Enforcer84 Posted March 27, 2004 Report Share Posted March 27, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What the heck kind of fish is that? A: It was found up his nose. Q) What are your doing with Mightybec's Spleen? A) its 50 cent's album of Elvis covers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted March 27, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) its 50 cent's album of Elvis covers. Q: What is that angry mob over there burning? A: A duck, a truck, and some luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted March 28, 2004 Report Share Posted March 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is that angry mob over there burning? A: A duck, a truck, and some luck Q) What do you get when you have Daffy driving a Tonka with a leprechaun riding shotgun? A) Gene Simmon's tongue and a 5lb box of chocolate bon-bons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sociotard Posted March 28, 2004 Report Share Posted March 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) What do you get when you have Daffy driving a Tonka with a leprechaun riding shotgun? A) Gene Simmon's tongue and a 5lb box of chocolate bon-bons. Q) Name the main elements of Siegfried and Roy's most secret fantasy. A) A free-falling Jukebox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Javed Posted March 28, 2004 Report Share Posted March 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Name the main elements of Siegfried and Roy's most secret fantasy. A) A free-falling Jukebox Q: What's the first sign that Shatner recorded another album? A: I'm getting mighty sick of...arf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBlue Posted March 28, 2004 Report Share Posted March 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the first sign that Shatner recorded another album? A: I'm getting mighty sick of...arf Q: What the man said after he ate Puffer Fish. A: Just one of the many uses of Eucalyptus leaves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted March 28, 2004 Report Share Posted March 28, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Just one of the many uses of Eucalyptus leaves. Q: How did you get rid of your flea problem? (yes, it works) A: When I said that the weeding needed to be done, that's not what I meant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted March 29, 2004 Report Share Posted March 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How did you get rid of your flea problem? (yes, it works) A: When I said that the weeding needed to be done, that's not what I meant. Q) Ok Honey I filled in the flower gardens with concrete can I do anything else for you? A) Look, Mr. Von Doom is it, but we just don't have you on the list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted March 29, 2004 Report Share Posted March 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Ok Honey I filled in the flower gardens with concrete can I do anything else for you? A) Look, Mr. Von Doom is it, but we just don't have you on the list. Q: Make way Lackey, Doom must claim his imperial seat in the "Who's line is it anyways?" audiance. A: It tickles my nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted March 29, 2004 Report Share Posted March 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Make way Lackey, Doom must claim his imperial seat in the "Who's line is it anyways?" audiance. A: It tickles my nose. Q) So have you been hit by the that new villain Chicken-Brick yet? A) Im sorry Mr. Skull, but he's on the phone with a Dr. Destoyer right now and then he has a 5:00 appointment with a Mr. Luthor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachel Posted March 29, 2004 Report Share Posted March 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) Im sorry Mr. Skull' date=' but he's on the phone with a Dr. Destoyer right now and then he has a 5:00 appointment with a Mr. Luthor.[/quote'] Q: What kind of conversations does the casting director of the Jerry Springer show have to put up with? A: No, I won't sell you one grape, you twit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted March 29, 2004 Report Share Posted March 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' I won't sell you one grape, you twit![/quote'] Q: I feel like grapes, but I'm not very hungry. Can I just buy one grape? A: Silk, Satin, and Rawhide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachel Posted March 29, 2004 Report Share Posted March 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Silk' date=' Satin, and Rawhide.[/quote'] Q: What's Mightybec's idea of a fun Saturday night? A: Don't even think about it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted March 29, 2004 Report Share Posted March 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's Mightybec's idea of a fun Saturday night? A: Don't even think about it! Q: Hi. My name's Mightybec. I noticed that you're home on a Saturday night, and I was thinking... A: A bottle of acid and a glass straw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachel Posted March 29, 2004 Report Share Posted March 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: A bottle of acid and a glass straw. Q: What would most of the NGD regulars like to switch for Mightybec's drink on occasion? A: There is no way I'm drinking a cabbage margarita. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted March 29, 2004 Report Share Posted March 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What would most of the NGD regulars like to switch for Mightybec's drink on occasion? A: There is no way I'm drinking a cabbage margarita. Q: Miss, that crazy guy over there bought you this drink A: I am NOT going to have anything to do with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachel Posted March 29, 2004 Report Share Posted March 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I am NOT going to have anything to do with that. Q: So, are we all ready for a sane, rational discussion on politics? A: I don't think that's a very good idea at this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted March 29, 2004 Report Share Posted March 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, are we all ready for a sane, rational discussion on politics? A: I don't think that's a very good idea at this time. Q: Hi. I'm Mightybec, and since it's a Saturday night, I was wondering.... A: Dude, I think your head's on fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 29, 2004 Report Share Posted March 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hi. I'm Mightybec, and since it's a Saturday night, I was wondering.... A: Dude, I think your head's on fire. Q: What did the Hippie say to Firewing? A: 1 ton of dice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted March 29, 2004 Report Share Posted March 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hi. I'm Mightybec, and since it's a Saturday night, I was wondering.... A: Dude, I think your head's on fire. Q) Dude, did you see how far that flame shot outta Mightybec's butt? A) Hello you have reached the Padded Arms Inn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Javed Posted March 29, 2004 Report Share Posted March 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: 1 ton of dice Q) Dude, did you see how far that flame shot outta Mightybec's butt? A) Hello you have reached the Padded Arms Inn. Q: What is the best gift for the gamer that has everything? Q: My phone's dailing randomly, whom have I just called? A: Honest, it doesn't make you look fat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 29, 2004 Report Share Posted March 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Honest, it doesn't make you look fat. Q: Does this Hippo suit make me look fat? A: I spent a hundred dollars on pocket lint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted March 29, 2004 Report Share Posted March 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I spent a hundred dollars on pocket lint Q: You're broke AGAIN? You just got paid on Friday! What did you spend all your money on? A: I'm here for her pleasure. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Javed Posted March 29, 2004 Report Share Posted March 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You're broke AGAIN? You just got paid on Friday! What did you spend all your money on? A: I'm here for her pleasure. Doc Q: Why don't you tell me another whopper? A: Over there, beside the bloody heads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted March 29, 2004 Report Share Posted March 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Over there' date=' beside the bloody heads.[/quote'] Q: Eugene, where's the axe? A: It popped off and flew about the room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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