Pariah

On certain nights When the angles are right And the moon is a slender crescent It's circle shows In a ghostly glow Of earthly luminescence Earthshine A beacon in the night I can raise my eyes to Earthshine Earthshine A jewel out of reach Form a dream to rise to Earthshine Floating high In the evening sky I see my faint reflection Pale facsimile Like what others see When they look in my direction Earthshine Stretching out your hand Full of starlit diamonds Earthshine Reflected light To another's sight And the moon tells a lover's story My borrowed face And my third hand grace Only reflect your glory You're still out of reach Form a dream to rise to Earthshine

Wow, that's a profound lack of interest right there.

"That's what." -She

I concur.

What you did there, I see it.

We do what we're told We do what we're told We do what we're told Told to do

That's just outstanding.

Q - Hey, I've got a date with Zooey Deschanel! How cool is that? A - He's waltzing with the penguin again, isn't he?

Teleportation. It's not that much more expensive than Running, really, and having Fixed Locations would make it easy to get to the office. NEW TOPIC: Subtle signs that Petey the Stone Cold Penguin, the official mascot of the sport of Curling, is now your Representative in Congress / Parliament / Althing / whatever.

You're not from around here, are you?

Well done, I guess.

Borrowed from our old friend bunneh: Q: What's black and doesn't work?

If we're not having fun, why are we here?

Where's the fun in that?

Brain stem! Brain stem!

Cashews for me, thanks.

Yeah, I introduced the kids to it the other day. My two-and-a-half year old son has started using the phrase "monkey stuff".

Q: Wow, Adam West really sucks as Batman, doesn't he? A: Missed it by that much!

Are papers potable?

He's still upset that that Pope after John Paul didn't choose the Papal name George Ringo. NEW TOPIC: What's for dinner at Avengers Tower tonight?

They have some lingonberry jam I've been wanting to taste.

Sorry, I'm stumped.

Drinking papers and grading whiskey again, are we?

I moved out to Langley recently With a plain and simple dream Wanna infiltrate some third-world place And topple their regime Those men in black with their matching suitcases Where everything's on a need-to-know basis Agents got that swagger Everyone's so cloak and dagger I'm feelin' nervous and I'm really kinda wishin' For an undercover mission That's when the red alert came on the radio And I put me earpiece on Got my dark sunglasses on And I had my weapon drawn So I grab my handcuffs, my cyanide pills, my classified dossier Tappin' the phones like yeah, shreddin' the files like yeah I memorized all the enemy spies I've gotta neutralize today Yeah, It's a party in the CIA Yeah, it's a party in the CIA I've done a couple of crazy things That have almost gotten me dismissed Like terminate some head of state Who wasn't even on my list Burn that microfilm, buddy, will you? I'd tell you why, but then I'd have to kill you You need a quickie confession We'll start a waterboardin' session No hurry on this South American dictator I'll assassinate him later That's when he walked right in my laser sights And my silencer was on (Phew!) And my silencer was on (Phew! Phew!) And another target's gone Yeah, we got our black ops all over the world From Kazakhstan to Bombay Payin' the bribes like yeah, pluggin' the leaks like yeah Interrogating the scum of the Earth We'll break 'em by the break of day Yeah, it's a party in the CIA Yeah, it's a party in the CIA Need a country destabilized? Look no further, we're your guys We've got snazzy suits and ties And a better dental plan than the FBI's Better put your hands up and get in the van Or else you'll get blown away Stagin' a coup like yeah, brainwashin' moles like yeah We only torture the folks we don't like You're probably gonna be okay Yeah, it's a party in the CIA Yeah, it's a party in the CIA

It's just branded IKEA. I'll have to check to see who actually manufactures it.