Tim Posted October 8, 2003 Report Share Posted October 8, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: Who is Gazoo? A: The frog fandango Q: What's the latest dance craze to hit the hip-hop scene? A: My stomach feels all kinds of Woozilly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted October 8, 2003 Report Share Posted October 8, 2003 Q: You ate a whole box of Woozles! Are you okay??!! A: Some sort of plasma reaction is consuming the lower atmosphere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 8, 2003 Report Share Posted October 8, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: You ate a whole box of Woozles! Are you okay??!! A: Some sort of plasma reaction is consuming the lower atmosphere. Q: Dude! Who farted? A: Fourty Days and Forty Thousand Dollars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 8, 2003 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: Fourty Days and Forty Thousand Dollars Q: What will it take to start the analysis and clean up from the fall-out of that fart that started to disolve the lower atmosphere? A: A pair of iron and lace pajamas - with wings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 8, 2003 Report Share Posted October 8, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: What will it take to start the analysis and clean up from the fall-out of that fart that started to disolve the lower atmosphere? A: A pair of iron and lace pajamas - with wings Q: What weird clothing options by Defender casued a major intervention by the other Champions? A; If you give me money, I'm all for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirdbase Posted October 8, 2003 Report Share Posted October 8, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: What weird clothing options by Defender casued a major intervention by the other Champions? A; If you give me money, I'm all for it. Q: Will you wear these iron and lace pajamas - with wings? A: Bill Gates said yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"V" Posted October 8, 2003 Report Share Posted October 8, 2003 Q: Would anyone like to hire a howling orangutan to represent them at press conferences? A: A blank cartridge, a baby deer, and some killjoy journalists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted October 8, 2003 Report Share Posted October 8, 2003 Originally posted by "V" Q: Would anyone like to hire a howling orangutan to represent them at press conferences? A: A blank cartridge, a baby deer, and some killjoy journalists. Q: I heard last year's "Shoot the deer" contest went badly, how come? A: I gotta work - if that's all right with YOU! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted October 8, 2003 Report Share Posted October 8, 2003 Originally posted by zornwil Q: I heard last year's "Shoot the deer" contest went badly, how come? A: I gotta work - if that's all right with YOU! Q: Why are you always trying to kill those superheroes and take over the city? A: Spontaneous combustion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"V" Posted October 8, 2003 Report Share Posted October 8, 2003 Q: How come your hot date ended so badly? A: Fish guts all over the Vatican Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted October 8, 2003 Report Share Posted October 8, 2003 Originally posted by "V" A: Fish guts all over the Vatican Q: Do you have any concept of the side-effects of the way you chose to make a new version of the Pope's hat?!? A: Nope, not the foggiest...unless you mean that time with the tennis ball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted October 8, 2003 Report Share Posted October 8, 2003 Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly Q: Do you have any concept of the side-effects of the way you chose to make a new version of the Pope's hat?!? A: Nope, not the foggiest...unless you mean that time with the tennis ball. Q: Exactly how did you kill that pterodactyl with one throw? A: Qwerty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrakazog Posted October 8, 2003 Report Share Posted October 8, 2003 Q: Welcome to Earth. What's your name? A: Red mesh underwear and a forked stick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted October 8, 2003 Report Share Posted October 8, 2003 Originally posted by Thrakazog A: Red mesh underwear and a forked stick. Q: What are the necessary tools for catching a Trouser Snake? (sorry, couldn't resist! ) A: The marinara. Definitely the marinara. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted October 8, 2003 Report Share Posted October 8, 2003 Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly Q: What are the necessary tools for catching a Trouser Snake? (sorry, couldn't resist! ) A: The marinara. Definitely the marinara. Q: Lucretia Borgia, I'm so sick, so sick, so suddenly, the room is spinning, oh I fear what I may have, do you have any idea? A: I dunno, but he's in power armor and has a cape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Heat Posted October 8, 2003 Report Share Posted October 8, 2003 Originally posted by zornwil A: I dunno, but he's in power armor and has a cape. Q: Why did Dynamo just suddenly go after that guy? Looks like she was trying to kill him! A: Green peas, honey and a butter knife! It takes all kinds to make a world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 9, 2003 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2003 Originally posted by White Heat A: Green peas, honey and a butter knife! It takes all kinds to make a world. Q: So, what's for dinner? A: An unfettered flightless water foul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 9, 2003 Report Share Posted October 9, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: So, what's for dinner? A: An unfettered flightless water foul. Q: What's the opposite of a caged, flying, desert bird? A:I'm looking, I'm looking! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted October 9, 2003 Report Share Posted October 9, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A:I'm looking, I'm looking! Q: Have you found Al Gore's head yet? A: The fifty-seven cents will be the hard part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 9, 2003 Report Share Posted October 9, 2003 Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly Q: Have you found Al Gore's head yet? A: The fifty-seven cents will be the hard part. Q) I have raised the 12.2billion dollars it will cost to create our own Dr. Destroyer Armor. How are you coming with the Foxbatmobile? A) Truely, Raven CS McCracken is a genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted October 9, 2003 Report Share Posted October 9, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 A) Truely, Raven CS McCracken is a genius. Q: What does Raven cs McCracken have tatooed on the inside of his eyelids? A: Probably "completly stupid". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirdbase Posted October 9, 2003 Report Share Posted October 9, 2003 Originally posted by Dr. Anomaly Q: What does Raven cs McCracken have tatooed on the inside of his eyelids? A: Probably "completly stupid". Q: Are you stupid? A: A plate of pasta ala mode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted October 9, 2003 Report Share Posted October 9, 2003 Originally posted by Thirdbase A: A plate of pasta ala mode. Q: What do you suspect is between Raven c.s. McCracken's ears? A: I'll have the Blue Plate Special with carbolic acid on the side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 9, 2003 Report Share Posted October 9, 2003 Q. What remark in the restaurant gave away Mechanon's half human robot stooges ? A. The Heinrich manoeuvre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 9, 2003 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2003 Originally posted by death tribble A. The Heinrich manoeuvre Q: When Henry Heinrich slipped on a banna peel and, as a result, accidentally kicked the villian in the 'nads to save the day, what did that move come to be known as? A: Vaseline Petrolium Peanut Butter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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