Enforcer84 Posted October 14, 2004 Report Share Posted October 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What's that dog doing on the lawn? A. But, these go to eleven. Q) Why don't you just make ten louder? A) It turns out I was wrong. Sorry about the arm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheiro Posted October 14, 2004 Report Share Posted October 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Why don't you just make ten louder? A) It turns out I was wrong. Sorry about the arm. Q. What made you think I could beat a Wookie in armwrestling? A. I don't think your hair can take another perm, skip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travellerne Posted October 14, 2004 Report Share Posted October 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. I don't think your hair can take another perm' date=' skip.[/quote'] Q? What'd you say, Sparks? A. Alabaster cheeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted October 14, 2004 Report Share Posted October 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Alabaster cheeks. Q: What do rednecks call their infants? A: That may work for you, but count me out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 14, 2004 Report Share Posted October 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do rednecks call their infants? A: That may work for you, but count me out. Q. What is so wrong with using pig manure as mosquito repellant ? A. Yet another tedious adventure of flying, blonde, naked chick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 14, 2004 Report Share Posted October 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What is so wrong with using pig manure as mosquito repellant ? A. Yet another tedious adventure of flying, blonde, naked chick Q) And you got fired from the Supergirl title for saying what, Mr. Tribble? A) Hey look. I runed Death Tribble's Day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 14, 2004 Report Share Posted October 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) And you got fired from the Supergirl title for saying what, Mr. Tribble? A) Hey look. I runed Death Tribble's Day. Q. What did the Viking shaman say as mystic symbols caused it to rain on the thanksgiving celebration for World's Most Cuddable Meglamaniac ? A. We are taking away Soulcatcher's access to newspapers online Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 14, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. We are taking away Soulcatcher's access to newspapers online Q: What can we do to affect Soulcatcher as Superman is hurt by kryptonite? A: Not steroids, vitamins! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted October 14, 2004 Report Share Posted October 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not steroids' date=' vitamins![/quote'] Q: What kind of drugs are you on, Barney Rubble? A: Well, if that just doesn't beat all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 14, 2004 Report Share Posted October 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What kind of drugs are you on, Barney Rubble? A: Well, if that just doesn't beat all. Q) Klytus! WHat happened to All? And where did you get that mouse? A) Presting Wilson Wasting Disease. Get yours today!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted October 14, 2004 Report Share Posted October 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) Presting Wilson Wasting Disease. Get yours today!!!! Q: I heard you were writing an article on your lab partner's inefficient biological warfare studies. What's it called? A: That gives a whole new meaning to the term 'pie.' I think I'd like some of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 14, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: That gives a whole new meaning to the term 'pie.' I think I'd like some of that. Q: Haven't you heard that its the term used by Amazon sex slaves everwhere? A: Hairy palms and blindness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheiro Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Haven't you heard that its the term used by Amazon sex slaves everwhere? A: Hairy palms and blindness. Q.What is the ultimate reward for living a life pursuing self gratification? A. A midget, two blondes, an amputee, a dutch girl, and a lama. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q.What is the ultimate reward for living a life pursuing self gratification? A. A midget, two blondes, an amputee, a dutch girl, and a lama. Q) So, who did Mightybec invite to his party? A) Practically Ficticeous! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheiro Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So, who did Mightybec invite to his party? A) Practically Ficticeous! Q. Can you make up a word that almost sounds like a real word and use it in a sentence? A. You bet your sweet ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 15, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. You bet your sweet ass. Q: What are all Turtles honor-bound to say if anyone asks them if they are, in fact, Turtles? A: Honor Neeze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What are all Turtles honor-bound to say if anyone asks them if they are, in fact, Turtles? A: Honor Neeze Q: What is the name of Honor Harrington's cousin? The one that works as a political aide. A: Two jumbo big meals and a diet coke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the name of Honor Harrington's cousin? The one that works as a political aide. A: Two jumbo big meals and a diet coke. Q: What's the Shaquille O'Neal diet program? A: Ying-Tong-Iddle-I-Po! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Ying-Tong-Iddle-I-Po! Q) Tell me agian, what was your sifu's name? A) The King of Hell, or at least one of his representatives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travellerne Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) The King of Hell' date=' or at least one of his representatives.[/quote'] Q? Who am I? A. There's ash falling from the sky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q? Who am I? A. There's Ash falling from the sky. Q. What makes you think they are making Evil Dead 4 ? A. To crush your enemies, to drive them before you and to hear the lamentations of their women. Or their men if you are facing Amazons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What makes you think they are making Evil Dead 4 ? A. To crush your enemies, to drive them before you and to hear the lamentations of their women. Or their men if you are facing Amazons. Q: What is your dream vacation? A: A little bit of lace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is your dream vacation? A: A little bit of lace. Q. What is the new dress code for the Governor's mansion in California ? A. Egads ! White Heat has unleashed the Ninja Penguins ! White Heat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 15, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Egads ! White Heat has unleashed the Ninja Penguins ! Q: Why do you look so alarmed? A: Extra Virgin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why do you look so alarmed? A: Extra Virgin Q. So tell me Dark Lord, how would you like your sacrifice ? A. Just make sure travellerne doesn't bring his photo album Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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