Pariah Posted November 13, 2013 Report Share Posted November 13, 2013 A: Okay, so maybe I do give a damn. Q - You do realize that nothing you ever say again in your whole career is going to be remembered as much as that one line, right? A - Don't bother, he'll never understand it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 13, 2013 Report Share Posted November 13, 2013 Q: Why doesn't Castle listen when I explain killing is wrong no matter who does it? A: But we're all out of Chocolate-Flavored-Lederhosen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 13, 2013 Report Share Posted November 13, 2013 A: But we're all out of Chocolate-Flavored-Lederhosen! Q: Ja, enny verable schnacks here? A: You know the jolly, candy-like History Eraser Button is calling out to you.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 13, 2013 Report Share Posted November 13, 2013 A: You know the jolly, candy-like History Eraser Button is calling out to you.... Q: Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? A: We did nuke them, sir. Three minutes on high power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 A: We did nuke them, sir. Three minutes on high power. Q: I thought I told you to nuke Moscow! Why did -- say., what is that appetizing smell? A: Of course it's an all natural food! Arsenic is completely natural! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 Q: Since when was rat poison need an "Organic" tag? A: I blame the sheep, myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 14, 2013 Report Share Posted November 14, 2013 A: I blame the sheep, myself. Q - Wendolene, why do we have all this bloody wool rationing? A - No, they're the right trousers. You have the wrong legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 A - No, they're the right trousers. You have the wrong legs. Q: How am I supposed to get these trousers onto my satyr legs? A: It came from the Eye of Time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 A: It came from the Eye of Time. Q: What are these tears that turn everyone they hit into infants? A: Power corrupts, but absolute power can be rockin' awesome, dude! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 Q: I wonder what I should do now that I can cause people to spontaneously combust just by willing it? A: I, for one, am not the least bit surprised that she kicked you there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 A: I, for one, am not the least bit surprised that she kicked you there. Q - Okay, I stepped on her toes a few times. Is that really a reason to kick me right out on the middle of the dance floor? A - That's it. Now I'm going to have to smack someone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 A - That's it. Now I'm going to have to smack someone. Q: Dancing with the Stars doesn't want you, Blob. Why don't you just give it up? A: Now there's something you don't see every day -- a squirrel with a hacksaw cutting a large hole in the trunk of a cast-iron tree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 15, 2013 Report Share Posted November 15, 2013 A: Now there's something you don't see every day -- a squirrel with a hacksaw cutting a large hole in the trunk of a cast-iron tree. Q: I've almost got my Minecraft imperial estate done, with the Double Top Secret Ferric-Fandango Trees! What do you think? A: You are probably safe from anemia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 16, 2013 Report Share Posted November 16, 2013 A: You are probably safe from anemia. Q: Anything special about your blood being made of liquified iron? A: The subdivision with no exists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 16, 2013 Report Share Posted November 16, 2013 A: The subdivision with no exists. Q: Why do you think I should think twice before buying a house in Hobbiton Acres? A: Deep in the Hundred Acre Wood, where Christopher Robin preys.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 16, 2013 Report Share Posted November 16, 2013 Q: Do you know where they found the corpses of Pooh-bear, Tigger and the rest? A: I guess it's true what the say - let the wookie win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 16, 2013 Report Share Posted November 16, 2013 A: I guess it's true what the say - let the wookie win. Q1 - Where are your arms?! Q2 - Are you seriously suggesting that Star Wars encourages bullying? A - We have no more cookies. Eat a cracker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 16, 2013 Report Share Posted November 16, 2013 Q: What did you write on that note to Santa that he filled your house with coal? A: I do believe that there is more reindeer poop on the lawn this year than the past decade combined. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 16, 2013 Report Share Posted November 16, 2013 A: I do believe that there is more reindeer poop on the lawn this year than the past decade combined. Q: Santa Claus is a franchise now? What makes you think that? A: He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good. You'd better be good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 16, 2013 Report Share Posted November 16, 2013 A: He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good. You'd better be good! Q: What makes you think that Santa Claus is the worst tyrant ever? A: White House White Out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 16, 2013 Report Share Posted November 16, 2013 A: White House White Out Q: What makes you think President Obama is taking the Intergovernmental Branches Intramural Basketball Championship Game between the President's offices and the Supreme Counrt much too seriously? A: We make look like clowns to you, but our serious game is pretty dominant too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 A: We make look like clowns to you, but our serious game is pretty dominant too! Q: What are people saying about the HERO jesters system? A: Because your character will blow his own hand off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 A: Because your character will blow his own hand off! Q: C'mon, it'll be cool! Why don't you want me to take PS: Hand Grenade Juggler? A: I used to be a player character like you, but then I took a two-by-four to the coccyx. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 A: I used to be a player character like you, but then I took a two-by-four to the coccyx. Q - What's that Viper team leader saying? A - Nobody's business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 A - Nobody's business. Q: Where did he get hit with a two-by-four? A: Plastique pants. Not plants, pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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