Thirdbase Posted September 30, 2003 Report Share Posted September 30, 2003 Originally posted by zornwil Q: I just don't think anyone's going to buy a muppet-based remake of The Bridges of Madison County. Well, maybe...if you have good players...who's going to star in it? A: He's got to sleep sometime, and when he does...I'm going to make him chocolate milk, that little darling! Q: What are you going to do about that animated chocolate easter bunny? A: Keep your hands off me, all six of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 30, 2003 Report Share Posted September 30, 2003 Q. What is the Demon Queen Lolth least likely to say to her Type V demon secretary ? (so it's a D and D gag, live with it. Type 5 demons have six arms) A. The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind, the answer is blowing in the wind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted September 30, 2003 Report Share Posted September 30, 2003 Originally posted by death tribble Q. What is the Demon Queen Lolth least likely to say to her Type V demon secretary ? (so it's a D and D gag, live with it. Type 5 demons have six arms) A. The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind, the answer is blowing in the wind. Q: What happened to my chracter sheet? A: The body was found covered in wrapping paper with a big red bow and a greeting card. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 30, 2003 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2003 Originally posted by Spectrum A: The body was found covered in wrapping paper with a big red bow and a greeting card. Q: What makes you think CLOWN was behind this? A: Classier than a 12-ogre circle-jerk (bonus points to anyone who knows where this is from ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted September 30, 2003 Report Share Posted September 30, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus A: Classier than a 12-ogre circle-jerk (bonus points to anyone who knows where this is from ) I can't think of anything but Ewwwwww! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted September 30, 2003 Report Share Posted September 30, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus A: Classier than a 12-ogre circle-jerk (bonus points to anyone who knows where this is from ) [uh...Shrek?] Q: How did Hermit look on his date with the Hilton Sisters? A: Just reverse the polarity, hit 'em with the claw end, and run like a bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted September 30, 2003 Report Share Posted September 30, 2003 Originally posted by Vanguard00 [uh...Shrek?] Q: How did Hermit look on his date with the Hilton Sisters? A: Just reverse the polarity, hit 'em with the claw end, and run like a bastard. Q: What advice did you give Hermit before his date with the Hilton Sisters? A: 40 gallons of car wax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 30, 2003 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2003 Originally posted by Spectrum A: 40 gallons of car wax. (For the record, that line about the ogres comes from the main HoL Rulebook) Q: What does it take to polish your average Star Destroyer? A: We're gonna need a bigger plasma generator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 30, 2003 Report Share Posted September 30, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus (For the record, that line about the ogres comes from the main HoL Rulebook) Q: What does it take to polish your average Star Destroyer? A: We're gonna need a bigger plasma generator. Q: The Enterprise stalled on us, I have cables, can you give it a jump? A: Room Spinning, World fading, blacking out.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted September 30, 2003 Report Share Posted September 30, 2003 Q: What did you do when you saw the 12-ogre cirle-jerk A: Kind of like burnt toast soaked in beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted September 30, 2003 Report Share Posted September 30, 2003 Originally posted by Shadowpup A: Kind of like burnt toast soaked in beer. Q: So, what do you think of my Alsace-Lorainne Toast? A: We've only one chance left. But first, we'll need a lenght of rope, 13 paperclips, 7 inches of twine, and a rancid gerbil. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 30, 2003 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2003 Originally posted by DocMan A: We've only one chance left. But first, we'll need a lenght of rope, 13 paperclips, 7 inches of twine, and a rancid gerbil. Doc Q: Ok, MacGuyver, how are we going to get out of this deathtrap? A: It's Ok. I brought the 55 gallon drum of moonshine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Heat Posted September 30, 2003 Report Share Posted September 30, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus A: It's Ok. I brought the 55 gallon drum of moonshine. Q: What'll we do if that drunken tree nymph shows up? A: 43 years, nine months, six days and 47 minutes. Not that I'm counting. 46 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 30, 2003 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2003 Originally posted by White Heat A: 43 years, nine months, six days and 47 minutes. Not that I'm counting. 46 minutes. Q: That rich man with the heart so weak it was a sure bet he'd die after your first night in bed - how long have you been married now? A: It's the second-largest ego I've ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted September 30, 2003 Report Share Posted September 30, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: That rich man with the heart so weak it was a sure bet he'd die after your first night in bed - how long have you been married now? Hey, where's the next A? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Taylor Posted September 30, 2003 Report Share Posted September 30, 2003 Originally posted by zornwil Hey, where's the next A? I stole it and handed it out letter by letter to the homeless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 30, 2003 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2003 Originally posted by zornwil Hey, where's the next A? I caught it the second I posted it - but apparantly not before you caught me... It would also seem I m,isread the post - its a countDOWN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Taylor Posted September 30, 2003 Report Share Posted September 30, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus I caught it the second I posted it - but apparantly not before you caught me... Ha ha! We both beat you too it. We're going to call you "Klytus the slow" from now on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 30, 2003 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2003 ::Ahem:: A: It's the second-largest ego I've ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 30, 2003 Report Share Posted September 30, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus ::Ahem:: A: It's the second-largest ego I've ever seen. Q: You said William Shatner needed 2 trailers. Why? A; Ladies of the Morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted September 30, 2003 Report Share Posted September 30, 2003 Originally posted by Realms of Chaos Ha ha! We both beat you too it. We're going to call you "Klytus the slow" from now on. Or we could just be "Realms of Chaos the Fast" and "Zornwil the Fast". Okay, you're now returned to your regularly scheduled Q&A. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirdbase Posted October 1, 2003 Report Share Posted October 1, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: You said William Shatner needed 2 trailers. Why? A; Ladies of the Morning Q: What does Alonzo's teammates call his girlfriends? A: Danny Partridge in a pear tree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 1, 2003 Report Share Posted October 1, 2003 Originally posted by Thirdbase Q: What does Alonzo's teammates call his girlfriends? A: Danny Partridge in a pear tree. Q) What is David Cassidy's Christmas Nightmare? A) Peon 1000. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McCoy Posted October 1, 2003 Report Share Posted October 1, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 A) Peon 1000. Q: What do you do after you pee on 999? A: Goodyear, Bonzo, and Bush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 1, 2003 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2003 Originally posted by McCoy A: Goodyear, Bonzo, and Bush Q: Name three things good to drive on. A: Thirty-three miserable bags of crud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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