Lawnmower Boy

Well, it would be a big boost for the long suffering guillotine and tumbrel industry.

Why bring Rob Liefeld into this?

"You're nice and all, but I think of you as a fiend, and I don't want to risk our fiendship."

Fortunately, it turns out that the Nile had binged on a jar of pickled beets the night before. "I don't know," the second-largest river in Africa was reported to have said. "I was binge-watching Archer. Sometimes, you just get a craving. Plus, there was nothing else in the fridge."

Younger boy was so enthralled by the riddle chapter in The Hobbit that he would not fall asleep.  He stayed up through the whole thing and almost to where the wolves showed up before he finally passed out.  Usually he only lasts two or three pages.

Whom I'm going to be happily voting for in the June 6th California primary.  Still, you seem to have gotten lost on your way to 2016 election thread.

"How was lunch? Lunch sucked. No, wait. I know what you're going to say. How could it have sucked? I mean, Good? She's so cheerful and fun, always so nice. And Evil? The way he drops sarcastic lilnes, his cynicism, so refreshing! Yeah. Sounds like fun. If they're at the table. But, oh, maybe they're there for precisely long enough to order and have, like, half their drinks, and then she's winking at him, and they're disappearing into the washroom. And you're left sitting there for two hours while the waitstaff is getting all impatient, and finally the come up to you and ask you if your friends are coming back, and if you mind settling the bill for three entrees, two appetisers, three drinks, and the five coffees you've had while watching ESPN 8 over the crowd at the bar. So you do. And you leave. And you check your messages, and, eventually they admit that they snuck out through the back window and had hate sex in the alley. At least Good volunteered to pay her bill, but now she's ragging on me for not tipping enough."

"How was lunch? Lunch sucked. No, wait. I know what you're going to say. How could it have sucked? I mean, Good? She's so cheerful and fun, always so nice. And Evil? The way he drops sarcastic lilnes, his cynicism, so refreshing! Yeah. Sounds like fun. If they're at the table. But, oh, maybe they're there for precisely long enough to order and have, like, half their drinks, and then she's winking at him, and they're disappearing into the washroom. And you're left sitting there for two hours while the waitstaff is getting all impatient, and finally the come up to you and ask you if your friends are coming back, and if you mind settling the bill for three entrees, two appetisers, three drinks, and the five coffees you've had while watching ESPN 8 over the crowd at the bar. So you do. And you leave. And you check your messages, and, eventually they admit that they snuck out through the back window and had hate sex in the alley. At least Good volunteered to pay her bill, but now she's ragging on me for not tipping enough."

So. Hot.

If only ISIS looted Mountain Dew and Pizza and power-gamed Neutral Evil Rogue/Sorcerer Tieflings. 

The Ten Jay Garrick's explained, or “The Flash”: That Huge Zoom Reveal, Explained
https://medium.com/@azalben/the-flash-that-huge-zoom-reveal-explained-3ba2de2c34ce#.nnwm2m1ue

Okay, who are you, and how did you get zslane's log-in?

Okay, who are you, and how did you get zslane's log-in?

Okay, who are you, and how did you get zslane's log-in?

Okay, who are you, and how did you get zslane's log-in?

Okay, who are you, and how did you get zslane's log-in?

If by epic bad idea you actually mean "Epicly awesome idea that has yielded one of the best shows on TV now", then I would agree with you. If not, then you are wrong. ^^
 
 
Yeah, but that was just stealing from Goku and Journey to the West. Why mix in ancient Chinese tales into your Greek ones? Besides Zeus did like to get around. ^^ 
 
 
No, no we don't. One Cinematic Universe has  nearly a dozen films while the other has one. It would be extremely premature to indicate anything about which style is or isn't better - heck, just defining "success" here is a tough nut to crack. So, your comment was more premature than a 16 year old boy. 
 
Soar. 

Space news you can use, from Clickhole!

This is not how things were supposed to be.

Crazy Cat Lady Starter Set--
 

Re: Create a Villain Theme Team!
 
The mundanes and muggles can't possibly conceive the mind that could actually control such a group. I give you --
 
Professor(1) Arcane(2), master of the lost mysteries of the ages!(3) He can fly! And fire magic bolts! And raise magic shields!(4) And he has a cunning plan, which is to bring back magic and stuff.(5) Which he totally can.(6) He woofs the warf of destiny!(7) He is the master of the fates of all mankind!(8) His minions are so entangled in the mystic web of destiny that they cannot even see that they are bound!(9) He uses lots of exclamation marks!(10)
 
Professor Arcane is 15. And already he knows more about everything than any stupid grownup. That's why he's in charge. Just knock before you go into his room. And would it kill you to wait for a few minutes before you barge in?
 
1. Professors use lots of footnotes. And professors are totally better than stupid doctors any day.
2. Magic professors use awesome fonts!
3. But if the Professor Arcane knows about them, they're not lost mysteries. Hmm. He guesses they're mostly lost. And he talks about himself in the third person! With lots of pronouns, because all those font changes get boring after a while!
4. And lots of other stuff that could go into his 50AP VP. If he could only research the spells.
5. Stupid Demonologist with his "Dark Renaissance." The Professor Arcane's plan is way cooler! You'd crap yourself if you heard his plan, it's so cool. What's that you said about using a consistent authorial voice? That's how they talk at Cracked! Cracked is awesome!
6. Yes, he totally can! No, you're stupid!
7. It's weaving talk. You know, because all those Fate-girls are, like, weaving destiny and stuff. The Professor read it in in a Discworld novel.
8. Soon, he will have an entire harem of K-Pop girls! Oh, Girl's Generation, why won't you answer the Professor's emails?
9. They only seem to ignore him. Actually, he's a puppet master, who controls everything! Everything! Even Girl's Generation. Professor Arcane has to go lie down now, but he'll be back to finish this post later.