Pariah Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: So what if it's a 75-foot dragon? It's just too darn cute to slay. Q - What finally convinced the rest of the party that the Bard had to die? A - I'd rather have a pitchfork in my brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - I'd rather have a pitchfork in my brain. Q: Would anyone like to watch Gone With the Wind? A: That was the day that the Earth hiccuped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Would anyone like to watch Gone With the Wind? A: That was the day that the Earth hiccuped. Q: That was the day that the Earth was a whale. A: Nah, I'll just watch my money. It'll be near enough to the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Nah' date=' I'll just watch my money. It'll be near enough to the same.[/quote'] A: How would you like to just stare off into the empty void for a while? Q: Intent does not often equal results. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 22, 2010 Report Share Posted July 22, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: How would you like to just stare off into the empty void for a while? Q: Intent does not often equal results. A: I didn't intend to blow up the moon! Q: "Shoot for the Moon", they said. "It'll get you far", they said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 22, 2010 Report Share Posted July 22, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: "Shoot for the Moon", they said. "It'll get you far", they said. Q: Dr. bowman. How do you like being the first man to orbit Jupiter? A: I'm making sure that people 10 years from now think someone died here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 22, 2010 Report Share Posted July 22, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm making sure that people 10 years from now think someone died here. Q: OK, Incredible Stink, why are you filling the room with that awful stench? A: Man, you've been a naughty boy -- you've let your face grow long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 22, 2010 Report Share Posted July 22, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: OK, Incredible Stink, why are you filling the room with that awful stench? A: Man, you've been a naughty boy -- you've let your face grow long. Q: Why is everyone staring at me? I'm just a puppet who became a real live boy! A: The stench of the stink that stunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 22, 2010 Report Share Posted July 22, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: The stench of the stink that stunk. Q: You say the Grinch was here? How can you tell? A: Now is not a good time to feed the 400-pound electric-yellow porcupine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 22, 2010 Report Share Posted July 22, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You say the Grinch was here? How can you tell? A: Now is not a good time to feed the 400-pound electric-yellow porcupine. Q: The Green Lanterns are coming! The Green Lanterns are coming! A: Well, at least he gave it back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 22, 2010 Report Share Posted July 22, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Well' date=' at least he gave it back.[/quote'] Q: The sword swallower took your throat? A: Death to all those who would whimper and cry! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 22, 2010 Report Share Posted July 22, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: The sword swallower took your throat? A: Death to all those who would whimper and cry! Q: We're really bad guys and we're here to make you all die! (PS: I think someone already did that one) A: Oh, you think that's so impressive, do you? Well, *I* swallow *Axes*! Hah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Oh' date=' you think that's so impressive, do you? Well, *I* swallow *Axes*! Hah![/quote'] Q: Did you know I am only one of a handful of sword swallowers left in the world? A: That isn't very impressive when you only do the handles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 22, 2010 Report Share Posted July 22, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did you know I am only one of a handful of sword swallowers left in the world? A: That isn't very impressive when you only do the handles. Q: Look! I made you a bike! Well, some of a bike. It's bike-like, anyway A: And I can certainly see why! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 22, 2010 Report Share Posted July 22, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: And I can certainly see why! Q: What did the Doctor say when he cleaned his glasses? A: Hey, a Goth Girl's gotta work somewhere and it beats prostitution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 22, 2010 Report Share Posted July 22, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Hey' date=' a Goth Girl's gotta work somewhere and it beats prostitution.[/quote'] Q: You're a forensics expert? For the NAVY? You've got to be kidding! A: In my expert opinion, this man died of extreme personal idiocy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 23, 2010 Report Share Posted July 23, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: In my expert opinion' date=' this man died of extreme personal idiocy.[/quote'] Q: Why are there all these question marks around this body? A: Irish + Scotsman = WHAT!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 23, 2010 Report Share Posted July 23, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Irish + Scotsman = WHAT!!! Q: What's the House of Windsor's worst nightmare? A: Who died and made me King? My father, the last King. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 24, 2010 Report Share Posted July 24, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Who died and made me King? My father' date=' the [i']last[/i] King. Q - Okay, if some watery tart didn't hand you a sword, what gives you the right to wield supreme executive power? A - No. I prefer pi and the square root of seventeen, thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 24, 2010 Report Share Posted July 24, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q - Okay, if some watery tart didn't hand you a sword, what gives you the right to wield supreme executive power? A - No. I prefer pi and the square root of seventeen, thanks. Q: Would that be "How do you feel about rational numbers?" A: You dunderhead! I just won the election! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: You dunderhead! I just won the election! Q: What did Obama say to Blagojevich? A: The cosmic dull-drums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: The cosmic dull-drums. Q: How did the Doctor refer to Time Lord cocktail parties? A: I came all the way across the galaxy to get here, only to find you're all out of Cheetos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How did the Doctor refer to Time Lord cocktail parties? A: I came all the way across the galaxy to get here, only to find you're all out of Cheetos. Q: Welcome to CheetoMart, how may I help you? A: Deadly dull and you can't even get drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Welcome to CheetoMart, how may I help you? A: Deadly dull and you can't even get drunk. Q: Welcome back, how was Jury Duty? A: "Dammit Rudolph, I said 'land us on the Schmidt house.'" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: "Dammit Rudolph' date=' I said '[i']land us on the[/i] Schmidt house.'" Q: But Santa... I can't land on a latrine! It's too small. Are you crazy? A: High winds make for poor hearing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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