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  1. I have done the thing that you mention. I tried it out, slow declares first fast declares last, fast acts first slow acts last. In my experience it's a huge advantage and will by itself reshape your combats. The immediate effect was that high-initiative characters were able to dominate the fight entirely. The second effect of this was an immediate arms race to buy up DEX and Fast Draw to get higher initiatives.
  2. If I'm GM: Any power that rolls dice and can calculate BODY would be okay. If there's a movement power that rolls dice, then sure thing. Might need to take the 'ranged' or 'area effect' advantage, possibly with a trigger. Most powers that roll dice would be attack powers (and man it rocked me the first time I realized that you can roll Absorption on a Flash or Entangle, or even Dispel), but there are those that don't, like Aid or Healing, Mind Scan, Telepathy, or Luck. Those would probably need 'ranged' or 'area effect'.
  3. The superhero Budgerigar has had a long career going back decades, and is known for three things: his endless quips that frustrate his enemies, his incredibly bad luck, and his refusal to stop heroics despite his ill fortune. He used to be known for his extensive winning streak, even against multiple enemies. That came to an end after his battle against the mad scientist Dr Shrinkblot and his henchpersons; though Budgerigar won that battle it is known to be one of the last times he got the better of his foes. The reason for that is The Mite Have Beens, the henchpersons of Dr Shrinkblot that were thought to be lost forever when hit by an experimental shrinking ray. Now too small to be seen, and too small to communicate with anyone, they live on the hero's costume and feathers and cause him as much trouble as they can. They blame the feathered crimefighter for their plight, and have pledged their lives to screwing him over as much as possible. What the rest of the world believes to be Budgerigar's chronic bad luck is actually the work of the MHB creating trouble for him any way they can. The team is four members, too tiny to live any other life than this.
  4. I created over 270 homebrew character statblocks for 5th edition. I bought 5REd and 6th, but I have never used them. Converting 270+ characters is just not gonna happen. If 5th gets a renaissance, that'd be handy for me because I never switched over in the first place. i think my campaign has more villains and npcs than have been officially published in Champions sourcebooks. Especially if you count multiforms, duplications, summons and followers.
  5. Bartholomew Bark was inundated with gem-filtered energy and caustic chemical infusions, drug cocktails and sleep deprivation by the scientist that created the Gem Concord inadvertently. Before being kidnapped and systematically tortured, Bartholomew was a spoiled suburb brat and budding delinquent. When his powers are active he is sheathed in a field that negates light, creating a dark aura that hugs his body. He likes to play up this darkness angle for edgelord reasons, but it does not actually factor into the rest of his powers. For those same edgelord reasons, he chose for himself the codename Jet Nasty. He is a combination mentalist / speedster, with a shockingly-fast sprint speed that keeps him well out of the reach of most enemies. His mental powers are nullification, he can shut off specific portions of someone's brain, such as vision, balance, executive function or motor control. Unlike the others, he does not need a specific type of gem to eat, but he does need to consume faceted gemstones on a regular basis. More than the others, Jet is liable to take on jobs on his own, so enchanted with super-crime and robbery that he will attempt heists that the rest of the team has turned down. Not coincidentally, he often needs to be bailed out of bad situations by his teammates.
  6. For bullets and beams shot at you, use Missile Reflection. If you want to grab a live wire and shoot lightning, or grab a heat source and throw heat-bolts... hmm, naked advantage Ranged, taken with Usable as Attack so you can apply it to inanimate objects? Adding Range to 60AP would cost 30, UAA would (1+1) turn that to 60 AP, so about the same cost as just having the attack. But, it would do basically exactly what you are discussing.
  7. So, there was a Clairvoyance I made up that had a "visible" limitation. The character's senses would be channeled through an object, which would have eyes appear on it drawn on with Sharpie marker or stick-on googly eyes. Also, a 12d6 Cosmetic Transform with a linked Flash, for a skunk-themed villain that could spray people with musk that made them stink until they were extensively and painfully cleansed. Turned out to be hella effective because characters hit with the musk were insanely easy to track by scent, which made their Secret ID very vulnerable. I have a villain who's a "combat trickster". Among other things, she had an entangle with no range, which had a DEF limited to the toughness of the target's own clothes, and a BODY limited by the amount of their clothing. She would tie people up with their own clothes. Like, unsnapping your belt to bind your legs together, yanking your top off your shoulders and down to trap your arms against your hips.. if you were wearing a cape that was all the better. And if you wore a mask or helmet she could turn it around backwards to add a "blocks senses" element to the Entangle. I met a guy in Basic that could do this in real time, it was hilarious. Great for fun players with very dignified and self-possessed characters.
