Starlord

A doctor had left his stethoscope on the car seat, and on the way to preschool his little girl picked it up and began playing with it. "Wonderful!" thought the doctor. "My daughter wants to follow in my footsteps!" Then the child spoke into the instrument: "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?"

Two Cajun pastors, Reverend Boudreaux and Reverend Thibodaux, were busy hammering a sign next to the road. It read, "Da end is near! Turn yo sef 'round afore it too late!"
 
As a car sped past them, the driver shouted out the window, "You religious nuts!"
 
The car rounded the curve, and the pastors heard a loud splash.
 
Boudreaux turned to Thibodaux and said, "I tole you it should jussay 'Bridge Out'."

A devout man prays to God one day.  "Please, God, let me win the lottery.  I promise to use the money to help others."

He doesn't win that week, so he prays again.  "God, I'm imploring you to let me win the lottery.  Think of all the good I could do to help Your children!"
 
After he again fails to win, he kneels and prays, "I'm imploring you, Lord, please let me win..."
 
At this point, a booming voice from above interrupts him.  "AT LEAST MEET ME HALF WAY AND BUY A TICKET!"

A man is talking to God and asks, "Is it true that, to you a million years is just a minute?"

"Yes," replies God.  "That is true."
 
"So to you, would a million dollars just be a penny?" the man asks with a slight smile.
 
"Again true."
 
With a crafty look, the man asks God, "So could you give me a penny?"
 
God replies, "Sure.  In a minute."

Well, obviously, I threw my shoe at the tv because that damn puppymonkeybaby commercial just...won't...die.

Well, obviously, I threw my shoe at the tv because that damn puppymonkeybaby commercial just...won't...die.

That's because you're not using them correctly...they're not for reading, they're for looking down your nose in disgust at someone and then taking them off dramatically for effect.

Now I just wonder if they have the writing chops to explain things.

I've always thought he received too much credit, but he is partially involved in the creation and the initial popularity of nearly all the most popular characters at Marvel.  He's also the central figure for the creation of the shared Marvel universe dynamic, overhaul of the comic book writing style, and nearly all the plotting and editing involved throughout the 60's and early 70's.  My main issue with him is he has actively devalued artist collaborations and sided with the company to suppress others contributions.
 
As to some of the other points - Lee is a camera hog and publicity hound (in some cases he leaves you with the impression he cares more about his next 'mandatory' cameo than he does about the movie....For example, WTF do you have to do with Deadpool, Stan?).  However, he freely admits this in all his interviews and still remains a fantastic ambassador for the comic book and superhero genre.

Threatened with progressives?  Is she related to Sean Hannity?

That's because you're not using them correctly...they're not for reading, they're for looking down your nose in disgust at someone and then taking them off dramatically for effect.

That's because you're not using them correctly...they're not for reading, they're for looking down your nose in disgust at someone and then taking them off dramatically for effect.

Except for Westworld.  

http://www.msn.com/en-us/movies/news/kurt-russell-cast-in-guardians-of-the-galaxy-vol-2/ar-BBpCcaC?ocid=ansmsnent11
 
Kurt Russell confirmed for GOTG2!

'Fortnight' is cooler to say than 'two weeks', how did it go out of style?

I'm expressing with my full capabilities
And now I'm living in correctional facilities
Cause some don't agree with how I do this
I get straight and meditate like a Buddhist
I'm dropping flavor, my behavior is hereditary
But my technique is very necessary
Blame it on Ice Cube, because he said it gets funky
When you got a subject and a predicate
Add it on a dope beat, and it'll make you think
Some suckers just tickle me pink, to my stomach
Cause they don't flow like this one
You know what? I won't hesitate to diss one
Or two before I'm through, so don't try to sing this
Some drop science, while I'm dropping English
Even if Yella, makes it a-capella
I still express, yo, I don't smoke weed or sess
Cause it's known to give a brother brain damage
And brain damage on the mic don't manage, nothing
But making a sucker and you equal
Don't be another sequel (Express yourself!)

Hey, has anyone heard from Kara and Rachel lately?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3440405/Titanic-replica-photos-compare-original-ship.html
 
New Titanic being built

How many punches does it take to get to the center of your face?