Tim Posted May 25, 2004 Report Share Posted May 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. How long are you going to leave Jerry Falwell in the freezer ? A. Serve yourself Q: You cut off my arm, and now you want me to tak it to that group of cannibals? A: A donkey in a Bare Tree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 25, 2004 Report Share Posted May 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You cut off my arm, and now you want me to tak it to that group of cannibals? A: A donkey in a Bare Tree. Q. What present did you give that guy who kept going on and on about putting his ass on the line ? A. Listen to your heart bleed dummy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 25, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Listen to your heart bleed dummy. Q: Why do you think I'm a Liberal? A: A really loud and smelly fart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 25, 2004 Report Share Posted May 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why do you think I'm a Liberal? A: A really loud and smelly fart Q. What is taken as a compliment by many overweight Americans ? A. With the rapture Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted May 25, 2004 Report Share Posted May 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. With the rapture Q: Yeah uhm... Mr. Director Sir? I'm curious, What's my motivation? How am I supposed to be receiving these tribbles into my grain silo? A: That's top-secret classified beyond your means. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 25, 2004 Report Share Posted May 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Yeah uhm... Mr. Director Sir? I'm curious, What's my motivation? How am I supposed to be receiving these tribbles into my grain silo? A: That's top-secret classified beyond your means. Q. Why am I not allowed to have milk or creamer in my coffee ? A. and the revered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 25, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. and the revered Q: So who's showing up to the Heaven vs Hell Debate? The profane... A: I was at Grandma's house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 25, 2004 Report Share Posted May 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So who's showing up to the Heaven vs Hell Debate? The profane... A: I was at Grandma's house. Q) And just where have you been young man? A) It was money with the face of Johnny Carson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted May 25, 2004 Report Share Posted May 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) It was money with the face of Johnny Carson Q: How'd you know that money was counterfeit? A: Twice today, but more later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted May 25, 2004 Report Share Posted May 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Twice today' date=' but more later.[/quote'] Q: And just how many times have you er... spent 'alone time' in the bathroom? A: Yak Butter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 25, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: And just how many times have you er... spent 'alone time' in the bathroom? A: Yak Butter. Q: What do you use for lubrication when spending 'alone time' in the bathroom? A: There's love in that cake. lemming 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted May 25, 2004 Report Share Posted May 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: There's love in that cake. Q: You take that cake into the bathroom, come out without any of it eaten and then tell me not to eat it, why not? A: Waxed Ear Hair and nipple cream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 25, 2004 Report Share Posted May 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Waxed Ear Hair and nipple cream. Q: Got what you need for your date tonight? A: I'm Mad Hatter than Hell and I'm not goin' to March Hare anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted May 26, 2004 Report Share Posted May 26, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm Mad Hatter than Hell and I'm not goin' to March Hare anymore. Q: I can't believe I go so drunk last night. Remind me again, after I threw up on the shoes of the 450 pound linebacker, and just before he punched me through the wall, what did I say? A: I don't know what it is, and I'll bet congress doesn't know either. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 26, 2004 Report Share Posted May 26, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't know what it is, and I'll bet congress doesn't know either. Doc Q: What is that 30 billion dollar expenditure on the budget marked, "Other"? A: Pro Fooseball at its finest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted May 26, 2004 Report Share Posted May 26, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Pro Fooseball at its finest. Q: So the fans started to riot after the goalie failed to block the shot? A: It's the Sinister Six Pack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted May 26, 2004 Report Share Posted May 26, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's the Sinister Six Pack. Q: Fort Knox has just been robbed! The assailants were described as six large, morbidly obese men in spandex with their stomachs hanging out. They were reported as being covered with catsup and mustard stains, leaving trails of snack food crumbs, and smelling of stale beer. Who could these villians be? A: A cook knows his knives. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 26, 2004 Report Share Posted May 26, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: A cook knows his knives. Doc Q: How did Worldmaker know someone was trying to frame him for the knifing murder of GW Bush? A: It was as dark as the armpit of heck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 26, 2004 Report Share Posted May 26, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How did Worldmaker know someone was trying to frame him for the knifing murder of GW Bush? A: It was as dark as the armpit of heck Q) Dang, that sucks. So, how dark was it? A) Rutabegas, Cantelopes, and Al Franken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 26, 2004 Report Share Posted May 26, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Dang, that sucks. So, how dark was it? A) Rutabegas, Cantelopes, and Al Franken. Q. What was the conservative grocer's response book to Lies, and the Lying Liars that tell them ? A. and the right, right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 27, 2004 Report Share Posted May 27, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. and the right, right. Q: We want to take this left, right? A: Academy of Country Bumpkins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 27, 2004 Report Share Posted May 27, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: We want to take this left, right? A: Academy of Country Bumpkins A) Dang, where'd y'all lern to talk so good? Q) Astrolopothikis. Tim 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 27, 2004 Report Share Posted May 27, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) Astrolopothikis. Q: What Greek God is never mentioned in Mythology class since no one can pronounce the name? A: She's got a nice butt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 27, 2004 Report Share Posted May 27, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What Greek God is never mentioned in Mythology class since no one can pronounce the name? A: She's got a nice butt. Q) Dude, why did you grab her butt? A) Not bad, if anything I feel a little itchy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted May 27, 2004 Report Share Posted May 27, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Dude, why did you grab her butt? A) Not bad, if anything I feel a little itchy. Q: How was last night hanging out with Mightybec? A: Do you think it will fit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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