Pariah Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Irrelevancy is my greatest attribute. Q: What is Ralph Nader's campaign slogan? A: I don't see what all the fuss is about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is Ralph Nader's campaign slogan? A: I don't see what all the fuss is about. Q: Dude, you built a nuclear bomb out of a fire hydrant! Wth a screwdriver! A: This is not your grandfather's Sherman Tank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is not your grandfather's Sherman Tank. Q: Petawatt laser? Reactionless thrusters? Pressure hull and antimatter missiles? Fusion reactor power plant? Dude, this rocks. A: I'd rather have a hundred and thirty thousand Cossacks riding heavy war tyrannosauri. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Petawatt laser? Reactionless thrusters? Pressure hull and antimatter missiles? Fusion reactor power plant? Dude, this rocks. A: I'd rather have a hundred and thirty thousand Cossacks riding heavy war tyrannosauri. Q: Welcome to Tom's Crosstime Army Surplus. So, what can I do for you? 150 000 Mongols on Utahraptors? I can get you a good deal on those. A: Beware the Mighty Endowed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Beware the Mighty Endowed. Q: Owww! That Amazon just poked me in the eye! A: Brunettes on bicycles. With assault rifles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Brunettes on bicycles. With assault rifles. Q: What's the latest unit being planned for Red Alert 4? A: You poor old sod, you see it's only me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: You poor old sod' date=' you see it's only me.[/quote'] Q: Excuse me, do you know the way down to the bog? I need to warm my feet.... A: I really don't mind if you sit this one out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 27, 2008 Report Share Posted September 27, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I really don't mind if you sit this one out. Q: Would you care to do the tango, Mr. Sapp? A: The papers want to know whose shirts you wear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 28, 2008 Report Share Posted September 28, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Would you care to do the tango, Mr. Sapp? A: The papers want to know whose shirts you wear. Q: No, of course I haven't been to outer space, why would you ask that? A: I can see this has very limited use. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 28, 2008 Report Share Posted September 28, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I can see this has very limited use. Q: What did your girlfreind say that caused you to cry like that? A: You have got to hit them where it counts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 28, 2008 Report Share Posted September 28, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: You have got to hit them where it counts. Q: How do you become a dominant golfer? A: Look at me! I can be Centerfield! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 29, 2008 Report Share Posted September 29, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Look at me! I can be Centerfield! Q: I'm sorry, but we just drafted a great first baseman, so you're out of a job. A: I think that pug dog just gave me the evil eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted September 29, 2008 Report Share Posted September 29, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I'm sorry, but we just drafted a great first baseman, so you're out of a job. A: I think that pug dog just gave me the evil eye. Q: Hey Bob, how's things going with the "spay and neuter your pets" campaign? A: Oh, everything's just peachy...aside from the fact that there's a horde of Skellies laying seige to the town! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 29, 2008 Report Share Posted September 29, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey Bob, how's things going with the "spay and neuter your pets" campaign? A: Oh, everything's just peachy...aside from the fact that there's a horde of Skellies laying seige to the town! Q: What was the first line from the silly Skellies Fruit Candies ad? A: One lick and your hips will explode! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 29, 2008 Report Share Posted September 29, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: One lick and your hips will explode! Q: What line removes any doubt you're watching "Anita Blake, the Anime"? A: Zombie Bread: now 100% whole brains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What line removes any doubt you're watching "Anita Blake, the Anime"? A: Zombie Bread: now 100% whole brains. Q: Why are you certain this is a post-apocalyptic setting? A: He's DEAD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: He's DEAD! Q: He won't move, and he's starting to smell. What's wrong with this guy? A: Protest is futile: nothing seems to get through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Protest is futile: nothing seems to get through. Q: So you decided not to protest at Senator Obama's rally after all? A: You can't expect me to make that kind of a decision with so little notice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: You can't expect me to make that kind of a decision with so little notice. Q: The Russians are invading in fifteen seconds! Don't you think it's time to destroy the planet? A: Better Living Through Chemistry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Better Living Through Chemistry. Q: What was the proposed title for Timothy Leary's unauthorized biography? A: I canna' change the Laws o' Economics! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 1, 2008 Report Share Posted October 1, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I canna' change the Laws o' Economics! Q: Scotty, can you present this bailout package in a way that makes sense? A: It's his fault because he makes me look bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 1, 2008 Report Share Posted October 1, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Scotty, can you present this bailout package in a way that makes sense? A: It's his fault because he makes me look bad. Q: Bush and McCain, the day after the elections: A: The atomic theory of politics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 1, 2008 Report Share Posted October 1, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The atomic theory of politics. Q: It seems that every time we even look closely at the Presidential race, it changes. Is there some scientific reason for that? A: It doesn't take a rocket scientist to see how this is going to end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 1, 2008 Report Share Posted October 1, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It doesn't take a rocket scientist to see how this is going to end. Q: We've just achieved complete and total universal nuclear disarmament and now a giant asteroid is heading straight at Earth! A; lots and lots of rubble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 1, 2008 Report Share Posted October 1, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: We've just achieved complete and total universal nuclear disarmament and now a giant asteroid is heading straight at Earth! A; lots and lots of rubble. Q: What do you mean everyone's ancestor was named "Barney"? A: Don't move, or I WON'T shoot the purple dinosaur! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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