Enforcer84 Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So what were those white lines in the road exactly? A: And it lights up when I wiggle it. Q) Why do you keep Mechanon's head on your desk? A) She seemed pretty impressed by it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) She seemed pretty impressed by it. Q) So what did Sapphire think of your new chromed armor, Defender? A) They don't make shoes that big. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So what did Sapphire think of your new chromed armor, Defender? A) They don't make shoes that big. Q: Why must Godzilla go barefoot ? A: I think they went left Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I think they went left Q: How did that bus full of Democrats get in the lake? A: That's how you know an evil monkey lives in your closet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's how you know an evil monkey lives in your closet. Q: Why are my shoes filled with Monkey poop? A: But your Honor, she was 18 when it happened! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: But your Honor, she was 18 when it happened! Q: What was your defense to the charge of Statutory rape on your wife after she was turned back into a little girl? A: Well I lobster, and now I flounder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Well I lobster' date=' and now I flounder.[/quote'] Q: Shrimp, are you skating the questions? A: So she gargled it instead. (Tim, aren't you tied up in a closet right now?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: So she gargled it instead. (Tim, aren't you tied up in a closet right now?) Q: She couldn't decide whether to spit or swallow? (finally got my computer fixed.) A: The high will be sunday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: The high will be sunday. Q: I hear you're working on a delayed-action hallucinogen. How are the tests going? A: GET 'EM OFF! Getemoffgetemoffgetemoffgetemoffgetemoffgetemoffgetemoffgetemoff!! NOW!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: GET 'EM OFF! Getemoffgetemoffgetemoffgetemoffgetemoffgetemoffgetemoffgetemoff!! NOW!!! Q: What was the response when the delayed action hallcenigen kicked in? A: She was found alone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: She was found alone Q: How do we know the body wasn't Paris Hilton's after all? A: Because sometimes you get the shark, and sometimes the shark gets you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Because sometimes you get the shark' date=' and sometimes [i']the shark[/i] gets you. Q: And the rationale for bisexuality is? A: But Mr.Greenstreet, it's so slippery! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: But Mr.Greenstreet' date=' it's so slippery![/quote'] Q: After we went to all the trouble to get that bird, Mr. Lorre, how could you manage to drop it into the Bay? A: I don't know, I'm not the one who was hit in the head with a giant jawbreaker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 11, 2006 Report Share Posted September 11, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: After we went to all the trouble to get that bird' date=' Mr. Lorre, how could you manage to [i']drop it into the Bay[/i]? A: I don't know, I'm not the one who was hit in the head with a giant jawbreaker. Q: Who was the victim of a beserk Willy Wonka ? A: Five years together Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 11, 2006 Report Share Posted September 11, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Five years together Q: What is the greatest fear of Bill and Hillary Clinton? A: You are asking of me something wombats cannot do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 11, 2006 Report Share Posted September 11, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the greatest fear of Bill and Hillary Clinton? A: You are asking of me something wombats cannot do! Q: So would you like to swing on a star and carry moon beams home in a jar ? A: This is great, this is fitting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 11, 2006 Report Share Posted September 11, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is great' date=' this is fitting[/quote'] Q: So, Mr. Stewart, do you think the new uniforms for Season Three are an improvement? A: I suppose I could, but it would be somewhat less comfortable that riding coast-to-coast on the back of an extremely large porcupine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 11, 2006 Report Share Posted September 11, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, Mr. Stewart, do you think the new uniforms for Season Three are an improvement? A: I suppose I could, but it would be somewhat less comfortable that riding coast-to-coast on the back of an extremely large porcupine. Q: Sir, can I interest you in a test drive of the new Ford pick up truck ? A: I have no idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 11, 2006 Report Share Posted September 11, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I have no idea. Q: We've been waiting a whole week for that new Scene from a Hat! You were third poster, so where is it? A: I wouldn't have the pastrami if I were you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 11, 2006 Report Share Posted September 11, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: We've been waiting a whole week for that new Scene from a Hat! You were third poster' date=' so [i']where is it[/i]? A: I wouldn't have the pastrami if I were you. Q: Can you tell me what is with the Hentai stuff going on over there ? A: This is weird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 11, 2006 Report Share Posted September 11, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is weird Q: Why on earth do you want to order That? A: And they bounce really well when you jiggle them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 11, 2006 Report Share Posted September 11, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why on earth do you want to order That? A: And they bounce really well when you jiggle them! Q: What innocent phrase that Eminem said got Kid Rock to punch him out when the latter thought the former was referring to his wife ? A: It's cool in here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 11, 2006 Report Share Posted September 11, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's cool in here Q: Why did you move into the refrigerator? A:You slip one time and can never live it down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 11, 2006 Report Share Posted September 11, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did you move into the refrigerator? A:You slip one time and can never live it down. Q) How's it going "Destroyer of Small towns"? A) Blue, no Fellow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 12, 2006 Report Share Posted September 12, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Blue, no Fellow. Q) Do Imaginary Friends have genilalia? A) I had no idea the Omnitrix was programmed to do that, really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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