra in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is a tense situation. I've never seen it's like before' date=' not even in the other B-Movies I was an extra in.[/quote'] Q - Hot zombie cheerleaders? What do we do?! A - Stop. Slow down, and take a deep breath. On the other hand, don't. That would only make things worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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