Basil Posted October 1, 2008 Report Share Posted October 1, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Don't move' date=' or I WON'T shoot the purple dinosaur![/quote'] Q: What's the proper way to use Barney as a hostage? A: He's not the kind you have to wind up on Sunday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 1, 2008 Report Share Posted October 1, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: He's not the kind you have to wind up on Sunday. Q: And what are the benefits of this model of Electric Monk? A: Come back as fire, burn all the liars, leave a blanket of ash on the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted October 1, 2008 Report Share Posted October 1, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Come back as fire' date=' burn all the liars, leave a blanket of ash on the ground.[/quote'] Q: What's a pyro's idea of the perfect after-life? A: Moths. Made out of denim. With glitter on their wings. And sharp steel teeth. On fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 2, 2008 Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Moths. Made out of denim. With glitter on their wings. And sharp steel teeth. On fire. Q: What the heck happened to my supersuit? A: I'm the Greatest Good you're ever gonna get! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted October 2, 2008 Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm the Greatest Good you're ever gonna get! Q: What's one of the worst metahuman pickup lines ever? A: Beetles. Hand-forged. Coated with flesh-rotting slime. With copper-wire antennae. Broadcasting on the FM band. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 2, 2008 Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Beetles. Hand-forged. Coated with flesh-rotting slime. With copper-wire antennae. Broadcasting on the FM band. Q: How do you explain the vast wasteland that is American radio? A: I somehow didn't expect the Elder Slugs to be quite like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 2, 2008 Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I somehow didn't expect the Elder Slugs to be quite like this. Q: All the vegetables are consumed, so all we have to eat is pizza and burgers? What kind of apocalypse is this? A: Her blood type is OMG negative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted October 2, 2008 Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Her blood type is OMG negative. Q: What makes you think she spends too much time posting to bulletin boards? A: Flies. Built out of depleted uranium. With sequins for wings. And armor-piercing mouth parts. That sing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 2, 2008 Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Flies. Built out of depleted uranium. With sequins for wings. And armor-piercing mouth parts. That sing. Q: How would you describe the latest batch of American Idol contestants? A: Okay, why don't we just give $50 million to every bank executive, instead? It'll be cheaper! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 2, 2008 Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Okay' date=' why don't we just give $50 million to every bank executive, instead? It'll be cheaper![/quote'] Q: Do you have any other plans for rewardiung failure? A: Because rewarding failure punishes success. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 2, 2008 Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Because rewarding failure punishes success. Q: HOw do you describe the Liberals school policy the last 30 years? A: Eternal combustion engine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 2, 2008 Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Eternal combustion engine Q: What caused your car to catch fire? A: It's a bad day to be a brewer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What caused your car to catch fire? A: It's a bad day to be a brewer. Q: Did you hear that they can now make artificial beer out of garbage? A: That's not water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's not water. Q: Fire! FIRE! It's burning up my apartment! Quick, someone pour bourbon on it! Put it out! PUT IT OUT!! A: It's no big deal, really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's no big deal' date=' really.[/quote'] Q: What do you mean Joe has a Royal Flush? A: I will choose Free Will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I will choose Free Will. Q: Do you want MegaBucks William with its pricetag and unreliability, or Open Source William which is at least as good but there's no incompetent hand-holding expensive but worthless security blanket support contract? A: Oh. Oh, I'm sorry, this is Abuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Oh. Oh' date=' I'm sorry, this is Abuse.[/quote'] Q: Why do you keep hitting me with a stick? Why? A: The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 4, 2008 Report Share Posted October 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why do you keep hitting me with a stick? Why? A: The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. Q: What put you in the hospital? A: My Phalanx is made of Phail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 4, 2008 Report Share Posted October 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: My Phalanx is made of Phail. Q: PHilostocles! Why haven't you taken Philadelphia from the Philistines? A: The hare of the doge that hit you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 4, 2008 Report Share Posted October 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The hare of the doge that hit you. Q: What did you get for an insurance settlement from my hit and run in Venice? A; They should be bright orange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 4, 2008 Report Share Posted October 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A; They should be bright orange. Q: They're the latest craze! Don't you like these blue oranges? A: We've all got our junk, and my junk is you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 4, 2008 Report Share Posted October 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: They're the latest craze! Don't you like these blue oranges? A: We've all got our junk, and my junk is you. Q: Lyrics from My Chinese Yacht: A: This is my barricade. And this is my shotgun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 4, 2008 Report Share Posted October 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: [/i]This is my barricade. And this is my shotgun. Q: What's the worst imaginable thing to tell the police? A: And that's how we transform dinosaurs into crude oil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 4, 2008 Report Share Posted October 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: And that's how we transform dinosaurs into crude oil. Q: Man, that geology lecture lasted forever! A: Just hit it with a brick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 5, 2008 Report Share Posted October 5, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Man' date=' that geology lecture lasted [i']forever[/i]! A: Just hit it with a brick! Q: Sir, the Cockroach is tap-dancing again! A: I don't think that's going to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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