Michael Hopcroft Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: She's a yard sale deva Q: Why is it only five bucks for this Hindu idol? A: Atomic Penguin or no, it must be DESTROYED! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Atomic Penguin or no' date=' it must be DESTROYED![/quote'] Q: You can't shoot that! Don't you know that's an endangered species? A: I've seen this song and dance before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You can't shoot that! Don't you know that's an endangered species? A: I've seen this song and dance before. Q: What's the problem with the McCain/Palin Variety Show? A: I would call that excessive, yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the problem with the McCain/Palin Variety Show? A: I would call that excessive, yes. Q. So I hate the Dallas Cowboys ! Blowing up Dallas with atomic weapons is perfectly ok isn't it ? A: I'm through with chasing monsters in the dark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q. So I hate the Dallas Cowboys ! Blowing up Dallas with atomic weapons is perfectly ok isn't it ? A: I'm through with chasing monsters in the dark Q: Why have you strapped Halogen lights on every exposed piece of skin? A: "Large" is not the appropriate term. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: "Large" is not the appropriate term. Q: Should I lend you the forklift for that pizza? A: Love your neighbor until their spouse comes home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Should I lend you the forklift for that pizza? A: Love your neighbor until their spouse comes home. Q: What's the "Casanova Doctrine"? A: Ah, no, that's the "Vasectomy Doctrine". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Ah' date=' no, that's the "Vasectomy Doctrine".[/quote'] Q: That's a weird orange juice ad. "All the juice, none of the seeds." A: Everything will work as long as we can sell the Chinese back their poisonous cat food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Everything will work as long as we can sell the Chinese back their poisonous cat food. Q: How are we going to rid China of all these cats? A: There's blood on the streets, it's up to my ankles! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 17, 2008 Report Share Posted October 17, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: There's blood on the streets' date=' it's up to my ankles![/quote'] Q: What was the veterinarian complaining about after performing surgery on Clifford, the Big Red Dog? A: Nothing's perfect. Not even her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 17, 2008 Report Share Posted October 17, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was the veterinarian complaining about after performing surgery on Clifford, the Big Red Dog? A: Nothing's perfect. Not even her. Q: Why aren't you down on your knees begging to be allowed to serve her, Cynicism Man? A: The Beholder is in the eye of Beauty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 17, 2008 Report Share Posted October 17, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Beholder is in the eye of Beauty. Q: Isn't she the most attractive Dungeon Master on Earth? A: The All-Time Winner has got him by the *****. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 18, 2008 Report Share Posted October 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Isn't she the most attractive Dungeon Master on Earth? A: The All-Time Winner has got him by the *****. Q: Why is this year's winner crying? A: They used razor blades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted October 18, 2008 Report Share Posted October 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is this year's winner crying? A: They used razor blades. Q: How do those emos get all those cuts all over their arms? A: What an awful dream...Mr. Sandman's a dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 18, 2008 Report Share Posted October 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: What an awful dream...Mr. Sandman's a dick. Q: Why are you so mad at Richard Sandman? A: If we took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 18, 2008 Report Share Posted October 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: If we took the bones out' date=' it wouldn't be crunchy![/quote'] Q: Why on earth would you want to create a boneless zombie? A: Eggs, cheese, tomatoes, green peppers, and a little yellow cake uranium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Eggs' date=' cheese, tomatoes, green peppers, and a little yellow cake uranium.[/quote'] Q: What does Firestorm the Nuclear Man garnish his burgers with? A: And that is one of the chief advantages of being Metamorpho's girlfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What does Firestorm the Nuclear Man garnish his burgers with? A: And that is one of the chief advantages of being Metamorpho's girlfriend. Q: So, unlike Elongated man, he can change texture too? A: No, that's just steam. He's inventing something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' that's just steam. He's inventing something.[/quote'] Q: Did someone just set Gryo Gearloose on fire? A: I am Krosp, Emperor of Cats! Behold my works, Ye Mighty, and despair! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I am Krosp' date=' Emperor of Cats! Behold my works, Ye Mighty, and despair![/quote'] Q: What gives with these acres and acres covered with piles of shredded upholstery? A: And if you were to enfilade him on the right, you'd get flank steak! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: And if you were to enfilade him on the right' date=' you'd get flank steak![/quote'] Q: And how do you propose to win the war against the King of the Minotaurs? A: Oh, that's just the kelp. Nothing to worry about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 20, 2008 Report Share Posted October 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: And how do you propose to win the war against the King of the Minotaurs? A: Oh, that's just the kelp. Nothing to worry about. Q: I hate to mention it, but something green is climbing into the boat... A: What part of "Highly Venomous" escapes you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 20, 2008 Report Share Posted October 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: What part of "Highly Venomous" escapes you? Q: Mommy! It's my turn to play with da cobwa! Why won't you let me play with da cobwa? Mommy? A: We can't leave the stadium until the game's over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 20, 2008 Report Share Posted October 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: We can't leave the stadium until the game's over. Q: Why are there people with machine guns at all the exits? A: You're not going to fool me with THAT old trick again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 20, 2008 Report Share Posted October 20, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are there people with machine guns at all the exits? A: You're not going to fool me with THAT old trick again! Q: Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat! A: But I just jerked the beef! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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