  8. Characters are introducing themselves in a formal setting. With more than five minutes to prep and present, the character with the shortest and easiest name takes four tries to get their name right. Tea party, the tea tastes like whatever brings you the most pleasant and comforting memory. "Like childhood in the summer." "I am reminded of warm libraries and the scent of leather." "It tastes like the bass drop." "I am a connoisseur of... special teas." "I have a mouth, but I have no internal organs." "So when you eat-" "I just mash it around but I have no place to put it." "Are you Cookie Monster?" "I'm from the Guinea Pig Council. The official one, not the underground one. We're not shady." "An above-ground Guinea Pig Council?" "Yes." "You'll be hearing from my lawyers!" "Oh! Oh you and your Guinea Pig Council."
  9. Regarding a building burning out of control: "Not my problem. I only set a small fire." "This is why fire safety is so important in the home!" "That is 28 points worth of **** You to the face." "DPS barbarian is best barbarian." "I'm dying Squirtle." "Dash it all, man - It's not a potion of coiffure!" "I'm gonna open this door like a dumbass. To specify: I'm not perceiving, investigating or hesitating just walking right in." Bad guy adjacent to fire is hit with the Grease Spell. DM rules that the oil is very flammable. Bad guy goes to stop, drop and roll. "I'm gonna throw ball bearings in that area to keep him from getting up from prone." "Oh damn, oily ball bearings." "Oily on fire ball bearings." "These demon mosquitoes are not polite like the last ones." "Pork chop sandwiches!" Bitterly and passive aggressively: "Weh weh weh. Can't burn any buildings down. Weh." "Oh, hang on, I was standing on top of someone." "Oh, that's where she went!"
  10. Kobold Barbarian sees someone make a hangover cure from disgusting ingredients: "What is this, a prairie oyster made of grandma's ashes?" Satyr sorcerer describing the masquerade costume: "I was thinking I would represent the final frost of the season, fraught with mystery and uncertainty, unknown in its time and tinged always with regret and nostalgia together. With a lot of sequins." Enemy compound has been found to contain fireworks, gunpowder, cheap alcohol, and notes about The Plan. "What kind of plan do these losers have?" "A plan involving booze and fireworks, apparently." "Operation Lose A Finger" PCs on a shopping spree of extravagant clothing leads to a flurry of Mean Girl quotes. "Ohmigod, (PC)--you can't just ask somebody why they're a kobold!" "Get in loser, we're solving another mystery" "This is (PC). He's almost too mystical to function." "Three for you (NPC)! You go (NPC)!" Lampshading the fact that we're not using encumbrance rules with references to Hammerspace. A tinker gnome child detective! - and her increasingly strained attempts to masquerade as a grown adult. Every time she calls someone "young man / young lady" it sets off a flurry of insight checks. She has yet to be found out.
  11. I've got multiple character builds with exactly this, and I always set it as a -1/4. Invisibility, not vs recording equipment - which is of little use against robot opponents, and a different version - Invisibility, not versus recordings or memory - for a character that everyone can remember after the fact, but could not perceive or react to while she is present. It doesn't really impact Invisibility's combat utility, or its ability to infiltrate a space, but /does/ negate invisibility's ability to act without consequence or to deny involvement in events. It just made sense to accept that invisibility has more components than the immediate scene. As for the mirror thing, I really think that "fringe" is the best way to implement.
  12. This week's session played over Roll20. <On finding out that local law requires cutting off a thief's hand for a first offense> Assassin-subclass Rogue: Oh man I'm sure glad that I'm just a professional killer and not a pickpocket. The eldritch knight can't show his face in town, but his shield was recently broken. For reasons that defy all sense, the cleric and druid have decided that this shield -must- be repaired, not replaced. They polymorph the eldritch knight into a rat, keep him in a bag, and go to the armorer. They work out all the details for payment, materials, delivery, they come up with alibis and needlessly complicated stories of how it came to be broken in the first place. Shopkeep: Okay, so where's the shield. Druid and Cleric: stare dumb at each other. DM: was it on the Knight when you polymorphed him? Cleric: ... yes. DM: So now it's part of him until he reverts to his own shape? Druid: ... Yes. Shopkeep: So... the shield? Cleric: Ah, we, uh, forgot it. We've got to run real quick, we'll bring it right back to you. DM: Okay, so you're looking for the beggar's dog. We're gonna take this quick and easy, just a couple of up-down investigation rolls. Give me all the results and we'll see how you do. Druid: Okay, so I bombed it. But, uh, I can use the probability warp of my clockwork pendant to change my roll to a ten, so... ten? Sorceror: I rolled a one. But, I have advantage because of this magic item, so .. a twenty. DM: Uh-huh. One more for each of you, you're getting close. Druid: A one. I'm spending inspiration to re-roll. And... a nineteen. DM: Double-You-Tee-Eff with these rolls. Sorceror: I know, right? Okay, that's a nineteen. DM: Roll again for your advantage, you may get a crit after all. Sorceror: Nope, it's a one. DM: Hmm. One more investigation roll. Either of you. Sorceror: That's a two, and... a four. Screw it, I'm spending the sorcery points to succeed automatically. DM: Fine. Okay. Let me describe what you see. First, have any of you seen the movie CATS? <Full round of horrified screeching and protests from all the players> No specific quote for this one, but the cleric blew out most of his good spell levels curing a homeless roughneck going through drug withdrawals and severe malnutrition. Asks the down-and-out-er how he came to be this way, NPC reveals that he used to be an acolyte of the evil god that is opposed to the cleric's god. Lots of pointed glaring at the DM over that. <Evil cultists barge into inn room, looking for good-aligned priest.