death tribble Posted September 12, 2006 Report Share Posted September 12, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Do Imaginary Friends have genilalia? A) I had no idea the Omnitrix was programmed to do that, really. Q: Who engaged the M.O.P. (Multiple Orgasm Protocol) while Wonder Woman was inspecting the base ? A: The temperature's being regulated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 12, 2006 Report Share Posted September 12, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: The temperature's being regulated Q: Why do you think government bureaucrats have a God complex? A: It's time to change hazards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 12, 2006 Report Share Posted September 12, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why do you think government bureaucrats have a God complex? A: It's time to change hazards. Q: Tiger Woods is about to win the tournament, what do we do ? A: I hear a humming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 12, 2006 Report Share Posted September 12, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I hear a humming Q: What makes you think rod Stewart's forgotten the words to "As Time Goes BY"? A: That's a cruel thing to do to an elephant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 12, 2006 Report Share Posted September 12, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What makes you think rod Stewart's forgotten the words to "As Time Goes BY"? A: That's a cruel thing to do to an elephant. Q) So, you like my new Sock Puppet? A) No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 12, 2006 Report Share Posted September 12, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So, you like my new Sock Puppet? A) No. Q: Ok, People of America, what say you we give Congress and the Senate a 3,000% pay increase for a job well done ? A: I think we're on top of a larger structure here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 12, 2006 Report Share Posted September 12, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) No. Q) Yes? A) No, Mr. Bond, i expect you to quack like a duck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 12, 2006 Report Share Posted September 12, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I think we're on top of a larger structure here Q) Don't you think this is a very unusual molehill? A) Adding it all up, I think we can rule out the butler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 12, 2006 Report Share Posted September 12, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Don't you think this is a very unusual molehill? A) Adding it all up, I think we can rule out the butler. Q) How did you use a calculator to solve a mystery? A) Kirk: 7 Abner Jenkins: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 12, 2006 Report Share Posted September 12, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Kirk: 7 Abner Jenkins: 0 Q: HOw do we know that Gene Rodenberry refereed the fight? A: the burden is to heavy for you to carry alone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 12, 2006 Report Share Posted September 12, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: HOw do we know that Gene Rodenberry refereed the fight? A: the burden is to heavy for you to carry alone Q) Why do you get four members of the Swedish Bikini Team and I only get two? A) I think it's broken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 12, 2006 Report Share Posted September 12, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) I think it's broken. Q: What do think of this as a signature power for my Pulp Avenger? Autofire Megascale Find Weakness Double Penetrating Useable By Others Linked to a Variable Special Effects 45d6 Explosive RKA With a Transfer BODY --> END to power the RKA, all with Renewable Charges and RSR: Bamboozle GM 14-. A: Pleased to meet you, Mary Sue! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 12, 2006 Report Share Posted September 12, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Pleased to meet you, Mary Sue! Q: Wnat to read my Sailor Moon story with a new kewl character instead of that stupid Tuxedo Mask? A: It's a whale of a tale 'bout a whale who wailed while he whaled on a wheel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 12, 2006 Report Share Posted September 12, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Wnat to read my Sailor Moon story with a new kewl character instead of that stupid Tuxedo Mask? A: It's a whale of a tale 'bout a whale who wailed while he whaled on a wheel. Q) My brain errupted, what did you say again? A) Poor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 12, 2006 Report Share Posted September 12, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Poor. Q) What would you call Bill Gates if he didn't have any money? A) He's not half so think as he drunk he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 12, 2006 Report Share Posted September 12, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Poor. Q: Please answer the following question with either poor, good, or excellent. What is the Democrats chances of winning the midterm elections? A: We first received this information last March. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q) What would you call Bill Gates if he didn't have any money? A) He's not half so think as he drunk he is. Q: What was usually said regarding Dean Martin and intelligence ? Q) Yes? A) No, Mr. Bond, i expect you to quack like a duck. Q: So Mightybec, you expect me to talk whilst dressed in an Elton John stage outfit ? Q: Please answer the following question with either poor, good, or excellent. What is the Democrats chances of winning the midterm elections? A: We first received this information last March. Q: Why are we celebrating April Fools day in August ? A: Maybe not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Maybe not Q: So, Mr. Bush, would you like to attend a private screening of Death of a President? A: It looked like a good idea until I saw the weasels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: It looked like a good idea until I saw the weasels. Q: So, are you voting next week? A: Y'know, I really wish there was a "none of the above" option there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, are you voting next week? A: Y'know, I really wish there was a "none of the above" option there. Q) So what'll it be, die? Or take my sister to the Prom? A) It looked good on papyrus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) It looked good on papyrus. Q: Heck, I don't know; I thought hieroglyphics would really catch on. What did you think? A: Vellum, or nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Heck, I don't know; I thought hieroglyphics would really catch on. What did you think? A: Vellum, or nothing. Q) So what do you want me to wear when I pick you up at the airport? A) I don't think that's what he meant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) I don't think that's what he meant. Q) Since the King didn't say which meddlesome priest he wanted to be rid of, I killed them all. There's not a priest left in the whole realm to do any meddling whatsoever! So why does he want me beheaded? A) Because I was tired off settling for the lesser of two evils. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Masked Man Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Because I was tired off settling for the lesser of two evils. Q: So why did you write in "Satan" for every race in the last election? A: Yet another malfunction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 14, 2006 Report Share Posted September 14, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So why did you write in "Satan" for every race in the last election? A: Yet another malfunction Q: What was Dick Cheney heard to say after the President narrowly missed being blown up in his own personal lavatory ? A: I can't see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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