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Asperion

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  1. I would add #3 OH MY GOD - IT'S TODAY!!!!!!!! am so not prepared.
  2. Make it BDSM day- renters get to be able to whip their landlords in any manner that they wish and the landlord must take it. NT: Santa's reindeer go on strike on Christmas Eve. Who fills the roll and how?
  3. Q: With this new change to Bud Light, how is Santa going to be able to perform his Christmas surprise this year? A: The Winter Wonderland is now closed.
  4. The only thing that has changed over time is the nature of who is doing the moving. In the past it was wagon trains that would transport those supplies around, now it's professional moving companies. Those trains followed the military as they traveled and took their pay in the form of housing, food, protection, straight pay, and other forms. Moving companies today are strictly paid a flat rate for their efforts. When they get the person (or what they are paid for) they will leave until they obtain a new contract. In more remote locations, the personnel might actually be required to move themselves.
  5. Q: Why are you coming to us with your 13th story where the minister is the guilty party? A: This is your coat of infinite jest, Mr. President.
  6. Instead of the traditional reindeer, he uses new, improved robodeer that sing Foxbat-inspered versions of the holiday classics.
  7. Getting colorful - Union Jack Made with red grenadine, clear maraschino liqueur, green chartreuse
  8. As great as this compressed skill is, I can see a problem here. Over time people will get injured regardless if it's through combat, natural activity, human interaction, or something else. While natural healing is powerful, it does need aid. I don't see anything upon the list that would work, unless it is (possibly) a subset of the either science or humanities skills. However, multiple subsets gets greatly complex. Let's handle this problem by making a generic medical skill.
  9. Given the nature of how FTL works in B5, it would be interesting to see combatants ducking it out in hyperspace. Would damage, kills, etc be trapped there or return to conventional space? How about communicating? Is that even possible, or would there be effective silence outside the ship?
  10. A fire proof toilet for use after a dinner of curry.
  11. Getting to have some fun - Salty Watermelon Frosty Contains vodka, sec, watermelon to get holiday flowing
  12. "Is that Queen Eliza approaching us?"
  13. Here's one for the insane books: Spy v Spy: Animamiacs Edition
  14. During an earlier edition, they attempted to make official spirit rules. These worked great, but players didn't get behind them. As a result, during the current edition, those rules have been officially done away with.
  15. Here's a great suggestion: instead of having general, combat, penalty and other forms of skill level, just combine them into one. Then the player can decide at time of purchase what the skill level is to be used for. There are many more suggestions that I have that I can make with other posts.
  16. Q: I have been attempting to open this left side door for the last five minutes. What have I been doing wrong? A: Our life boat is the Titanic.
  17. Q: What is just a normal day like in Congress? A: I revel in my illogic.
  18. I believe that WOTC has made many positive changes to the system. Opening character creation for more diversity, creating greater noncombat opportunities, streamlining combat are all positive in my opinion. However, since they are making it so that one can only get (and play) through their approved media might be such a strong negative that it could drive players toward other games (non-WOTC) effectively destroying their product.
  19. Naughty or Nice Eggnog made with rum, not brandy
  20. If you have a copy of Ultimate Speedsters, they breakdown how EXTREMELY high speeds operate. Essentially, the speedster will hop into an alternate dimension where time passes faster, perform action, then return to normal reality. The basic principle here is that the alternate dimension is someplace where you (gm) gets to go back and totally recreate EVERYTHING! If suddenly fire powers work at 2x power (cold powers at 0.5x) then that will be the case. Can you imagine what will happen with those fireballs?
  21. Would you expect anything else from some organization that has hours to kill (this can include the creators, readers, and all others)?
  22. I agree with this comment. When my first wife died, everyone here was a great help. Regardless if the loss is sudden or gradual, it's still a surprise that we don't expect. MUCH condolences your way in this time of sadness from everyone in my house to yours, and blessings too. Lights a candle.
  23. This film looks like someone slapped a bunch of holiday specials together and called it a day. Who approved this rubbish? A: This city doesn't have enough population, only 25 million.
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