Basil Posted October 21, 2008 Report Share Posted October 21, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: But I just jerked the beef! Q: I told ya, if ya got a beef wit dat jerk, talk ta him. I hates ta ask, but whatcha do instead, lame-brain? A: Picks up Gideon's bible, open at page one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I told ya, if ya got a beef wit dat jerk, talk ta him. I hates ta ask, but whatcha do instead, lame-brain? A: Picks up Gideon's bible, open at page one. Q: How did you work out he had some time on his hands, Holmes? A: The CHEEZE Machine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The CHEEZE Machine! Q: Describe Foxbat's latest Master Plan in three words or less. A: The fabulous flying wombat store! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The fabulous flying wombat store! Q: OK, I've got the fifty bucks. Now where am I going to find a marsupial at 30,000 feet? A: And that was the News for Grizzly Bears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: And that was the News for Grizzly Bears. Q: Roar! Growl growl roar! Rooooooooooar! Grunt. A: I've never seen such complete gibberish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Roar! Growl growl roar! Rooooooooooar! Grunt. A: I've never seen such complete gibberish. Q: There! I've created a synthesis of Dutch, Basque and Swahili! What do you think? A: One kills you. One mkes you wish you were dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: There! I've created a synthesis of Dutch, Basque and Swahili! What do you think? A: One kills you. One mkes you wish you were dead. Q: What smart alec answer to the question 'what is the difference between The Bunny and Death Tribble' got Sundog disembowled by both posters ? A: You know, that's been your problem from the very beginning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: You know' date=' that's been your problem from the very beginning[/quote'] Q: How long does it take for Mightybec to log in here and answer the important questions on what to do in my life? A: I have my beer. I have my howitzer. I can use them at the same time. Life has never been better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How long does it take for Mightybec to log in here and answer the important questions on what to do in my life? A: I have my beer. I have my howitzer. I can use them at the same time. Life has never been better. Q: What is the Death Tribble mantra? A: He speaks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: He speaks! Q: How does a child convey his needs, wants and desires to his parents? A: I found an island in your heart, a country in your smile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I found an island in your heart' date=' a country in your smile.[/quote'] Q: Okay, you've seen me put all 200 points in my VPP into Growth. What do you think? A: 'Enormous' isn't necessarily a compliment in this context. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 25, 2008 Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: 'Enormous' isn't necessarily a compliment in this context. Q: Do you think that I could use "enormous" when I meet Grond tomorrow? A: Bring in the Navajos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 25, 2008 Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Bring in the Navajos. Q: How do we make the answers in this political debate enven more unintelligible. A: The whozit got hold of the thingamabob, and completely bumfuzzled the whatchamacallit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 25, 2008 Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The whozit got hold of the thingamabob' date=' and completely bumfuzzled the whatchamacallit.[/quote'] Q: What did Foxbat say went wrong with his Master Plan this time? A: You're nothing more than a large pair of scrubs to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 25, 2008 Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: You're nothing more than a large pair of scrubs to me. Q: So, what do you really think of Brillo Girl? A: Adapted for parrots by Joey-Boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 25, 2008 Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, what do you really think of Brillo Girl? A: Adapted for parrots by Joey-Boy. Q: What will we see on Yu-Tyuub in the bio-engineered future? A: I don't care how many you have, I'm going to kill you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 27, 2008 Report Share Posted October 27, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't care how many you have' date=' I'm going to kill you![/quote'] Q: Isn't is great that I have six ***** like all Centauri? A: The Babylon Project was our last, best hope for peace. It failed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 27, 2008 Report Share Posted October 27, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Babylon Project was our last' date=' best hope for peace. [i']It failed.[/i] Q: What's with all the yelling? Doesn't anyone understand each other? A: It's possible. Extremely unlikely, but possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 27, 2008 Report Share Posted October 27, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's possible. Extremely unlikely' date=' but possible.[/quote'] Q: Can't we all just get along? A: I don't care who I gotta kiss, as long as I get to bust some heads at the end of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted October 27, 2008 Report Share Posted October 27, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't care who I gotta kiss' date=' as long as I get to bust some heads at the end of it.[/quote'] Q: What's the thug candidate's opinion of "meeting the people"? A: He sees his children jumping off, at stations one by one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 28, 2008 Report Share Posted October 28, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: He sees his children jumping off' date=' at stations one by one.[/quote'] Q: What does George Jetson witness every time he takes the subway? A: Become a Knight and you'll go far, in suspenders and a bra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 28, 2008 Report Share Posted October 28, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Become a Knight and you'll go far' date=' in suspenders and a bra.[/quote'] Q: Other than lumberjack, what occupation would you recommend for someone who wants to sleep all night and work all day? A: Everybody has something to hide, except for me and my monkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 28, 2008 Report Share Posted October 28, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Everybody has something to hide' date=' except for me and my monkey.[/quote'] Q: Why does evcerybody wear more clothes than you, Tarzan? A: It's a unique sort of pain that only a select few can experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 29, 2008 Report Share Posted October 29, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why does evcerybody wear more clothes than you, Tarzan? A: It's a unique sort of pain that only a select few can experience. Q: Why are you having your pineal gland drawn out through your navel? A: This is Doctor Kwak. He will be your Surgeon for the rest of your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 30, 2008 Report Share Posted October 30, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is Doctor Kwak. He will be your Surgeon for the rest of your life. Q: Is it bad that this fortune cookie I got from the hospital cafeteria said I only have fifty-three minutes to live? A: I did it all for the bunny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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