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On 10/5/2018 at 1:30 PM, death tribble said:

Coffee beans from Brazil or Coffee beans from Costa Rica

 

I'm going with Costa Rica, although I confess I don't know beans about coffee.

 

Staff meetings vs. Staph infection 

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30 minutes ago, Pariah said:

Staff meetings vs. Staph infection 

 

So far, antibiotics can still cure nearly all staph infections, and while fighting one off, you can take a sick day or two.  Staff meetings make you *want* to take sick days off.

 

Rubrics versus Rubella.

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1 hour ago, Cancer said:

Rubrics versus Rubella.

 

Rubella can be prevented by a simple inoculation. Rubrics, not so much.

 

Less Likely To Be True:

Claims of alien visitations to Earth vs. Excuses students give for having missed exam day

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55 minutes ago, Pariah said:

Less Likely To Be True:

Claims of alien visitations to Earth vs. Excuses students give for having missed exam day

 

Students produce fictions whether they are trying to or not!  By contrast, alien visitations prior to about 7000 BC can be neither confirmed nor dismissed.

 

Nasty sexist stereotypes at pot-luck meals:

 

Professional women bringing tabbouleh  versus  doofus men bringing Pop-Tarts and beer

 

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Fun fact: I had to memorize that spell for a seventh grade Shakespeare recital and can still remember most of it.  Also, wool of bat is hard to find.  They don't carry it at the CVS down the street.

 

Candy corn is gross.  It's like sweetened wax.

 

 

Abracadabra vs. Hocus-Pocus

 

 

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