Uber Posted September 13, 2008 Report Share Posted September 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you get when you cross the Teletubbies and Rambo? Q: Where do we want to send Barney? A: Look! Up in the sky! It's a Bird!?! It's a Plane?!? It's got no parachute? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 13, 2008 Report Share Posted September 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Look! Up in the sky! It's a Bird!?! It's a Plane?!? It's got no parachute? Q: Have you seen Captain Anvil? A: Broken beyond any possible hope of repair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 14, 2008 Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Broken beyond any possible hope of repair. Q: I just saw Cthulhu! Any thoughts on my sanity? A: That hurts! I think you shouldn't do it again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 14, 2008 Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: That hurts! I think you shouldn't do it again. Q: Hey, thanks for holding my pet porcupine! A: Not for all the tea in China. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 15, 2008 Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not for all the tea in China. Q: So when are you going to give up coffee? A: Come here! We've got pizza! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 15, 2008 Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So when are you going to give up coffee? A: Come here! We've got pizza! Q: What is the mating call of the female nerd? A: That was an entirely unnecessary explanation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 15, 2008 Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: That was an entirely unnecessary explanation. Q: You mean you didn't want to hear about my hemorrhoid surgery? A: Everything's better with cornmeal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 15, 2008 Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Everything's better with cornmeal. Q: What's the biggest problem about living with the founding father of Otis' House of Fried Catfish? A: If you can hold your breath for eight weeks at a stretch, it's really an easy job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 15, 2008 Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: If you can hold your breath for eight weeks at a stretch' date=' it's really an easy job.[/quote'] Q: So what's it like being a plumber at Sealab? A: Protecting our precious bodily fluids. That's why we're nuking Russia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So what's it like being a plumber at Sealab? A: Protecting our precious bodily fluids. That's why we're nuking Russia. Q: What ten words provide all adequate requirement for relieving a superior? A: It's a very, very big gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 17, 2008 Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a very' date=' very big gun.[/quote'] Q: What do you mean, the Large Hadron Collider has military applications? A: He stands six foot six and weighs ninety pounds; you can't miss him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 17, 2008 Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: He stands six foot six and weighs ninety pounds; you can't miss him. Q: Huh? My arch-nemesis is Captain Famine? Never heard of him before. Know anything about him? A: His sidekick is Obesity Lass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 17, 2008 Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Huh? My arch-nemesis is Captain Famine? Never heard of him before. Know anything about him? A: His sidekick is Obesity Lass. Q: Why have you put Well-Built Man so far down the pile of possible recruits? A: Just Before. There is no After. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 17, 2008 Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Just Before. There is no After. Q: When can I have Jam relative to today? A: It doesn't matter that I set things on fire. I'm expressing my spirituality! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It doesn't matter that I set things on fire. I'm expressing my spirituality! Q: Did you just burn down a mosque?! A: Yea, he caught it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did you just burn down a mosque?! A: Yea, he caught it! Q: Private, was that the sarge who was just blown to smithereens by a hand grenade? A: I'm Lord Xenu, and i approve this message. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm Lord Xenu' date=' and i approve this message.[/quote'] Q: Are you sure you want this ad to say "Vote for me and I'll tie the human race to an active volcano and discharge an atomic bomb just to be sure?" A: I am Donald Duck, and I approve this message. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I am Donald Duck' date=' and I approve this message.[/quote'] Q: What does "QWAAAAAAAAAKKK!! QWAKQWAKQUAKQUAKAAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKK!!" mean? A: See, there's a difference between "erotic" and "in poor taste", though you rarely find someone who knows what it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: See' date=' there's a difference between "erotic" and "in poor taste", though you rarely find someone who knows what it is.[/quote'] Q: Why on Earth would you bring a bottle of horseradish to bed? A: I have no doubt there is a reason for this duck in the reactor core. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why on Earth would you bring a bottle of horseradish to bed? A: I have no doubt there is a reason for this duck in the reactor core. Q: Why do you feel you need more doubt in your life? A: Because the fusion bomb is musing on the meaning of life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Because the fusion bomb is musing on the meaning of life. Q: Why is your Philosophy professor having you watch Dark Star? A: Get out. It's too bloody early for you to be here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 19, 2008 Report Share Posted September 19, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Get out. It's too bloody early for you to be here. Q: What is everyone tempted to say to the Grim Reaper? A: Too stupid to live, too stupid to die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted September 20, 2008 Report Share Posted September 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is everyone tempted to say to the Grim Reaper? A: Too stupid to live, too stupid to die. Q: Did you hear about the suicide bomber who mistook a turkey timer for a detonator? A: No, that has six eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted September 22, 2008 Report Share Posted September 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' that has [i']six [/i]eyes. Q: Hey, look at that thing! It's a Squalian Twenty-eyed Glortnib! A: Vanilla-flavored chocolate cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 22, 2008 Report Share Posted September 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Vanilla-flavored chocolate cookies. Q: Name a dessert that misses the point? A: The hate is physical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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