Re: WWYCD?: The blatant-ening.
I enjoyed the meticulously explicit opening post as well, but found myself disappointed with how Pendaran failed to maintain that theme. For instance, he could have responded to criticism with:
"Frustrated with not being able to trick his players into answering the way he wanted them to, the GM invents new obstacles to foil their unexpected solutions. Frustrated with being unable to make YOU accept his beliefs about WWYCD's, he abandons his scenario and resorts to invective."
To be effective, a parody has to be funny and a satire must provide some new insight into the original subject matter. But instead of continuing the 3rd-person narrative which had served him so well, Pendaran chose to show (not tell). This was neither funny nor new.
I also thought the "Slatyn Yar breaks 4th walls" could have been done better. That approach relies on the player accepting the GM's authority, which - at the moment a table is being flipped over - has just been rejected.
A more realistic approach, IMO, would have been to say "The GM, having anticipated this reaction, took the precaution of bolting his table to the floor."
In retrospect, I'm startled that noone has put this disclaimer into a WWYCD thread before.