Michael Hopcroft Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Just one drop and ka-boom! Q: And exactly how will this liquid help me catch the Roadrunner? A: Wevenge! Now we're cooking! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Wevenge! Now we're cooking! Q: Elmer Fudd wearing a chef's hat? Are you serious? A: Wake me when it gets interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Elmer Fudd wearing a chef's hat? Are you serious? A: Wake me when it gets interesting. Q: Hicks' motto: A:We are geek, hear us roar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A:We are geek' date=' hear us roar![/quote'] Q: You said you heard someone shouting something just before all the computers went down? A: Log-Man, Death Tribble, teh_bunneh, and HeroTina, all with frilly umbrella drinks and high-powered weapons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You said you heard someone shouting something just before all the computers went down? A: Log-Man, Death Tribble, teh_bunneh, and HeroTina, all with frilly umbrella drinks and high-powered weapons. Q: Describe targets one through four. A: I don't know, but it sure took the skin off fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't know' date=' but it sure took the skin off fast.[/quote'] Q: And just how does a quantum apple peeler work, anyway? A: That's too early. Wake me up at the noon of time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's too early. Wake me up at the noon of time. Q: Want me to set the time machine controls to the dawn of time? A: It doesn't matter who Number 1 is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 3, 2008 Report Share Posted September 3, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It doesn't matter who Number 1 is. Q: So if I'm Number Three and You're Number Two, who's Number One? A: I can't believe you ordered a beer sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I can't believe you ordered a beer sandwich. Q: Why are you calling me a cab? I'm not a cab, am I? A: Once we print this, everything will be just splendid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are you calling me a cab? I'm not a cab, am I? A: Once we print this, everything will be just splendid. Q: So, this is the recipe for Just Splendid edible paint? A: Older can be better, just not now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Older can be better' date=' just not now.[/quote'] Q: Are you going to vote for McCain? A: Only if lightning strikes twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Are you going to vote for McCain? A: Only if lightning strikes twice. Q: Will the Speaker of the House ever ascend to the Presidency? A: So much for atomic-powered Kangaroos... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: So much for atomic-powered Kangaroos... Q: So Iran's not selling enriched uranium to Australia after all? A: Like you could even tell the difference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Like you could even tell the difference. Q: What? They replaced my gasoline with Folger's Crystals? A: Casey Jones, you better watch your speed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Casey Jones' date=' you better watch your speed.[/quote'] Q: Officer, what do you intend to say to that nutcase with the hockey mask once you pull him over? A: It's called Guinness. It's an excellent substitute for food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's called Guinness. It's an excellent substitute for food. Q: Ewww! What's that awful smell on your breath? A: You may not believe it from looking, but this is food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: You may not believe it from looking, but this is food. Q: Your eating the mess from the cafeteria? A: I'll give you this; It's warm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'll give you this; It's warm. Q: So, how did you like waking up inside a Taunton, Luke? A: And I thought they smelled bad on the outside! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, how did you like waking up inside a Taunton, Luke? A: And I thought they smelled bad on the outside! Q: No! Don't let that skunk-beast inside - too late. A: So terribly shiny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: So terribly shiny! Q: Can you describe the laser pistol that gave you this wound? A: You're assuming that I care at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: You're assuming that I care at all. Q: What do you mean you're not stupid, expendable or going? What are we supposed to think of you, Avon? A: As far as I'm concerned, you can destroy whatever you like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: As far as I'm concerned' date=' you can destroy whatever you like.[/quote'] Q: I'm here for the supervillain tryouts. Where shall I start? A: That's a little steep, don't you think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I'm here for the supervillain tryouts. Where shall I start? A: That's a little steep, don't you think? Q: First you climb this vertical wall... A: It's a negative happiness capsule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a negative happiness capsule. Q: What's this big black pill with the word 'Goth' stamped into it? A: All in all, I'm quite satisfied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's this big black pill with the word 'Goth' stamped into it? A: All in all, I'm quite satisfied. Q: How could you eat ALL the food for five people? A: I hat you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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