> Warlock: What? Who? No, I'm... uh... Carrie. <gives name of prominent local family that is known by every resident of the town> other player: Good trope: when someone is just AGGRESSIVELY bad at lying. Druid: Oh, yeah, we'd love to help you find those good-aligned priests. Hey, Carrie, why don't you help these guys get some tea? Warlock: .. Druid: -Carrie-, go get them some tea. Warlock: ... Druid: -ahem-, -Carrie!- Warlock: Oh, me? other player: AGGRESSIVELY BAD AT LYING <good-aligned priest in the next room over tries to escape through the window, rolls a hilariously bad stealth check> DM: That's a loud crashing noise. <Simultaneously> Warlock: I throw myself down the stairs to cover up the noise. Sorceror: I cast minor illusion of a crash to cover up the noise. DM: So, let's look at this. The cultists have heard a loud crashing coming from this direction, this direction, and over here, all at the same time. Player: SO BAD AT LYING Cultists go to investigate the noises. Sorceror, Warlock and Druid all roll Deception checks. Druid rolls high af, convinces cultist that that busted window frame was always there. Sorceror rolls high af and convinces that cultist that he's a wild mage and always wakes up with a sound of thunder. Warlock rolls hilariously poorly, tells cultist she had never seen stairs before. Player: I'm dying.
  13. When Jeanetta Theodore developed powers of precognition she was a technician in a particle-acceleration lab. Some last-minute adjustments had needed to be made, and she was not behind all the proper shielding when the neutral-terrene matter flashed. All of time opened up before her, and the first thing she knew was that she was going to need a secret identity to accomplish all her goals. So she finished her shift, clocked out, handed in her resignation and created the mask and name of Ultimatum. She dabbled in some street crime-fighting by night, using her ability to foresee every threat and produce countermeasures, from stun grenades to a well-placed taser. By day she was a vicious day-trader, who built a fortune not by finding winners but by short-selling the business fronts of various villains and criminal organizations like VIPER. The short-sales made her a millionaire, then a multi-millionaire, and eventually a billionaire, while driving down the stock prices of those business fronts and cutting the profit margins of villains she had never met. If anyone ever did a full accounting, she had probably done more damage to Doctor Destroyer's schemes than any hero alive. And as her funding has increased, her gadget pool has moved from self-defense tools to super-science weapons. In combat she is untouchable, unflappable, and unpredictable. When she received the invitation to the Virtue Capitalists, she already had a briefcase packed and a list of investments for the common fund.
  14. Most superpowers who reach truly lofty heights of wealth are villains, stealing and exploiting their abilities to enrich themselves. Most, but not all. The members of Virtue Capital are individually billionaires and collectively they are the board of directors of a series of shell corporations that have interests in almost every industry in almost every developed nation. There are six members, not including followers, bodyguards, assistants, support staff and other assets. They use their money and leverage to do good in the world, but as often as necessary they take a hands-on approach to crime-fighting on a scale that most hero teams will never reach.
  15. Someone has to hold down a desk, right? Sure, the cool parts of law enforcement take place on the street, in the field, and America's Best has its fair share of gunfights-while-hanging-off-a-helicopter, but someone has to make sure the paperwork clears, jurisdictions are settled, parts are requisitioned, reports from forensics are filed, funding is allocated and case files are kept up-to-date. That someone is Edith Salter, and within their team she is sometimes called by her callsign of Warrant. She takes care of all the paper-work side of the business, and has time to make coffee for the office besides. And all the action-hero geniuses of the team are so fixated on fieldwork and training that they have never realized how incredibly odd that is. Before she was Edith Salter, there was Madeline Plakhotnikova, a reality warper with a low-key ability: anything she wrote or typed became true, but only on paper. She could not write down "Captain Trouble is dead" and have him struck dead, but if she did so then somewhere out there, there would be a death warrant for that person. Captain Trouble's credit cards would be canceled and his funeral would be scheduled, causing no end of trouble. Whatever she wrote in a document, every other document would agree with it. Madeline made herself scandalously wealthy, did away with her enemies, and got away with it all. Then she changed her name, changed her history, moved into a brownstone walkup, and began inventing a superhero team of law-enforcement misfits that could do what she could not. She put on a pot of coffee and started scheming. ... and that's seven? Do I propose the next team?
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