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GOTG3: "It's not a trap if it's a face-off!"

13 hours ago, Clonus said:

The sticker looks great on my Taurus!

12 hours ago, Cancer said:

Which one?  Cancer asked despairingly.

Mr. "Guardians of the Galaxy" and now-in-charge-of-the-DCU himself. 

14 hours ago, Pariah said:

First, there was Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed.

Written by James Gunn! 

6 hours ago, Bazza said:

it has a sequel too. One of my favs is still CS Lewis’ ‘Lionel Richie & the wardrobe’. Although pop-up books on sex ed; and an inquiry about Anne Frank’s sequel…because she is such a good writer…are as Neil says, “so funny. So sad”. 

Don't forget "Tequila Mockingbird"

14 hours ago, Pariah said:

"Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you're wishing you had a club and a spade."

~ Garrison Keillor

If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. -- Da Yoopers 

16 hours ago, Logan D. Hurricanes said:

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself. Basically, it's made up of two separate words — "mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind. (Jack Handey)

Los Espookys, a team of horror propmakers encounter strange and wacky customers and situations. In Spanish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QVPUIRGthI

On 3/17/2023 at 9:15 PM, Duke Bushido said:

Just like the first one, Darla gets the best line in the movie.

I dunno... I really liked "The Wisdom of Solo Man"

17 hours ago, DShomshak said:

I've got to cut down on my billiard cuisine...

1 hour ago, Cygnia said:

Is that you, Guardian of Ferever?

For those who'll be at Gen Con this year, I'm helping host a Darren Watts Memorial game room on Thursday night. An entire room will be filled with friends of Darren, and dozens of game tables.

If you'd like to run a game in Darren's honor, sign up at:

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfV3YQ7vvjDft-lEB2qj2ob9tYwtZHGn4feCNnx70J362-jOw/viewform

True story:

Last night was my third date with a certain gal.

We watched a movie at her place.

I offered to cook.

I meant to text her, "Are you allergic to anything, or is there something you otherwise don't like?"

But it came out as,