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...is Babe the Blue Ox really that much of a stretch?

 

I just had a passing thought. Can you imagine just how HUGE BtBO's cowpats would have been? At least you wouldn't have to worry about stepping in one (unless you're Paul Bunyan), but you might have a long hike ahead to detour around one.

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I just had a passing thought. Can you imagine just how HUGE BtBO's cowpats would have been? At least you wouldn't have to worry about stepping in one (unless you're Paul Bunyan)' date=' but you might have a long hike ahead to detour around one.[/quote']

 

passing thought? was that a pun?

 

And yes, the meadow muffins in question were quite large - what do you think most US inner cities were built on top of? :rolleyes:

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An actual superhero soap opera about the behind-the-scenes drama of a group like the Avengers.

 

Who Wants To Be A Superhero with the prize being actual powers.

 

A living statue consisting of two lovers who agreed to make out in a bubble of slowed time which will last for centuries.

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Lots of concern, and testing of superhumans in professional sports. Worries about events being influenced by those with mind control, mental illusion, or telekenesis.

 

 

Vegas paying top dollar for those with the ability to detect the same.

 

Conswtruction firms seeking mutant specialists. Those with very limited powers (ie, only the ability to lift heavy things, but not true brick), or a low level eb guy getting job as a welder.

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  • Space shuttle program scrapped in favor of Rocketman, able to place satellites right where you want them.
  • Weather disasters such as drought and wildfires considered easily solvable.
  • Huge population increases due to far better health care, availability of food and water, clean air, etc.
  • Several historical wars in which super-atrocities were committed. Vows to never forget.
  • Energy shortage? What energy shortage?
  • Either 1) far more equitable distribution of wealth or 2) far more inequitable distribution of wealth.
  • Brain drain from finance to humanities. New and innovative teaching techniques lead to extremely powerful teachers.
  • Colonies on the Moon and on Mars. Deep space exploration in high gear. Many really want to get away from it all.

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A boom in Spandex sales.

 

Not to mention, with all that Spandex lots more packages and camel toes on display. Seriously, consider the results of having a large base of super hero super-fans dressing like their idols. Spandex might look good on Mighty Guy but what about Flabby McFanboy, whose only super power is an ability to hoover up cheap burritos? :idjit:

 

More seriously we'd... Um. Serious... I'll have to have a think and get back to you on that.

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A restraining order against Carbonation-Man from using his powers until he can prove he's carbon-neutral.

 

Animal Control officers frequently outwitted by intelligent dogs and cats.

 

Civil rights marches for the escaped rats from NIMN.

 

Superguy fined for failing to clean up after supermutt left a steamer on the Dog Catcher's front porch.

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Animal Control officers frequently outwitted by intelligent dogs and cats.

 

When I played "Rex the Wonder Dog" he had "hunted by dog catcher" as a ZERO point disadvantage.

 

Superguy fined for failing to clean up after supermutt left a steamer on the Dog Catcher's front porch.

 

Did anyone see supermutt do it? If not, what are they going to do, send the "material" to the crime lab for analysis? I don't think that you can get much usefull for Identification from poo.

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Superguy fined for failing to clean up after supermutt left a steamer on the Dog Catcher's front porch.

 

Did anyone see supermutt do it? If not, what are they going to do, send the "material" to the crime lab for analysis? I don't think that you can get much usefull for Identification from poo.

 

I think you could get DNA off of that. On the other hand, I'm pretty sure it would be pretty low on the crime lab's list of priorities. On the third hand, trickle-down superscience could mean the lab could do CSI-style 60-second DNA tests and get through that list a lot faster.

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