Starlord Posted October 19, 2023 Report Share Posted October 19, 2023 14 minutes ago, Cancer said: Had two different people today tell me they'd been in one of my physics classes, and met one of my former pre-med interviewees. I am beginning to be appalled at all the lives I've peed ontouched. We've told you before to stop touching your students.... Old Man and Lawnmower Boy 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 20, 2023 Report Share Posted October 20, 2023 Which is why I started peeing on them! Starlord 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 23, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2023 "She blinded me with science!" "That's because you weren't wearing your lab goggles, dumb***." Tom Cowan and Cancer 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 24, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2023 And what do you suppose greeted me after a week away from school with COVID-19? The worst report from a substitute I have ever had in my 15 years of teaching. 2A is not having a good day tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Cowan Posted October 24, 2023 Report Share Posted October 24, 2023 hmm, time for a pop quiz, 50 page essay test? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tombrown803 Posted October 24, 2023 Report Share Posted October 24, 2023 50 page essays? He wants to punish the students, not himself. He'd have to read all of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 24, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2023 They'd all use ChatGPT to write them anyway. I could give them a multiple choice quiz. The last time I wrote one of those in earnest, the class average was around 50%. And scanning bubble sheets is easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Cowan Posted October 24, 2023 Report Share Posted October 24, 2023 hmm, and you could use ChatGPT to write the 1k of multiple choices, right? LOL I had a teacher give use a one hour pop essay, then pitch them all in the trash in front of use. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 24, 2023 Report Share Posted October 24, 2023 Hmm. Rather than appeal to AI I might be able to populate the random text generator and appeal to entropy. Probably not quickly enough to help, though. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 26, 2023 Report Share Posted October 26, 2023 An AI use Bazza will approve of: reading charred scrolls from the ashes of Herculaneum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted October 26, 2023 Report Share Posted October 26, 2023 11 minutes ago, Cancer said: An AI use Bazza will approve of: reading charred scrolls from the ashes of Herculaneum Until we realize what those prayers will summon... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 27, 2023 Report Share Posted October 27, 2023 Shhh!!! They'll eat him first! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted October 27, 2023 Report Share Posted October 27, 2023 4 hours ago, Cancer said: An AI use Bazza will approve of: reading charred scrolls from the ashes of Herculaneum For the most part yes, I approve. 4 hours ago, Old Man said: Until we realize what those prayers will summon... 3 hours ago, Cancer said: Shhh!!! They'll eat him first! Yeah, no. We have an mutual beneficiary agreement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 27, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2023 If I see you copying someone else's work and specifically tell you to stop, and you go ahead and turn in an exact word-for-word copy of your BFF's assignment, what grade do you suppose is coming your way, hmm? Play silly-a$$ games, win silly-a$$ prizes. L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted October 28, 2023 Report Share Posted October 28, 2023 At least they didn't use ChatGPT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 28, 2023 Report Share Posted October 28, 2023 It is possible that they did, given the fragment of narrative there.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted October 29, 2023 Report Share Posted October 29, 2023 Maybe ChatGPT copied from the humans, first? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted October 29, 2023 Report Share Posted October 29, 2023 Yes, but who did the humans copy from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted October 29, 2023 Report Share Posted October 29, 2023 Aliens. Al is Aliens intelligence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 14, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2023 The moral of today's story: Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 14, 2023 Report Share Posted November 14, 2023 Ms. Ann Onymus doesn't cut it. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 16, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 Student: "What's the equation for this again?" Me: "That's what I'm asking you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 16, 2023 Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 Student: So you don’t know either? What kind of teacher are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted November 16, 2023 Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 Did you hear the joke about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO Old Man and Pariah 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 17, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2023 No, but I once told my class a joke about the noble gases. There was no reaction. Old Man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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