AngryBug Posted June 6, 2004 Report Share Posted June 6, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: "Oh crap..." KABOOM!!!!!!! Q. Why did you just throw a pin at the enemy? A. Into the east, red paper boat. Hermit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 6, 2004 Report Share Posted June 6, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Why did you just throw a pin at the enemy? A. Into the east, red paper boat. Q: What is the first line of your new hiaku? A: Data's missing. Look for magnets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wormhole Posted June 7, 2004 Report Share Posted June 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the first line of your new hiaku? A: Data's missing. Look for magnets. Q: What did Captian Picard say after his android second officer fell down a shaft on Sigma Prime? A: That's what you get for tailgating behind the Batmobile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted June 7, 2004 Report Share Posted June 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's what you get for tailgating behind the Batmobile. Q: You want to explain to my mechanic how you got bat guano all over the engine of MY car? A: They say he's blind but... nah, he's blind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 7, 2004 Report Share Posted June 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You want to explain to my mechanic how you got bat guano all over the engine of MY car? A: They say he's blind but... nah, he's blind. Q: What's so mysterious about Matt Murdock? A: Full Pizza Alchemist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 8, 2004 Report Share Posted June 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's so mysterious about Matt Murdock? A: Full Pizza Alchemist. Q. What is this new Stanley Kubrick Vietnam movie crossed with medieval chemistry and modern take out food culture going to be called ? A. Step Down, step down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted June 8, 2004 Report Share Posted June 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Step Down' date=' step down[/quote'] Q: Um, hello. My name is Stephen Down, but, please, call me Step. What can I do for you? A: He's taken to using claw hammers for outpatient surgery. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 8, 2004 Report Share Posted June 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Um, hello. My name is Stephen Down, but, please, call me Step. What can I do for you? A: He's taken to using claw hammers for outpatient surgery. Doc Q) So how did you know Foxbat had been disguised as your top Surgeon? A) The Ultimate Briquette Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 8, 2004 Report Share Posted June 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So how did you know Foxbat had been disguised as your top Surgeon? A) The Ultimate Briquette Q: You spent $24.95 on the wrong product, which one?? A: kcikedis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Masked Man Posted June 8, 2004 Report Share Posted June 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You spent $24.95 on the wrong product, which one?? A: kcikedis Q: ?rorrim eht ni gnidaer ouy era koob emag oreH tahW A: the next Star Wars film Tim 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted June 8, 2004 Report Share Posted June 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: the next Star Wars film Q: Why are you dressed as an ewok and standing outside this theater? A: Just a bullwhip. No chains. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 8, 2004 Report Share Posted June 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: ?rorrim eht ni gnidaer ouy era koob emag oreH tahW A: the next Star Wars film Q: I felt a disturbance in the force, as if millions of voices cried out at a betrayal, and were silenced... what was that? Q: So what sound do YOU make when you sneeze? A: Just a bullwhip. No chains. Doc Q: So how did they get the CINO movie to get under an R rating anyways? A: Psychically, I'm very well endowed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted June 8, 2004 Report Share Posted June 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Psychically' date=' I'm very well endowed.[/quote'] Q: Did you just say you wanted a size 9 hat? A: We are both Barbarians! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted June 9, 2004 Report Share Posted June 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: We are both Barbarians! Q: Why are you running around in bear skins and chanting "Crom?" A: Star Trek XX: Electric Boogaloo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 9, 2004 Report Share Posted June 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are you running around in bear skins and chanting "Crom?" A: Star Trek XX: Electric Boogaloo. Q: So all in this one, all the great commanders are forced back into the 1970s where they must disco to save the universe? What's it called? A: A touch of gray Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 9, 2004 Report Share Posted June 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So all in this one, all the great commanders are forced back into the 1970s where they must disco to save the universe? What's it called? A: A touch of gray Q: When you watch Buck Rodgers as a teen, what would have made you turn to Jello? A: The Circle of Thorns has kidnapped some of Paragon City's finest citizens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted June 9, 2004 Report Share Posted June 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Circle of Thorns has kidnapped some of Paragon City's finest citizens. Q: Man I'm bored, there's nothing to do. Have you got any suggestions to entertain my brain? A: Wysiwyg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 9, 2004 Report Share Posted June 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Man I'm bored, there's nothing to do. Have you got any suggestions to entertain my brain? A: Wysiwyg Q. I am so sick and tired of all these bespoke acronyms and I swear I'll rip the head off the next person who uses one in front of me. Now what's this thing about printing from a spreadsheet ? A. Watch your heel crush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted June 10, 2004 Report Share Posted June 10, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Watch your heel crush Q: This is my first time crushing the masses! How am I doing? A: They do tend to make that sound. You get used to it. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 10, 2004 Report Share Posted June 10, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: This is my first time crushing the masses! How am I doing? A: They do tend to make that sound. You get used to it. Doc Q) What's with the screeching of the LOTR fans now that the series is done? A) Your sacrifice has been made in vain; sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 11, 2004 Report Share Posted June 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) What's with the screeching of the LOTR fans now that the series is done? A) Your sacrifice has been made in vain; sorry. Q: What did the high preist of Bhaal say after your sacrifice? A: You know who is doing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 11, 2004 Report Share Posted June 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did the high preist of Bhaal say after your sacrifice? A: You know who is doing it. Q: It is a crime of perkiness, I have a suspect but I can't claim to know... A: I demand a rewrite! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 11, 2004 Report Share Posted June 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: It is a crime of perkiness, I have a suspect but I can't claim to know... A: I demand a rewrite! Q: So Hermit, they didn't use Captain America in the new Avengers movie. What do you think of the script? A: I don't even know I don't know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Masked Man Posted June 11, 2004 Report Share Posted June 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So Hermit, they didn't use Captain America in the new Avengers movie. What do you think of the script? A: I don't even know I don't know. Q: So, how many times have you had amnesia now? A: a platypus, 3 magic cards, and leather pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 11, 2004 Report Share Posted June 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, how many times have you had amnesia now? A: a platypus, 3 magic cards, and leather pants Q: What did you trade in to get FH? A: C'mon, make your arguement so I can say something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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