Pariah

This one is from "Thing Explainer", a book by Randall Munroe, creator of xkcd.  It's worth the $24.

Infinite improbability drives

A Jesuit, Dominican, and a Franciscan were walking along the road debating the greatness of their orders.
 
Suddenly, an apparition of the Holy Family appeared in front of them, with Jesus in a manger and Mary and Joseph praying over him.

The Franciscan fell on his face, overcome with awe at the sight God born in such poverty.

The Dominican fell to his knees, adoring the beautiful reflection of the Trinity and the Holy Family.

The Jesuit, walked up to Joseph, put his arm around his shoulder and said, so where are you thinking of sending the kid for school?

Enterprise was just starting to find its footing in season 4, exploring the founding of the UFP and the first conflict with the Romulans. And finally exchanging Jolene Blalock's ridiculous body stocking for a proper uniform.
 
Sad that it got cut off so soon.

"I'm sure he'll be alright."
 
"Oh, I should think not.  He seems to have fallen for a clever woman.  He's in for a lifetime of trouble."
 

"Our business is a very hard one. But it was never the, uh... the killing or the stress, the bad pay that bothered me."
 
"Well, what was it, Frank?"
 
"It's how anything that you love... can be taken away from you. It taught me never to care. Never to invest. Then I met this woman. Sarah. And now you have her. Now I can't think of anything more horrible than to know that your enemies can hurt someone you love. The feeling is almost indescribable."
[the trace completes, and the technician hands Cooper a printout]
"You still there, Cooper?"
 
[horrified] "You're at my house"
 
[Frank looks out the window into the yard where Cooper's wife and two children, unaware, are playing]  "Almost indescribable, isn't it?"

"The answer is ... Catch-22."
 
(tears open envelope)
 
"The question is ... What happens if you hit the Dodger infield fifty pop flies?"

Everything with alcohol is yukky.

If you make a flute out of a corn cob, you'll never have to worry about reading sheet music again. You can just play by ear.

""O Lord, hear my plea. Destroy him. He maketh a blight upon the Land!"
"Don't listen to him. He's Crazy"
 
"Under the right circumstances, a producer could make more money with a flop than he could with a hit."
 
 

"Keep your place, Picard."
 
"This is my place."
 
"He is now my cha'Dich."
 
"This is not your world, human. You do not command here."
 
"I'm not here to command."
 
"Then you must be ready to fight. Something  Starfleet does not teach you."
 
"You may test that assumption at your convenience."
 
 

I'm not fond of "The Empath", even though it premiered on the same night that I did.

"Worry is carrying tomorrow's load with today's strength." 

The first two episodes of the third and final season of Star Trek:
 
"Spock's Brain" : Mother of Hades, this was a bad episode. 
 
"The Enterprise Incident" : As good as the previous episode was bad. Leonard Nimoy is brilliant as Spock seduces a female Romulan commander, while a surgically-altered Kirk sneaks around the Romulan ship, trying to steal their new cloaking device. 

"Is that the Horn of Gondor in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"
 
-- Galadriel to Boromir

"Brain and brain! What is brain?"

Any of these could go in a fortune cookie
 
 

There might be an arrow with your name on it, but fireballs are addressed "To whom it may concern". 

Frozen: A tale about Hans, Kristoff, Anna, Sven, and Elsa, the Snow Queen. A good watch. (4K UHD Blu-ray)
 
Wish: A king gathers the greatest wish from each of his subjects when they turn 18, and protects them in a tower, until a girl learns the secret. The movie had potential, but it's brought down by some lackluster songs. (Disney+)

7 Eleven sold insulated cups for their Big Gulps a few years ago with "Hello, My Name Is" name tags as the artwork. I have one in blue at work, with "Inigo Montoya" written in.

Stop Saying That!!!!.
 
On a side note, that scene is brilliant in another way. Every injury that Inigo puts on Count Rugen is a mirror of the ones on him, including the 2 cheek scars. The final of course matching the knife wound he received when he arrived.