Badger Posted June 8, 2017 Report Share Posted June 8, 2017 dont spend a day in the laundromat if you are a germaphobe, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 11, 2017 Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 As amusing and formally correct as it might be, I advise against making fifteen consecutive identical "I am Groot." posts to the random movie lines thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 18, 2017 Report Share Posted June 18, 2017 You are trying to work too hard. Go back and think it through more clearly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 18, 2017 Report Share Posted June 18, 2017 Three hours in the laboratory can save you fifteen minutes of reading the lab procedure before you get there. Netzilla, Lawnmower Boy and Cancer 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted June 18, 2017 Report Share Posted June 18, 2017 screw lab procedure, just wing it. (ok probably bad advice) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 Never bring a gun to a food fight. Not even a squirt gun, unless it's a soaker type that delivers at least a cup per shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 Don't dig for water under the outhouse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 Don't tread on an ant, he's done nothing to you. There may come a time when he's treading on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 Don't dig for water under the outhouse. Probably shouldn't dig under an outhouse, water or not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 Digging under an outhouse is often necessary if you want to keep using it in the long term. Furthermore what you dig out from under there can be quite useful in agriculture. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 3, 2017 Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 Unless the instrument has been set up and checked by a professional, never look at the Sun through any sort of telescope. Even then, make the pro look first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 3, 2017 Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 I once saw a warning sign at a lab that read, "Don't look into laser with remaining eye". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted August 3, 2017 Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 A standard optical engineering joke. In some labs they literally wear eyepatches to make sure they'll only lose one eye at a time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 3, 2017 Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 Unplug the jukebox and do us all a favour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 4, 2017 Report Share Posted August 4, 2017 Never play craps with a guy who brings his own dice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 4, 2017 Report Share Posted August 4, 2017 It's so sad when you're young to be told you're having fun Lawnmower Boy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 10, 2017 Report Share Posted August 10, 2017 Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter, because nobody listens. Old Man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 Digging under an outhouse is often necessary if you want to keep using it in the long term. Furthermore what you dig out from under there can be quite useful in agriculture. Good points, I should add "without a plan" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 Never play craps with a guy who brings his own dice. Unless it is my rpg dice, then the other guy will always win Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 Never eat Korean barbecue while wearing a white dress shirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 In God we trust. All others pay cash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 Never date a porn star. As the one thing worse than not knowing where something has been, is knowing where something has been Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 Don't date strippers either. The profession attracts some unfortunately damaged personalities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcw43921 Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 Never date a porn star. As the one thing worse than not knowing where something has been, is knowing where something has been Don't date strippers either. The profession attracts some unfortunately damaged personalities. I disagree. To begin with, porn stars and other sex workers, especially those in the Nevada brothels, are tested regularly for sexually transmitted diseases and other health issues. If they test positive for anything, they don't work. If they don't work, they don't get paid. If they don't get paid, they need to find another line of work right quick. Sex with a porn star is much safer than sex with some stranger with whose sexual history you are unfamiliar. (Safest of all is sex with a monogamous partner, but that's beside my point.) More than that, the attitude is a perpetuation of the whole "Madonna-Whore" nonsense that women have had to put up with throughout history, and should have been ditched a long time ago in the efforts to accord women full legal and social equality. To expect, to insist that a woman remain a virgin until she marries is not only relegating her to secondary status, it is also thoroughly unrealistic. Now I haven't had any experience with strippers or other sex professionals outside of their working environment--strip clubs, massage parlors, etc--so I won't challenge whatever first-hand experience you may have. But adult entertainment is not the only profession that attracts emotionally damaged people. Lenny Bruce, Freddie Prinze, John Belushi, Chris Farley--all destroyed themselves, deliberately or otherwise, through drugs and alcohol. Yet no one suggests that we shouldn't date comedians.The same goes for actors, musicians, athletes--and that's just in the entertainment professions. Then there are the professions whose high levels of stress create not only emotional damage, but physical damage--military, police, firefighting, commercial transport (airline piloting, etc.), stock trading, medicine--and that's off the top of my head. But I've never heard anyone suggest that people shouldn't date soldiers, or cops, or firefighters, or whatever. Just my thoughts on the subject--take them as you will. Cygnia 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 1, 2017 Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 Do not eat the yellow snow. Be told. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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