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It is at least theoretically possible that Josh McCown could be on the Broncos' roster (or any NFL roster) next year. Brock Osweiler's best bet to play next season is as Johnny Manzeil's backup in Hamilton.

 

Orange vs. Blue

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Burrito, because we don't have a board member named 'Taco Boy' (even if he is a Chargers and Red Wings fan).

 

Which Is More Fun Tonight?

Watching the $EC National Championship game vs. Grading 200+ final exams

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Saw some Pink Ladies at the market yesterday.  Very pretty apple.  Haven't actually eaten either.  I'm a fan of Fuji apples personally.

 

 

Oldfangled Apple varieties:

 

Computer vs. Records.

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One of the computers I learned to program on was an Apple IIe.* Fond memories....

 

Potent Combustibles:

Nitrocellulose (guncotton) vs. Samsung cell phone batteries

 

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*The other was a TI 99/4-A.

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5 hours ago, Pariah said:

One of the computers I learned to program on was an Apple IIe.* Fond memories....

 

Potent Combustibles:

Nitrocellulose (guncotton) vs. Samsung cell phone batteries

 

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*The other was a TI 99/4-A.

 

Jules Verne never got from the Earth to the Moon with cell phone batteries.

 

Rams:

 

Sheep vs cars vs battering

 

Lucius Alexander

 

Did the palindromedary eat my tagline?

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8 hours ago, Cancer said:

Slitting your wrists with rusty chainsaw that's out of gas.

 

Newfangled apple varieties: honeycrisp versus pink lady

 

I like green apples, whichever ones they are.

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5 hours ago, Cancer said:

Mars:

 

Red planet or candy?

 

Red planet, because it inspired the greatest piece of music ever written in 5/4 time (with the possible exception of the work of one Paul Desmond).*

 

Interplanetary Mayhem:

Mars vs. Venus

 

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* "Mars, the Bringer of War" from Gustav Holst's orchestral suite The Planets and "Take Five" by the Dave Brubeck Quartet, respectively.

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5 minutes ago, BoloOfEarth said:

 

What's gonna kill humanity: 

 

Nukes vs. Mother Nature (global climate change) vs. Alien Invasion

 

I get to pick? Aliens.  Then at least someone is around to remember us.

 

Pluto the Dog vs a Venus Flytrap.

 

Lucius Alexander

 

And a palindromedary vs a Mars bar

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5 hours ago, Pariah said:

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TV On the Radio:

WKRP in Cincinnati vs. News Radio

 

WKRP because it was funnier, but News Radio did tell us who D.B. Cooper really was.

 

Delta House vs. Saved by the Bell

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40 minutes ago, Pariah said:

 

I never saw either one of them. :P

 

Sneaky Sneaky:

Invisibility vs. Teleportation

 

 

 

They're both very good.

 

Teleport because I'm a Star Trek fan.

 

Speaking of which

 

Number One vs. Nurse Chapel

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