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Universo, because you cant get bigger than the universe Battle of the most entertaining: A soccer game vs. the lawn-mowing of a soccer field.

Beat them furiously on the head, too. For putting on that show.

Baseball, because I cant believe people like soccer better than it. In honor of the Twilight Zone: Enterprise crew (TOS) vs Gremlins (Gremlins)

Blue Devil because they've been to the Final Four Yeoman Rand vs. Ayn Rand Note: Hope I havent done that before, these ideas bounce in and out of my head.

Yeah, I noticed that (and the disgusting 28 and 31 year olds marrying the 15 year olds). ANd I hope I didn't unintentionally seem to dismiss the problem. I just remember in high school, it seemed most girls seem to be only interested in boys 2-3 years older (and vice-versa, obviously).

My mother was watching Law& Order: SVU reruns tonight, and one had Adam Driver as a stalker (who also lived with his mother)

Florida Man again? One thing did bother me a little about the way they did the story. The first couple of graphs are possibly a little misleading: How many of the marriages are what they speak of vs. 18 year olds marrying their 16 year old girlfriends. The latter while troublesome and damaging in their own right, is likely mutual youthful stupidity. Rather than 14 year old forcefully coerced into marrying some 35 year old piece of sleaze. I admit the 18/16 relationship makes me say "stupid kids" while 35/14 makes me say "someone should rip off that guy's _____" (not to mention I want to beat parents who would coerce their daughters into such a marriage with a big tree branch)

I actually would have said that. (now I'm scared that I am thinking like you)

COme to think of it, my mother mentions I punch the wall in my sleep , now and again. She also says now and again she hears "grumbling" from my room, as if I am having an incoherent argument.

disgust and hatred don't have to be mutually exclusive.

I can (albeit NSFW)

I do freely admit I am old-school with certain things. (which should be obvious to all by now ) The ironic thing is they'll still probably fine someone for wearing the wrong gloves, which has no logical reason to be offensive that I can see.

The h to h rule was needed, though I do wish it would be used with a little more sense, I've seen too many called on a defensive player who is already leaving their feet to tackle, when the receiver actually ducked their head into the other guy's helmet. You cant change direction in mid-air. And what the defense is actually allowed to do has already been severely neutered.

I was referring to both (or did I forget a comma ) To be honest, what I really hate is when it goes into the realm of taunting. Don't have any respect for that. (that and when way down, that is plain foolish, and I will stand on that)

Conan O'Brien vs Conan the Barbarian

Mansfield, her daughter became a detective on a crime drama

I agree to an extent. But, I don't see how losing by 3 TDs is more fun than losing by 4. If it is close, I don't mind it too much, within reason (Terrell Owens, the guy who wanted to be called by his number in Spanish, cough). They seem to take it to ridiculous levels even with the "restraints", as it is, though

Looks like the time is near for me to enter a new job as a creepy clown hunter, and rid the world of their evil. Roaming the country with a band of ruffians sharing my cause.

It loses since his actual form can be defeated by the Orkin Man. (Or my clown hatred kicks in and I slaughter both) Long John Silver vs Captain Hook

According to tonight's paper: They want to shorten OT, isn't it easy enough to get a tie since they altered sudden death? And loosing up celebrations? Oh dear Lord, why? Isnt dancing after scoring a TD when down 4 scores in the 4th annoying enough?

Arctic vs Anarctic

At your age is standing up a good idea for that? ANd briefs, boxers lends itself to too much movement.

Go-Bots vs Go-gurt

NY, but I'd hate to live in either (I'm a rural person)

Carnations, because they haven't been ruined by Valentine's Day Frank Welker (prolific voice actor*) vs Wes Welker *If you don't know who Frank Welker is, turn in your nerd card.