Clown Commander, announcing his evil plan. "I want all the soap in New York City delivered to Central Park by 3 PM, or the city will suffer a bubble bath like it has never seen. What do you think of that, Mr. Mayor?" Mayor (Tied up and gagged): Mfft! !#$#@!!!!!
"Mr. Pibbles, use the agonizer...AGGGGGH! ACK! AAAGGH!....pant...wheeze...
not...on...me."
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Sun Soldier: Attention, humans! Your confectionary weaponry and carbonated weapons are no match for the science of the Kwa'luur. Lay down your pogo sticks and surrender and you will not be harmed!
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Gideon's Player: Can I be seen inside the Banana?
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Gideon's Player: I get on the pogo stick, leap up, and shoot the balloon man.
GM: You pop the balloon man, and inside is a monkey operating it with some sort of contraption.
Sun Soldier: I should have known the apes were behind this.
Monkey: Awk awk...