Hermit Posted September 28, 2003 Report Share Posted September 28, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: A snowstorm in Brazil. What Happened??? A: Going, Going, Going, ...Still going... Q: "We've given the Energizer Bunny a double dose of Viagra, let's see the report." A: In the Begining, God made the heavens and the Earth, but he failed to file with the patent office, and did lose the copyright protection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wormhole Posted September 28, 2003 Report Share Posted September 28, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: "We've given the Energizer Bunny a double dose of Viagra, let's see the report." A: In the Begining, God made the heavens and the Earth, but he failed to file with the patent office, and did lose the copyright protection. Q: What was Hermit saying just before that lightening bolt hit him? {JK ) A: "Don't mind her, she's still upset because someone dropped a house on her sister." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted September 28, 2003 Report Share Posted September 28, 2003 Originally posted by Wormhole A: "Don't mind her, she's still upset because someone dropped a house on her sister." Q. Why is that Anne Coulter person such a bitch? A. Of course, it is going to require a thirty-gallon drum of Turtle Wax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Taylor Posted September 28, 2003 Report Share Posted September 28, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker Q. Why is that Anne Coulter person such a bitch? A. Of course, it is going to require a thirty-gallon drum of Turtle Wax. Q: Have you got started on waxing the Death Star yet? A: It doesn't even look like a nose from this angle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"V" Posted September 28, 2003 Report Share Posted September 28, 2003 Q: Is this an accurate photofit of the man who attacked you at Neverland? A: Only twice. Once with Great Cthulhu and once with Great Enthusiasm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted September 28, 2003 Report Share Posted September 28, 2003 Originally posted by "V" Q: Is this an accurate photofit of the man who attacked you at Neverland? A: Only twice. Once with Great Cthulhu and once with Great Enthusiasm. Q. Did you ever have sex with an Elder God? A. We like to think of it as a romantic comedy that breaks the mold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 28, 2003 Report Share Posted September 28, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker Q. Did you ever have sex with an Elder God? A. We like to think of it as a romantic comedy that breaks the mold. Q: Pinnochio is streaking AND lying? (What do you know, it sort of works with either question) A: You will kneel before me Jor-El, if not you, then your heirs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"V" Posted September 28, 2003 Report Share Posted September 28, 2003 A: You will kneel before me Jor-El, if not you, then your heirs! Q: Don't you ever know when to quit trying to conquer my land of bunnies General Zod? A: Written in huge letters on the dark side of the moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 28, 2003 Report Share Posted September 28, 2003 Originally posted by "V" Q: Don't you ever know when to quit trying to conquer my land of bunnies General Zod? A: Written in huge letters on the dark side of the moon. Q: Chairface Chippendale's next plan is in braille you say? A: "..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"V" Posted September 28, 2003 Report Share Posted September 28, 2003 A: "..." Q: "???" A: Like Speedy Gonzales pole-dancing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 28, 2003 Report Share Posted September 28, 2003 Originally posted by "V" Q: "???" A: Like Speedy Gonzales pole-dancing. Q: Does Hermit post too much? A: I am so manly, when I spit on the side walk, hair grows out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wormhole Posted September 28, 2003 Report Share Posted September 28, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: Does Hermit post too much? A: I am so manly, when I spit on the side walk, hair grows out of it. Q: Okay, so what best qualifies you to be in the H-man club? A: Ow! I think I broke my spleen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 29, 2003 Report Share Posted September 29, 2003 Originally posted by Wormhole Q: Okay, so what best qualifies you to be in the H-man club? A: Ow! I think I broke my spline! Q: WOW! I've never seen anyone get so low in Limbo before. Are you okay? A: A cow, choclate syrup, and a 9.0 earthquake., Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wormhole Posted September 29, 2003 Report Share Posted September 29, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: WOW! I've never seen anyone get so low in Limbo before. Are you okay? A: A cow, choclate syrup, and a 9.0 earthquake., Q: Chocolate milk anyone? A: "The horror... the horror..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 29, 2003 Report Share Posted September 29, 2003 Originally posted by Wormhole Q: Chocolate milk anyone? A: "The horror... the horror..." Q: So did you just see 'Gilgi'? A: Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Pi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirdbase Posted September 29, 2003 Report Share Posted September 29, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: So did you just see 'Gilgi'? A: Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Pi. Q: What did you do with all of those apples Archimedes? A: Anne Coulter and Michael Moore in a steel cage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 29, 2003 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2003 Originally posted by Thirdbase A: Anne Coulter and Michael Moore in a steel cage. Q: What is the surest way to not only have Michael Moore get his ass kicked, but raise money while doing it? A: Septemberger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 29, 2003 Report Share Posted September 29, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Q: What is the surest way to not only have Michael Moore get his ass kicked, but raise money while doing it? A: Septemberger Q: He's only a German during the fall months, what do we call him? A: Insidious and Insipid, wicked and woebegone; fond of pastels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusader108 Posted September 29, 2003 Report Share Posted September 29, 2003 A: Insidious and Insipid, wicked and woebegone; fond of pastels. Q: Describe Martha Stewart in 10 words or less. A:Red, Black, Blue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Taylor Posted September 29, 2003 Report Share Posted September 29, 2003 Originally posted by Crusader108 Q: Describe Martha Stewart in 10 words or less. A:Red, Black, Blue Q: What colours was your bruise before it went purple? A: The 30-ton dragon sneaked in through the tiny keyhole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted September 29, 2003 Report Share Posted September 29, 2003 Originally posted by Realms of Chaos A: The 30-ton dragon sneaked in through the tiny keyhole. Q: We have a room locked from the inside and a knight dead by fire, tooth and claw. How was it done? A: Thirty-six of the one, two of the other, and marshmellows over everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 30, 2003 Report Share Posted September 30, 2003 Originally posted by Vanguard00 Q: We have a room locked from the inside and a knight dead by fire, tooth and claw. How was it done? A: Thirty-six of the one, two of the other, and marshmellows over everything. Q: What was your last orgy like? A: Not in my universe, you don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 30, 2003 Report Share Posted September 30, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: What was your last orgy like? A: Not in my universe, you don't. Q) So we were going to release the DVD: Marvel Movies before Blade; what do you think? A) And that's how I became Vitaminaman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McCoy Posted September 30, 2003 Report Share Posted September 30, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 A) And that's how I became Vitaminaman. Q: What happened to the 1-A-Days I left on top of the microwave? A: William Shatner, the Muppets, and ALF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted September 30, 2003 Report Share Posted September 30, 2003 Originally posted by McCoy Q: What happened to the 1-A-Days I left on top of the microwave? A: William Shatner, the Muppets, and ALF Q: I just don't think anyone's going to buy a muppet-based remake of The Bridges of Madison County. Well, maybe...if you have good players...who's going to star in it? A: He's got to sleep sometime, and when he does...I'm going to make him chocolate milk, that little darling! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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