Michael Hopcroft Posted November 30, 2013 Report Share Posted November 30, 2013 A - I think we've discovered why the rum's always gone. Q: Aren't there an awful lot of pirates on this ship, Master Hawkins? A: Dead Puppies Tell No Tales. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted December 1, 2013 Report Share Posted December 1, 2013 Q: Does anyone know what happened to Precious's litter? A: Blame the Halfling. It is always the Halfling's fault. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 1, 2013 Report Share Posted December 1, 2013 A: Blame the Halfling. It is always the Halfling's fault. Q: What is the Great Bane of Bagginssess? A: The companion gets it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 1, 2013 Report Share Posted December 1, 2013 A: The companion gets it. Q: How do you know the Doctor can't quite understand what's going on? A: Bad Wolf. Bad, Bad, Bad Wolf! No caribou! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted December 2, 2013 Report Share Posted December 2, 2013 Q: Where does White Fang think he's going with that animal? A: Hrm. That's odd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 2, 2013 Report Share Posted December 2, 2013 A: Hrm. That's odd. Q: What makes you think 73 is a different sort of number from 58,124 and 17,862? A: Isocoles Bread buils stong bodies pi ways. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted December 3, 2013 Report Share Posted December 3, 2013 Q: Can you spout a stream of random, math-related nonsense? A: Never, ever give the ferret Pixi-Stix again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 3, 2013 Report Share Posted December 3, 2013 A: Never, ever give the ferret Pixi-Stix again. Q: Just how did the ferret get the ability to fly with those pixie wings? A: That was the absolute worst rubber science that I have ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 3, 2013 Report Share Posted December 3, 2013 A: That was the absolute worst rubber science that I have ever seen. Q: Antimatter condoms?!?!!! A: No, you cannot point the telescope at dorm windows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted December 4, 2013 Report Share Posted December 4, 2013 Q: Antimatter condoms?!?!!! A: No, you cannot point the telescope at dorm windows. Q: It's boring here on Mount Palomar. Could we peek at the college? A: Fumble! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 5, 2013 Report Share Posted December 5, 2013 Q: It's boring here on Mount Palomar. Could we peek at the college? A: Fumble! Q: What made you hit him on his foot? A: Lunar crumble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted December 5, 2013 Report Share Posted December 5, 2013 Q: What's a good name for a fruity desert that looks like the Sea of Tranquility? A: Why yes, I do believe that is a walrus wearing spandex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 6, 2013 Report Share Posted December 6, 2013 A: Why yes, I do believe that is a walrus wearing spandex. Q: There no way in all the Twenty-Seven Plains of the Pit that I am seeing that. No way at all, is there? A: It's nice that we are sharing this obvious hallucination. But don't just sit there -- RUN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted December 6, 2013 Report Share Posted December 6, 2013 Q: Is that an angry velociraptor charging us? A: Whatever you do, don't look it in the eyes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 6, 2013 Report Share Posted December 6, 2013 A: Whatever you do, don't look it in the eyes! Q - It's a puppy. What's the big deal? A - Not if Reed Richards hears about it first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 6, 2013 Report Share Posted December 6, 2013 A - Not if Reed Richards hears about it first. Q: Did you have any idea that Peter Parker was smart enough to build a time machine? A: You have to succeed every time to survive, but I need only win once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 6, 2013 Report Share Posted December 6, 2013 A: You have to succeed every time to survive, but I need only win once. Q - Still trying to find that bug, Ambassador Mollari? A - Seriously, who even drives a stick shift any more? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted December 7, 2013 Report Share Posted December 7, 2013 Q: Why are there only three gears on my new smart car? A: Frankly, I find your attitude in this matter highly disturbing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 7, 2013 Report Share Posted December 7, 2013 A: Frankly, I find your attitude in this matter highly disturbing. Q: Sure, we can summon Cthulhu! It'll just be harmless fun, right? A: The stars are right, so maybe we should rewrite this screenplay a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 7, 2013 Report Share Posted December 7, 2013 Q: Sure, we can summon Cthulhu! It'll just be harmless fun, right? A: The stars are right, so maybe we should rewrite this screenplay a bit. Q: Is this actually the script for King Leer? A: When omega precedes alpha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted December 7, 2013 Report Share Posted December 7, 2013 Q: What's it called again when the end is really the beginning? A: Oh look, the Christmas tree caught fire. Again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 7, 2013 Report Share Posted December 7, 2013 A: Oh look, the Christmas tree caught fire. Again. Q: What was a more common event before the advent of electric Christmas lights? A: She lost her dad and mother, two sisters and a brother, 'cause she would make up her mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 7, 2013 Report Share Posted December 7, 2013 Q: What was a more common event before the advent of electric Christmas lights? A: She lost her dad and mother, two sisters and a brother, 'cause she would make up her mind. Q: Is the Phoenix now in town? A: Blame global warming for this ice age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted December 8, 2013 Report Share Posted December 8, 2013 Q: What's with the screwed up weather? I'm freezing! A: That's what she said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 8, 2013 Report Share Posted December 8, 2013 A: That's what she said. Q - Did Lindsay Lohan really just join a convent? A - The biggest waste of oxygen I've ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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