Tim Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I can't see Q: So just one more question and I can give you your liscience. Do you have any physical problems that could keep you from driving a car? A: It's a Dynamic dynamic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So just one more question and I can give you your liscience. Do you have any physical problems that could keep you from driving a car? A: It's a Dynamic dynamic. Q: What phrase of new office culture was finally too much for Hermit and resulted in the infamous ripped out tongues NGD incident ? A: Grab my hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Grab my hand Q: If I said that, besides being a runner up in last years Miss World contest, I was a nymphomaniac brewery owner, and that I am in urgent need of somebody to walk me home, what would you say? A: Twelve point 3 plus or minus a smidge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: If I said that, besides being a runner up in last years Miss World contest, I was a nymphomaniac brewery owner, and that I am in urgent need of somebody to walk me home, what would you say? A: Twelve point 3 plus or minus a smidge. Q: Your flatulance measured how much o the Richtor scale ? A: I don't think so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't think so Q:Have you ever considered having conjugal relations with a bottle nose dolphin? (Sorry - it won't leave my brain) A: But the cream dribbles off the sides Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q:Have you ever considered having conjugal relations with a bottle nose dolphin? (Sorry - it won't leave my brain) A: But the cream dribbles off the sides Q: There is no real reason is there for banning the milk team from playing soccer against us ? A: Run ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Run ! Q: How do we get awa from the oddly-slow killer robots? A: You're mistaken -- there are not ferrets here.l Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAgh? Was that a Giant Ferret? A) Squinge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Squinge. Q) Perflugner! Who dat youse wid boy? Dat your Mudda oh yo Squinge? A: 53 and 1/3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: 53 and 1/3 Q: At what speed should I play this big 18-inch record of the rhythm and blues? A: The Norwegians thought I was pretty smart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Norwegians thought I was pretty smart. Q: The Swedes said you were dumber than a house brick. What about the Norwegians? A: The other one is orange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: The Swedes said you were dumber than a house brick. What about the Norwegians? A: The other one is orange. Q: How can you tell that this girl has not been using fake tan ? A: talk to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: talk to me Q: WHat do you say to your wife after a big arguement? A: drunken philosophy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: WHat do you say to your wife after a big arguement? A: drunken philosophy Q: What form of martial art is popular amongst orators ? A: Come on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What form of martial art is popular amongst orators ? A: Come on Q) Why are we going behind the woodshed? A) Perhaps to Scheme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Why are we going behind the woodshed? A) Perhaps to Scheme Q) What do you imagine your going to do with that worldmap and box of little plastic marker thingies? A) Oh nothing,, just loitering... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Oh nothing,, just loitering... Q) What are you doing in front of the US Mint with that bazooka? A) No, Mom, I'm afraid this really is what it looks like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) What are you doing in front of the US Mint with that bazooka? A) No, Mom, I'm afraid this really is what it looks like. Q)No, really, why are you wearing a Bozo the Clown costume.. where is your tuxedo? A) Free You MInd and your Bottom will Follow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Free You MInd and your Bottom will Follow! Q: What is the motto of the so-called "Booty Liberation Party"? A: I keep telling you, it is not a disease! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the motto of the so-called "Booty Liberation Party"? A: I keep telling you, it is not a disease! Q) Look, I'm having a hard time believing that green warts and oozing sores is anybodies idea of "pleasure enhancement" - so really, what did you catch? A) All I asked for was a root-beer float... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Look, I'm having a hard time believing that green warts and oozing sores is anybodies idea of "pleasure enhancement" - so really, what did you catch? A) All I asked for was a root-beer float... Q: Hey what gave you the idea for the truck with all those saucy naked people on it ? A: Not driving anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not driving anyway Q: What on Earth made you decide to dynamite your Hummer? A: I imagine this noose around my neck means it's too late to apologize. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I imagine this noose around my neck means it's too late to apologize. Q: After the last arguement with your wife, do you have anything to say for yourself? A: A steak thru the hart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: A steak thru the hart. Q: How do you give deer hunters an E. Coli infection? A: Jefferson still lives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you give deer hunters an E. Coli infection? A: Jefferson still lives. Q: I say Ulysses old boy, now that we have won the Civil War why are you so glum ? A: they haul oil in tanker trucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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