Old Man

So I'm reading into this "Wild Shape" thing that you mentioned and it's... really not a good fit. If you're going to "take levels in Druid", then your character is a Druid. I rather suspect that Hands Jankus or whatever could use metal armor and a longsword if she felt like it, hasn't got an unusually high Ego score, and can't cast a whole lot of spells that don't involve shapeshifting.

Coming in 2017:

I would argue that this just proves class-based systems can't handle certain types of characters. You can't say a class-based system can handle Character X when the system's method of handling it is Calvinball.

Millions Mourn As Rocker/Activist Ted Nugent, Age 68, Found Alive

"And there is only one thing we say to Death: Not today."

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_winter#Nuclear_summer

Apparently she is out of surgery and recovering. Take that 2016!

(Just cutting and pasting from Wikipedia today.) 583 – Yohl Ik'nal acceded to the throne of the Maya city-state of Palenque. 1793 – French Revolution: The Royalist counterrevolutionary army was decisively defeated in the Battle of Savenay, although fighting continued in the War in the Vendée for years afterward. 1916 – First World War: Allied forces gained a strategic victory in the Battle of Magdhaba, located in the Sinai Peninsula. 1938 – A South African fisherman discovered the first living specimen of a coelacanth (pictured), long believed to be extinct. 1986 – Piloted by Dick Rutan and Jeana Yeager, the Rutan Voyager became the first aircraft to fly around the world without stopping or refueling, landing at Edwards Air Force Base in California after a nine-day trip.

Jesus, 2016, cut it out already. It's not funny.

I'd really rather Trump pick up a weapon and go deal with ISIS in person.

I'm not sure that second sentence really factors into his analysis.

Ironically a Magus is what I played that one time. Kind of a weird class. I remember I had to switch his preferred weapon from a spear to a rapier, and I had to make him a particular shade of elf in order to get a certain ability I needed, and I was going to have to use a hell of a lot of Shocking Grasp, because Shocking Rapier is how a Magus stays competitive. So I was able to play the high-dex human wind mage that was my original concept. Sort of.

I've made this comment elsewhere, but I attempted to play Pathfinder once, and OMFG the proliferation of archetypes, feats, classes, races, specializations, and variants is mind-boggling. If there is a class-based system that is most likely to be able to handle a given character concept, it is surely Pathfinder. But wow do you have to wade through a lot of text to find it.

Every single Christmas winds up this way.

In aeons past, Armitage quoted the passage for Temporal Fugue from the even more ancient 100th issue of Dragon Magazine: I actually ran a character with this power once. The GM and the other players hated it.

But if she played Jesus, I'd watch that.

He is, but his power level is certainly cosmic. Strange mostly hangs out on Earth as well.

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Farsighted is more appropriate to old age tbh.