Re: The cranky thread
Dear tourists,
Welcome to our fair city. There's a lot to see and do here, and I hope you enjoy yourselves.
It can be a little confusing getting around, though. It's understandable that sometimes when you come across an escalator, elevator, or stairwell that you might not be sure if that's the way you need to go.
The place to make that decision, however, is *not* directly in front of said means of access. Please, if you aren't sure, kindly step aside and let those of us who know where they're going get by. Because some of us are getting to the point where we're just going to go through you, and none of us really want this.
Thank you,
A Local